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SpaceNoodle, in Taste the Pain

Does anybody know the way to the lake?

TokenBoomer,

My son thinks he discovered Xavier. Ah, to be young and naive.

SpaceNoodle,

Have you heard of this new band “Styx?”

Rodeo, in See? You still have a chance!

Yeah but I don’t find them attractive.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not even 1% of them?

Rodeo,

Yeah maybe! That’s still 750,000 so maybe I’ll find someone after all.

Hopefully some of them live nearby.

SayJess, in Waffle Squarf
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

L’Shana Haba’ah B’Waffle Squarf!

al177,

If Waffle Squarf served us Sandbliches but they were not glistening, it would have been enough.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Da-da da da!

The_Eminent_Bon, in It's true, look it up.

I like the nice big easy to read font

TokenBoomer,

Macular degeneration is a bitch.

Burninator05, (edited ) in TIL

The mode human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton. The average human body doesn’t have enough.

Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

The additional ~200 bones from fetuses in late stage pregnant woman would be more than the missing bones from amputees etc. OPs statement is accurate.

jaybone,

Wouldn’t they be too small though?

JaymesRS,

Skeleton size or proportionality not specified.

QuaternionsRock,

You can’t use one unfused half-bone in place of one full bone >:(

ohitsbreadley,

What if we use the little fetus bones to replace some of the smaller adult bones, and take those smaller adult bones to replace some bigger adult bones, and so on until we have a big ol’ femur?

JusticeForPorygon, (edited )
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

The word average can technically refer to arithmetic mean, median, mode, or range. That’s why you were probably taught them at the same time. That’s also why tests like the ACT tend to have a * at the top that says something along the lines of “Unless otherwise stated, the word average indicates arithmetic mean.”

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I have never in my life seen it refer to anything but the mean

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Because mean is the most common form of average. But, for example, when referring to salaries, the words median and average are often used interchangeably.

BA834024112, (edited )

This isn’t true at all

Edit: well they may be used interchangebly, but they’re also used incorrectly in that case

dream_weasel,

Are infinitesimally shaved average bones not bones? Idk who is the bone authority responsible for making that decision.

Tremble,

There are a lot of people missing bones, but I don’t think anyone has extra, so….

CulturedLout,

What about people with extra fingers and toes? Parasitic twins?

Goatmom,

Pregnant women as well. Now their human body contains two skeletons, thus raising the average number of bones in a human body by a considerable amount. I would guess there’s probably more pregnant women than there are people missing limbs.

CulturedLout,

Oh yeah, totally forgot about pregnancy. That should count too.

Tremble,

Ok then technically we are all born with an extra set of teeth. That we lose. So a full skeleton contains all the baby teeth as well.

Goatmom,

Traditionaly when talking about the skeleton, we refer to the adult skeleton seeing as an adolescent skeleton have more bones that then fuse. I agree that we need to take that into account, but I don’t believe the statement would be referring to an adolescent skeleton.

Exatron,

Some people were born with extra fingers, and sometimes entire extra limbs.

TheRealKuni,

My wife has an extra rib above her collarbone.

dream_weasel,

Plenty of people do. My sister for example had bones in her feet that never fused and had to have an extra removed. I guess that’s pretty common

webghost0101,

Different perspective: Even if you miss a limb your body contains the full 100% of the skeleton you can find in a person missing that limb.

There still complete human beings even if their body has a unique challenge.

ohitsbreadley,

I appreciate what you’re saying here - people come in all shapes and sizes, with different abilities, limb counts, etc. Every one is a human being deserving respect and dignity.

But OP didn’t say “a complete human being” - it said “a complete human skeleton.”

If an individual is missing a limb, by birth or by accident, they don’t have a complete skeleton. It’s a plain fact. Doesn’t mean they are any less human.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Actually, the average human body contains more than one skeleton.

https://justsimplymom.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/pregnancy-6.png

evidences,

This depends entirely on how many people there are out there with missing limbs.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It would have to be a lot considering that a baby has a full set of bones while a missing limb is generally only a few of them.

evidences,

Half the bones in a adult human are in the hands and feet. I don’t know if there’s enough missing limbs to offset fetus skeletons but I there’s a whole lot of bones missing in a double amputee.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Babies have up to 270 bones at birth (instead of 206 in an adult), which makes up for at least one double amputee (hands have 27 bones and feet have 26 each).

Kusimulkku, in I do believe they exist

I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.

CADmonkey,

Before or after you drop a book on your face?

For me it’s usually “after”.

Kusimulkku,

I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it’s more comfortable. So far it’s the best setup I’ve had.

MajorHavoc, in The giga crystal

Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

Uh…I’m asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

tommij,

Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he’s the guy wearing it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

https://debrabaxter.com/wp-content/uploads/Crystal-Brass-Knuckles-forever.jpg

WaterWaiver,

The Timekeeper

Nikls94, in Existentialist Spagett

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

Nikls94,

That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

SouravSatvaya, in Peak organization
@SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world avatar

One playlist, “Liked Songs” gang supremacy.

affiliate,

i like to make sequels every year or so. i’m currently on “liked songs 4”. it gives me the chaos of a liked songs playlist, but with the comfort that only recently liked songs will play. (i will never unlike a song)

BunnyKnuckles,
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This is my strategy too, except I make new playlists every January and seperate the songs by year. So I have 2017, 2018, 2019, etc playlists of songs that came out that year. Then I go through the songs from that year and add the absolute bangers to an ultimate playlist. I also never unlike a song.

Baku,

When I was first developing my music taste I did this too. I had “songs I like 2018 edition”, “songs I like 2019 edition” then discovered Spotify and everything morphed into a singular “liked songs” playlist :D

MissJinx, (edited ) in Me IRL
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

colourlesspony,

That sounds depressing

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I need a wank.

ryannathans,

Extra depressants

saltesc,

Deflating at least

Kolanaki, in Nature is beautiful
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I prefer my plants scrambled.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

May I suggest some salad then?

art, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
@art@lemmy.world avatar

I used to work at Disneyland. The “disney adult” meme doesn’t seem to stack up with reality.

rickyrigatoni,

Is it better or worse in reality?

art,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Disney adults are just nerds. Almost all of them have been chill.

JackbyDev,

They’re definitely cringe, but there is a healthy dose of self awareness usually. Also, like any group, some will be “karens” and they give the group a bad name.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

What about the ones who were not chill?

768, (edited ) in Get to work, crackheads

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

how much crack will that score you

downhomechunk,
@downhomechunk@midwest.social avatar

I don’t think dubious scrappers taking obviously stolen copper are paying fair market value. You’d have to throw in a vcr or two amd haggle a bit to get enough for a dub.

768,

I know. I never traded scrap, but I guess many or most won’t trade in so low numbers, I’d assume professional scrap traders have a minimum amount to not waste their time.

Passerby6497, (edited )

That just means you’ll need to process multiple cameras before tagging the copper in

CADmonkey,

A pile of speed camera guts, 10 meters of 900-pair phone line, a grounding grid from a substation, and some coils from an orphanage’s air conditioner, probably.

MTK, in TIL

Probably false, the avarage probably has a bit less then needed fo a full skeleton.

FiskFisk33,

I’m quite sure it’s more, since some individuals contain multiple sets.

Agent641, (edited )

Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

MedicPigBabySaver, in I do believe they exist

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