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NeonWoofGenesis, in My hand are normal, and loook

Def generated, the top text in the first panel is gibberish as is the T in “at”.

lugal,

I still think it’s a parody on AI generated stuff.

Pregnenolone,

If you know enough about AI it wouldn’t be hard to replicate the errors that it makes with text

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

That’s what the AI wants you to think!

Viking_Hippie,

Your mom thought that last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😁

lorty,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

The text perhaps, but the mess it makes with hands and eyes is really hard to get right.

g0d0fm15ch13f,
@g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve come full circle. Now we have humans pretending to be bots pretending to be humans

OmegaMouse,
@OmegaMouse@feddit.uk avatar

LOOOK AЃ ͱANDS

lugal,

Good bot

MissJinx, in Syntol man...
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Not because of the syntol itself but he seems to have some type of mental disability. He should be getting some care

takeda, in Motivational

Also most of those “self made” billionaires already grew up in wealthy families.

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah, the youngest ever (at the time, at least) “self made” billionaire was a fucking Kardashian!

LEDZeppelin, in And this is why I no longer have cable.

Enshittification IRL

Tedrow,
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

Enshitification is just a symptom of capitalism. It’s been happening in real life forever.

Lemjukes,

The only thing new about it is the name.

GrammatonCleric, in The barbieheimer debate rages
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won’t eat it.

Paradachshund, in Dude, get out of here

Boop of banishing

adj16,

🤣

theodewere, in new rule
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

that sticker either fell out of a Monty Python sketch, or there are Vogons about

LEONHART,

This deserves way more upvotes.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

please stay on Reddit

JusticeForPorygon, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“I am once again asking for material components.”

chuckleslord,

MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

…I can’t tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

Guntrigger, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

What did it taste like?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

Colour_me_triggered,

Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.

PersnickityPenguin,

So do the Japanese…

VonReposti,

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.

ArcaneGadget,

Gravad laks?..

(Salted and fermented salmon)

Colour_me_triggered,

Hopefully gravad and not gravid!

VonReposti,

That doesn’t count 'cause it’s delicious

victorz,

Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.

Shapillon,

I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

Agent641, (edited )

When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

Shapillon,

Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.

sirjash,

Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid

paddirn, (edited )

Like Skittles apparently.

Taste the rainbow.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

dirtySourdough,

That’s the story I was expecting

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

cries in reddit

Delphia, in Choose A or B

Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

habanhero,

You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.

fatzgebum,

Or they are all equally useless.

Delphia,

If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

Ashelyn,

Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!

octoperson,

Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

geekworking, in Roughly 31.75 meters

The board is about 2 feet shorter in cold weather.

rayyy,

.6096 meters shorter

bingbong,

*Approximately 242 stiff-flacid deltas

FlyingSquid, in should i??
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No. Because you can’t fuck him. Chastity cage, remember?

superduperenigma,

Maybe he’s begging for a pegging?

dewritoninja,

Longing for a shlongging

jaybone,

Dreaming for a creaming.

MrJameGumb, (edited ) in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

0x4E4F,

It’s called patina 😒.

balderdash9, in dig bick

I hate to explain a joke but here’s the context:

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/7c1f6261-971f-4874-8070-b9932fddd21d.webp

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still confused about this big bick situation

prime_number_314159,

There’s a brand of pens in the US (maybe elsewhere, too) called Bic. He has a Bic pen, and his penis enormous.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah Bic is french.

RocketBoots,

Thanks for the context! Thought that was weird for a second.

uservoid1, in I don't know how to title this

“Politician interact with voters after election”

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