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Gigan, in TIL
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

No it doesn’t, because some people are missing limbs or ribs or have artificial joints. So the average body would have slightly fewer bones than necessary to make a whole skeleton.

dejected_warp_core, (edited )

I was gonna say: who is out there rocking extra bones?

chicken,

There’s mutations and hereditary conditions that give you extra bones

Pistcow, in Schrödinger's joke

Found the Republican.

half_built_pyramids,

What is we do a racism? Haha joking, unless… uWu (stands for us Whites uonly)

Sotuanduso,

uwo

GluWu, in cozy

Now we just have to cuddle until the statue of limitations is up.

Slovene,

It’s statute, Kramer.

surewhynotlem, in Me IRL

How else am I supposed to sleep?

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

REAL TALK

Delphia,

My man out here with the real questions.

kusuriya, in Existentialist Spagett
@kusuriya@infosec.pub avatar

Both are Italian, Ill allow it!

undercrust,

Indeed, it’s a fine Italian meal

Merlin, in Mental eelness

The fact that I found this funny indicates I may have a mental eelness

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You and me both then

MedicPigBabySaver, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

sentient_loom, (edited )
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People needed to concentrate, duh.

Matriks404, (edited ) in Peak organization

If there’s one thing I’d want AI to do is to organize my music library :)

Although I don’t unerstand why can’t Spotify just give me list of artists/genres/etc. that I listen to and allow me to play only specific ones. I could even do that on my freakin old iPod Nano and it’s year 2024 for god sake! But from what I see Spotify programmers are more busy with removing features than adding anything useful nowadays. I am also still mad that they have removed radio feature and they didn’t provide an alternative.

Mr_Blott,

And while they’re at it, can it sort out the pics on my phone into “pics of dog” and “pics I took to show a client what the problem was then forgot to delete and now take up two thirds of my storage”?

Gojimbo,

Hey hun, check this out… Let me just get past these 32 pictures of the same door because my client is an idiot

0ops,

Google photos is pretty good for searching photos like this, I don’t know about organizing

brbposting,

It’s incredible, though Apple is catching up.

Google Photos, perfect until they report you to the cops & close your account for photos you took of your son for your doctor. (NYT / Slashdot summary)

0ops,

I’ve wondered about that possibility. Personally, I wouldn’t want sensitive photos to touch the internet PERIOD, even if I’m the one hosting. Incognito camera mode would be a cool feature. Hit a toggle, then all photos and videos are saved to a separate, secured directory not synced to any cloud service. Maybe things in there get deleted after 30 days

brbposting,

Sounds a little like Signal’s note to self!

0ops,

Woah I already had signal for work and I didn’t even know that was a thing

cerulean_blue,

Why should Spotify waste time on your pet feature request when they have dozens of working features still to be ruined.

Toneswirly, in Peak organization

Playlist for moods/scene

Bedtime, Party Songs, Fuck Jams etc.

lelgenio,
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar
Emerald,

The real fuck jams are actual sex-themed albums.

shneancy,

for me it’s just a rating system

favourite, like, and those that need a specific mood but slap when it comes around

Shelena, in Mental eelness

He looks eel!

DrCatface,

he need some milk

Surp, in Especially on Lemmy
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won’t have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You could also say that lowering taxes on the rich is the best way to improve the economy.

I know I’d give it that reaction.

Surp, (edited )
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s just dumb though. Windows is actually good 👍. The strange point you’re trying to prove is basically proving my point.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Windows is actually good

It really isn’t.

stoly,

On Reddit, it was always saying that I prefer manual transmission over automatic that made people very, very angry. I never have understood that one except to think that some people takes it as a personal insult.

TootSweet, in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain,

Yes.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

Xirup, in Especially on Lemmy

Yeah, the motherfuckers who downvote for whatever reason. 😤

Dio,
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

You care about downvotes?

1984, (edited )
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I guess they are a signal of disapproval, but its better to be honest and say what you think then to try and get liked in every post.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, it could have a negative impact on whether or not new users or lurkers get involved.

stoly,

It can inhibit participation. A lot of people automatically downvote anyone with a negative score and upvote anyone with a positive score because of the peer pressure or something. It’s how the brigading and triple digit downvotes often get started.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Occasionally, someone goes through my post history and downvotes every post. I’d love to know who it is just so I can thank them for the amusement.

Veedem, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Did he still do all that meth?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

Dolphinfreetuna,

It wasn’t illegal back then

tubaruco, in Would you fuck an entire man?

i love how you just reposted the same thing and now youre getting upvotes

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wonder what it means lol

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