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Heliumb0y, in Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate

I’d would really like some sort of ad blocker that would block anything related to this dweep.

InternetCitizen2,

Same

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Can we customize this service to also block Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson? I can’t seem to block enough of their shit to keep them from my feeds, and it drives me nuts.

GarrulousBrevity, in This one's for you

Froot*

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar
sverit, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
Xttweaponttx,

Can’t unsee that! 😂

pixeltree, in It's like everyday

If you hold your breath to the point you can’t anymore your body will automatically clear your nostrils in an attempt to help you not suffocate to death

Aermis,

I don’t think this is how it works…

xePBMg9,

But it is!

pixeltree,

It is! It’s to prevent situations where your mouth is obstructed and your nose is clogged from killing you. Give it a try

Patches, (edited )

Instructions unclear. I don’t think u/Aermis is coming back. He ded

Aermis,

Just woke up from my coma. Can confirm I was breathing.

pixeltree, (edited )

I suppose suicide is a cure for a stuffed nose

I’ll give it a try next time

Rolando,

dam, I was trying to do it but you made me laugh.

Yamainwitch,

I taught this trick to my then 4 year old and he legit almost passed out then came back from the edge with a “mommy I can breef!”

Threeme2189,

Your comment legit made me laugh 😂

Yamainwitch,

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a kewl mom. Legit I did the same thing when I learned that trick and I was like heyyyy buddy! 👉😎👉

sheogorath,

If you live in multiple story buildings you can run up and down the stairs. It’ll clear the congestion too.

TootSweet, in MK bag

No no. She meant Mario Kart.

superweeniehutjrs, in play stupid games

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

bellly,

What about those mini ones

CaptainEffort,

Hey I can fit two!!

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!

SnokenKeekaGuard, in consequences
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are

Kecessa,

Not about the stomach, it’s about the heat on the way out!

xpinchx,

I used to love spicy food but I have a sensitive tummy now.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I’m generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had the burning booty of death before, but the two things aren’t really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if I’m sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?

ngdev,

As someone who thinks the “Last Dab” sauces from Hot Ones aren’t spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something that’s too salty now.

unexposedhazard,

Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.

Kecessa,

That varies from person to person.

unexposedhazard, (edited )

Just checked cuz i have been asking myself that a couple times and apparently it’s 50 hours on average

numberfour002,

50 hours sounds like that’s average for how long it takes for food items to be fully digested and completely excreted from the body under normal circumstances, but not necessarily an average minimum amount of time for how long it takes food to start exiting the body in feces.

Those are very different data points, especially in the context of a discussion about spicy foods.

Spicy hot foods are typically spicy because of a chemical called capsaicin, which is an irritant in mammals. In high enough amounts and/or in sensitive people, capsaicin can irritate the lining of the digestive system and that irritation can have a laxative-like effect to varying degrees. In response to irritation, digestive motility / speed will increase, and the general trend is that the quicker something moves through the digestive tract, the less completely it is processed and digested.

Basically, if someone eats too much spicy food for their tolerance level, it is fairly typical for that to move through the digestive system more quickly than average AND the feces will contain proportionally more capsaicin. So, bowel movements less than 24 - 50 hours after eating the spicy food and a burning sensation associated with the act due to undigested capsaicin actually does make sense.

unexposedhazard,

i see, that makes sense i guess.

thanks for the quick summary :D

Kecessa,

You don’t eat as spicy as you think you do then…

ImFresh3x, (edited )

Just made salsa last night.

4 tomato 1 onion 1 bunch of cilantro 1 lime 6 Serrano 6 jalapeño 6 habanero Salt

That’s about 1 habanero per small bowl. Most people wouldn’t eat a full habanero, or even taste that salsa.

Never had an issue internally with spicy food.

azertyfun,

Because it’s so hard to believe that some people’s digestive systems work differently. Gut microflora is notoriously undiverse in humans. Surely the more likely explanation is that the person you’re responding to managed to go their whole life without ever eating spicy food despite actively seeking it out. /s

Maybe there’s a spice level at which I’d get bad shits, but I haven’t gotten so much as a tingle yet and I already have the highest tolerance than any white guy I know. You can be a spice snob and say “you haven’t met my guy Rajesh yet”, but almost no-one saying “spice gives me bad shits” has met Rajesh either so I don’t see the point.

Kecessa,

As I replied in another comment, do an “hot ones” evening going all the way up to 1m SHU and tell me your ass came out ok.

ImFresh3x,

Done this for fun several time with friends. Not an issue. That da bomb sauce def burns the mouth tho.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Please make me your spicy ass food, please.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cmon over anytime

Droggelbecher,

It has never happened to me and I’m a spice fiend too. I’ve never gotten diarrhea from Mexican food either.

Kecessa,

My girlfriend felt the same way until we had a “Hot Ones” party where the spiciest sauce was 750 000 SHU. She went to the bathroom the next morning and I just heard “Ooooooooooooh”…

GBU_28,

Everyone is different. You can’t change your butthole

Ephera,

I’ve heard before that it helps a lot, if you eat a lot of fiber…

Sekrayray,

It’s really weird, but as I’ve aged spicy food has really begun to bother me. I absolutely LOVE how it tastes in my mouth—even the hottest levels of heat are enjoyable to me.

I’d say around the age of 25 it started bothering me some. Then it got worse as I approached 30. Now in my early 30s I can hardly eat anything that’s above “mild” without GI distress several hours later. I’m talking about a horrible burning sensation in my abdomen where it feels as though I can actually track the food moving through my GI tract. The next day I feel ill enough on the toilet that I have to make sure I don’t have plans for the first 1-2 hours of my day.

It’s super sad because I love spicy food, but it’s not worth the payback. I myself work in healthcare and I’ve searched and searched for something that can physiologically explain that phenomenon (getting worse over the years) and there’s not really anything explained in the literature. All I can think of is something to do with changes in GI flora.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah mine has gotten worse over time as well. When I was a teenager, I could eat anything. Now if I get a half scoop of the Chipotle hot salsa on my burrito, I’ll start feeling it 3 or 4 hours later. It sucks.

slaacaa,

Yes, it’s an age thing. Even a few years ago I was impressing my asian colleagues with how much I can take, and regularly ate ghost chili and carolina reapers for fun with friends.

Now at 35, had/have some problems down there, and the doctor told me to lay off spicy food, as I had a minor inflammation of my colon.

Same conclusion as you, I love it, but it’s just not worth it. Good news though: I heard that it’s really just a tolerance building thing, so if I stay off really spicy foods for a while, then I should be able to enjoy light spices later.

Wanderer,

I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

wafflez, in Rat snacks

he was french though

RagingRobot,

Gross. I hear they eat snails

Hereforpron2,

I hear they eat food cooked by rats

MMNT, in So versatile and convenient

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

MacNCheezus, in are you sure?
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps a shower and a haircut wouldn’t hurt.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I’m having my weekly shower later today! 👍

irmoz, in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

Another thought that occurs is that it shows there is literally no path where they accept the immigrant - they’re upset if immigrants work, and they’re upset if they don’t. It literally just comes down to hating immigrants, and they work backwards from there to find reasons.

grue,

It literally just comes down to hat[e], and they work backwards from there to find reasons.

Literally every part of conservative ideology.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

there is literally no path where they accept the immigrant

I have a coworker who hates undocumented immigrants because (among other reasons) she thinks they’re all unvaccinated and thus spreaders of disease. She is also ANTIVAX!

orrk,

strange that a lot of the antivax crowd also happens to be nazis

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I dunno, they’re both subsets of “selfish, irrational and cruel”.

Treczoks,

You could accuse her of many things, but not of being smart.

independantiste, in Schrödinger's joke
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

People like this are the worst. They’ll say the most terrible thing ever said, then keep arguing for 20 minutes then when they are getting tired they just say they were joking and trolling and all that…

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“it was just a prank”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Social experiment!

Duranie,

I know someone like that. This is just one of the reasons that I divorced him.

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

My ex was the same, then when breaking up she said I had too many boundaries

iamericandre, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

What do you mean, it says new right on the box. Can’t be that old

db2, in High fashion

wtf did i just watch

thefluffiest, (edited ) in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

Since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, relieving said rich man of their excess wealth is actually a kindness. Therefore this is an ethical life pro tip.

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