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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in It's important for us to keep perspective...
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And I had to walk, uphill, both ways!

Brickhead92,

In the snow without shoes!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
son_named_bort,

15 miles each way

VubDapple, (edited ) in R/im14andthisisdeep Alabama style

But it’s a cou(sin) to do so

Vilian,

good

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Fair point, maybe just stick with step mom and step dad.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

No it’s cous(in). We’re in!

EvilEyedPanda,

Also has co(us)in, communism unlocked?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

So it’s our cousin now?

Kusimulkku,

Makes it even hotter

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

The app I use to write notes needs access to everyone in my Contacts. For “reasons”.

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Simple Notes (Pro)

jws_shadotak,

Stop using that app and find a different one.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

there are so many open source note apps that actually respect you

EvilLootbox, in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
paddirn, (edited ) in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

“come up with a funny comment to post on lemmy”

“Sure, I can try to generate a funny comment for you. Lemmy is a federated link aggregator and discussion platform, similar to Reddit. Here are some possible comments you can post on lemmy:

  • I just joined lemmy and I’m loving it. It’s like reddit, but without the ads, censorship, and corporate overlords.
  • Lemmy is the best thing since sliced bread. Literally. I haven’t eaten anything since I discovered this site.
  • How do you pronounce lemmy? Is it leh-mee, lee-mee, or lay-mee? I need to know before I start a podcast about it.
  • Lemmy is so addictive, I can’t stop browsing it. I’ve been on it for 12 hours straight. Send help. And upvotes.
  • I’m new to lemmy and I have a question. How do I get karma? Do I need to post memes, cat pictures, or political opinions? Or do I just need to be nice and helpful?

I hope you find these comments amusing and suitable for lemmy. 😄”

Norgur,

ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Apart from #3, those are all terrible. And for reference, it’s pronounced lay-mee 😉

RGB3x3,

Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.

grue,

Spez is way ahead of you on that one.

marx2k,

You’ve just described every bluecheck on Twitter.

Not jokinghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/54480f14-7f8c-4787-a6c9-528f62e4e671.jpeg

flontlocs,

Just doing a search for “I am an AI Language model” (with quotes) is enough to reveal a bunch of those loser ass accounts.

darth_tiktaalik,
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

Come up for a reply to this quote: “Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.”

ChatGPT:

While ChatGPT has made remarkable progress, human connection adds depth and emotion that technology alone may struggle to replicate. Let’s appreciate the unique qualities each brings to the table.

paddirn,

I actually wonder what a purely AI/ChatGPT community would look like (no human posts/comments allowed), would they eventually start to develop their own weird culture, memes, inside comment jokes that nobody would even understand? There’d be like a picture of a tire and a rubber ducky with the text reading “Five fingers / garden hose” and all the comments would be things like “The wombat, in ascension, remembers. Nautilus.” Like how fucking weird would they get without human intervention?

deur,

We had that on reddit, subreddit simulator I think? It was a more primitive version of LLM, and it didn’t train itself on content from the simulator sub.

MotoAsh, in Tired brain is worst brain

Once did this with antifungal cream. I am now the special child in The Last of Us.

Didn’t taste too bad, though. Definitely no IcyHot.

slurpeesoforion, in The four houses dads belong to.

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

Heavybell, in Modders are gonna have a field day
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

On the one hand, this is why security-through-obscurity is no good. Hell, even without a source leak, people figure out how to hack games.

On the other, much as I would vastly prefer if every online game was server authenticated so the client didn’t need anticheat, I understand that basically every game is a barely held together yarn ball and checking logic server-side would slow things down to an unmanageable level.

It sucks.

smeg,

Yes and no. Games (all software, really) can be made slick and efficient, it just takes more time than most companies are willing to spend because they get their return even if its buggy and slow.

Asafum,

“Boss! Boss! The devil possessed me last night and I got some wonderful ideas for you! Want to ship way too fucking soon but still make money? Pre-orders! We get the people hyped and offer the product to buy now before they get to find out it’s shit! But wait, the devil had an even better idea than that… Early access if you pre-order!! We get their money now and they beta test for us! The people want everything yesterday so we can just monetize impatience!”

illumrial, (edited ) in Lemmy glitterpost

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

BigDaddySlim,
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Great way of making a permanent investment

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Permanent investment into future health issues.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

FatTony, (edited ) in Not noice
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

How is this a Chad move???

Edit: Wait, maybe this is to reflect on the fact that physical beauty can harbour its ugly side, all the same. That we should not go about: “I am the handsome character and you are the ugly character, so I am right.” Yes, after much consideration I have concluded that this meme should remain as is.

megopie,

We should see more of these memes and subvert the notions that underpin the original meme formats.

0ops,

Calling someone a Chad used to be comparable to calling someone a Karen not that long ago. Chad’s were assholes who thought they were hot shit. At some point, unironically, Chad’s became actually hot shit

errer, in Yes it is!

What are you doing step-volt?

Gingerlegs, in This

Covfefe

chowdertailz,

Confeve!

tpihkal,

Covid2024?

glitch1985,

Hamberders

CascadianGiraffe, in Amazed these aren't real

Does BK still say “Have it your way”?

Or M&Ms “Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.”

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Wait. That was M&Ms real slogan? Well now the little laugh from 50 Cent when he says that line in Candy Shop makes a lot more fuckin sense.

Cort,

Yep, that’s the post WWII slogan. They were originally made to withstand shipping through army supply lines to resist melting

andrew, in Christmas day grind
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’ve wasted way too much time, and I’m only talking a couple minutes, trying to figure out “read that again.” Maybe the joke is that I’ve wasted the time.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t edge to Christmas carols long enough for an effective festive grind

kautau,

“We Three Kings” is actually about the richest people in the world and everyone should edge to it to get that

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Plummeting interest rate
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do people really hook up in games 🤨? I mean… you have tons of other apps for that, why use game chats.

verysoft, (edited )

It's an instant common denominator. What's the difference than meeting at another hobby?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This was clearly about a hookup only, why does it matter what she’s into… or what you’re into?

BruceTwarzen,

You know if someone is a 40 year old man or not

verysoft,

₊‧.°.⋆˚₊‧⋆. communication ₊‧.°.⋆˚₊‧⋆.

Kase,

Commun… Communica…- you must have misspelled communism, cause I’ve never heard this word in my life. Fellas! I found a commie!! /j

Vibi,

I personally connect with people easier through games. For me, it removes the feeling that I have to entertain someone through some branching conversation. There’s less pressure knowing we’re focusing on the same task or goal and conversations feel more natural based on what we’re doing or observing. It’s also helpful to see how people approach obstacles and how they handle/display their emotions.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, but none of that matters for a booty call, and it was just that on the pic, nothing more. She/he wanted a sex partner and asked the first person that was online in the game/app she/he was currently on.

ignotum,

In runescape you can buy gf, in dating app you no can buy gf, do the maffs

Aggravationstation,

Depend on app friend

hemko,

Runescape.com is not a dating site.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

11yr old me would have disagreed

ignotum,
wafflez,

Dating apps are not optimised to help u find a partner, they’re made to keep u on the app

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

And games are made to keep you playing, not find partners.

Regardless, this was just a booty call, my experience is that they’re great for that.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I met my fiancée at a training thing for work. Everyone canceled except her her, me, and the teacher, so we had a lot of time to talk lol. We are getting married in a year and a half.

wafflez,

Congratulations I am glad it worked out well for you two /pos

I know some people have luck with them, that’s invevitable. I was just saying they aren’t great for most people and more so often are really bad for men’s self-esteem. Some great statistic videos go into depth with the dating pool ratios etc. to explain this.

ViscloReader,

People hook up everywhere, plus if you meet through a game you already have a common interest and a lot of stuff to chitchat about Win/win

ExLisper,

Do people hook up on lemmy?

Socsa,

No, because lemmy is actually just me, and then six dogs pretending to be like 400 other active users.

Llewellyn,

Woof, I mean yeah

Mac,

Hey cutie 😏

ExLisper,

I’m a 40 year old man.

Gullible,

Did I fucking stutter?

DriftinGrifter,

Holy based

jagungal,

Lemmy is like Reddit, but with an even greater concentration of Linux and FOSS nerds, so the likelihood is extremely low.

Ibex0,

😐

asbestos,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Hey there 😏

jagungal,

Sorry, I heard asbestos was toxic

psud,

It’s not toxic, it’s practically inert. That’s what makes it carcinogenic

LemmysMum, (edited )

The fibers are so small and sharp the they can cause physical damage to dna.

The most toxic asbestos fibres have widths 250nm-10nm, and this toxicity is “physical”, which could mean either mechanical or optical: Tangling with chromosomes is a •mechanical hazard occasionally reported, and fibres <100nm wide would probably be most knife-like.

DriftinGrifter,

Am man

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Any pic from a Reddit meetup was enough to convince me that trying to date via Reddit was a no-go zone.

Pregnenolone,

Open source relationships it is then

jagungal,

Now there’s a kind of open relationship I can get behind!

felykiosa,

I would relly appreciate to hook up on Lemmy because you have to be a nerd to be there. But I m French so I suppose its unlikely

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Yeewww…

Jk I’m French Canadian even worse.

Gonzako,

We can certainly make this work. I’m a couple swims into France.

Honytawk,

I m French

Well there is your problem

felykiosa,

What’s your country?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But it’s only a booty call, a hookup, and he/she is upfront about it, why does it matter if we have common interests or not.

eestileib,

Republicans don’t get orgasm assistance from me.

I invest a little extra effort to make sure I’m not misallocating my sex.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

This is sage advice: Sex misallocations often lead to extensive long term losses.

queue,
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
  • Mutual interest
  • Games often require talking and supporting each other well to beat the task at hand
  • Probably into more games and hobbies together

Indeed, it’s a win/win

hoshikarakitaridia,

Cause those apps suck unfortunately.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would say the exact opposite, they’re great for hookups.

Maybe it’s the thing about some people being shy IRL (which I’m not), so making conversation is difficult for them.

flicker,

There was this mean thing people would say back in like the 90s, that the people complaining online win every argument because everyone who had success was busy being in a relationship.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe… that may hold some thruth as well. Or maybe just doing things IRL that people that were more engaged online, didn’t.

It is a fact that our online lives take much of our every day time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t played online games in literally decades, but in the 90s, when I used to play MUDs, people used them to hook up (or just do the cybersex thing) all the time. I’m guessing the only big difference now is voice and video are in the mix.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Really? Had no idea to be honest.

queue,
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Man, I’ve met partners I dated for years because of random shit. Reddit, random interactions on discord, and a few more. My parents met because of a convention my dad organized for a show that was off the air for a few years at that point.

Humans are social creatures and they do be socializing.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My parents met because of a convention my dad organized for a show that was off the air for a few years at that point.

Alf?

queue,
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Doctor Who

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, but the pic is clearly about a hookup only. Dating apps are great for that, you just specify what exactly it is you’re looking for and you’re golden within a week or two.

I have this friend, he litelarly didn’t go out with us for 2 straight years because of dating apps. He once did some math on how many different hookups he had over those 2 years, it was well over 200. He’s not handsome or anything, not particularly anyway, or hung or anything like that. He’s just friendly, funny and outgoing. Women sink into that, just be friendly and funny and that’s basically it.

It’s not that hard really, even if you are not as outgoing and funny as him, you could still score once every 2 weeks or so… if sex is what you’re looking for.

Oh, and the main thing, don’t be a picker. Pickers go home emptyhanded.

Kase,

What’s a picker?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, now that I think about it, the correct term was choose, choosers 😂.

31337,

Nah, I don’t think that’s common. A lot of men swipe right on every woman, get a match with something like 1% of those, get a chat response with 0.1%, arrange a date with 0.01%, and have 100% back out of the date. At least that was my experience for a couple months of using dating apps, lol.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That is true, but only if you’re looking for a relationship. Yes, women are picky when it comes to relationships (well, men as well, now that I think about it). If you’re honest upfront and just state that you’re not looking for something serious, just fun, trust me, women are a lot more open to those one night stands than relationships. Why? There are no strings attached. She gets off, you get off, hell, you don’t even have to buy her dinner or anything, just go over to her place or a motel, whatever, and just have a few drinks, smoke some weed, whatever, to get in the mood. After that, you/she leaves and that’s that. The idea is that there are no strings attached from the start, and that’s what’s attracting about this scneario. You don’t put too much effort into it. After that, she can go about her dating as if nothing happened. You bump into her at the store, you pretend you don’t know her… she gives you scared look maybe, like “please, I’m with my bf here, don’t ruin it 😬” and of course, you don’t. Why? Cuz she might break up with him and give you another booty call. Plus, it’s not fair, she was just trying to blow off some steam, so were you, what’s done is done, no need for everyone to know that.

Oh, and don’t mingle with married women… unless they’re some cockold couple or something like that. In any other case, married women are off the table. They usually have jelous/controlling husbands and you’re just asking for trouble fixing up a hookup with that woman. Always ask upfront if she’s married. She might lie, but hell, at least you asked and if you ever get that late night call from her hubby, you can always say that - I asked, she said she wasn’t married 🤷. If she’s married, drop her. That’s litelarly the only time you say no to a woman wanting a hookup.

The upper paragraph is for single men only. If you’re married, the ONLY women you actually want to hook up with are married ones. Why? She’s got as much to loose as you do if she decides to reveal the affair… so you both keep quiet.

feedum_sneedson,

Hmm yeah I’m pretty good looking and can’t swing this kind of thing. Back to the gym I guess.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I get it… some people are just not witty or funny enough, or maybe pick their sexual partners… that’s cool as well 👍 😉.

But trust me, if you’re witty, funny and can strike an interesting conversation, even if it is just for a hookup, she will call you back. Of course, be good in bed, that also counts, but even if you’re not that good, she might still like just to hang out with you, and who knows, maybe at the end of the evening, you hook up again 🤷.

feedum_sneedson,

I am very good in bed. I have terrible self-esteem issues, so if there was any doubt there I would think I was the worst lover in history. And people definitely find me witty and funny. I’m just shit at reading people, I would tend to assume people aren’t interested rather than the opposite. I am getting laid at the moment so I shouldn’t complain too much, but I’ve always struggled between (admittedly very attractive) partners. It’s very annoying.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m just shit at reading people, I would tend to assume people aren’t interested rather than the opposite.

Yeah, have made that mistake myself as well. I was born with that part or my brain lobotomized as well, but I learned to compensate for it over time. Like I’m also naturally (I would say I have a gift for it) am good in bed (always take care of my partner’s needs and wants, easily adjustable to whatever she wants, can read body languange easily, can go on for a long time, but this primarily because I like to edge 😁, though I don’t share that with hookups 😂), so that kinda strikes them as “wooow, he doesn’t look like it, but this guy is reeeally good”. And I really am nothing to look at, like I have a beer belly (not too big though), beard, long hair, body hair, not that good looking (not ugly either)… you could say I look kinda like a biker dude, but the conversations, being funny, making jokes left and right, yeah, that catches their attention.

And yes, I forgot to mention that part as well, selfasteem. Really important 👍. Act like you’re a million bucks even if you aren’t. She says she’s not into guys with high selfasteem? Trust me, she’s lying… or she’s one of the few that finds that repulsive in a male, but those kinds of women are weird, so I wouldn’t want her anyway. In either case, you should defininitely make a strong appearance. Not too strong though, like a chad, cuz that can be repulsive, I admit, even for males. But, a good dose, yeah, just enough for everyone to be comfortable with you and get her interested.

feedum_sneedson,

cum in bum

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