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independantiste, in Schrödinger's joke
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

People like this are the worst. They’ll say the most terrible thing ever said, then keep arguing for 20 minutes then when they are getting tired they just say they were joking and trolling and all that…

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“it was just a prank”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Social experiment!

Duranie,

I know someone like that. This is just one of the reasons that I divorced him.

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

My ex was the same, then when breaking up she said I had too many boundaries

SouravSatvaya, in Nature is beautiful
@SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world avatar

You mean “Omlet Plant”?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Those are fried eggs.

MacNCheezus, in U have to train the AI first
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That won’t stop me because I’m not a robot

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Well, are you tho?

Imgonnatrythis, in Waffle Squarf

Sometimes I get in my car, blackout for 45min and just find myself at waffle squarf at 2am.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is that from the drugs or alcohol?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?

intensely_human,

I go to gas squarf weekly for car

jaybone,

I go to ass squarf.

portifornia,

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but I live in the Chicago area, and with all the trouble some folks have had here with their electric squarves in this bitter cold, they’re thinking about switching back to gas squarfs.

xX_fnord_Xx,

You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?

buzz86us, in Waffle Squarf

I feel like Squarf is a better name…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Floshie,

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

xX_fnord_Xx,

You guys smarmfin’ over here?

smuuthbrane, (edited ) in Existentialist Spagett
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

Wogi,

Yeah but it’s not alive anymore so what’s the point

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Ngl gagh and Nutella sounds fire.

scottmeme, in Peak organization

I just have one giant playlist with all the music I like

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I do as well. Unfortunately my taste is all over the place. If I play my liked songs on shuffle I get Country, Techno, Chanson, Drum and Bass, Metal, Tekkno, Pop, Hardbass, Grime, Breakcore, Hip-hop and then a four hour DJ set.

BangelaQuirkel,

Aka the way it should be

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Fuckin THANK YOU!

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i went from marty robbins to dillinger escape plan once. boy did that shock my system

HenryWong327,
@HenryWong327@lemmy.ml avatar

Perfect, if your playlist doesn’t give you severe whiplash every few minutes you’re not doing it right.

0ops,

Yeah, if I’m not in the mood I just skip until I find a song that hits. I’m way too lazy to make playlists

zip,

Finally, someone who gets me! I’m the exact same way.

Mr_Blott, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Baloni

Mr_Blott,

🧐

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

Mr_Blott,

What a load of bolongnah

doingthestuff, in I would have disowned him too.

Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up

Nikki,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

did you just tldr a tweet?

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

a tweet#xhit

SomeGuy69, in Just noticed that you can also picture this emoji 😢 with closed eyes on top and nose dripping and now I cannot unsee it

But what’s the dots in the middle of the nostril supposed to be?

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

Nose fleas

maquise, in Waffle Squarf

Senor Cardgage, is that you?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
weirdbeardgame,

See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!

unreachable, in Me IRL
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
feedum_sneedson,

she cute

dephyre, in Schrödinger's joke
@dephyre@lemmy.world avatar

Schrödinger’s “Joke”.

FateOfTheCrow,

Also known as “Schrödinger’s Douchebag”.

EastSideRock,

Holy hell

pipows, in Another day another dollar....I guess...
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

That’s literally Brazil right now. So fucking hot

NYPariah,

It’s -9 Celsius here. 14 Farenheight. I’d gladly trade you.

xpinchx,

With the wind chill in Chicago it was like -24°F (-31°C) this past weekend. Absolutely brutal, and my fucking dog is so picky about where she pees so I spent 15 mins each in the AM and PM walking her about.

It was +6°F this morning and that felt pretty balmy by comparison.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I literally can’t imagine how cold it is. Like, I’ve never felt such cold, I can’t relate how bad it is.

It’s 36°C here

NYPariah,

You have to mentally prepare yourself before you go outside. Yeah, a heavy coat, hat and all that but you have to get your mind straight before the cold hits your skin and lungs. Howling wind doesn’t help either. It’s tough.

Kecessa,

-10°c isn’t so bad, it was the lower limit at which I would go running with just a spring coat and jogging pants…

-25°c is where it starts to be painful to go outside.

fatalError,

-10c is really not that bad. With a few layers on it’s just fine. 35c+ on the other hand… Good luck with that, there is no amount of clothes you can remove to feel comfy in high temps

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Once you get acclimated to the cold it’s not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard

dan1101,

Same, I’d rather be hot than cold but at the extremes at least you can layer up when it’s cold.

jaschen, in I would have disowned him too.

I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.

gnate,

“You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father.”

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