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banneryear1868, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

Can’t imagine people in subdivisions all owning horses, especially townhomes. They’re also very slow. Horses are good for the soul though. They’re like pools, the best horse is your friend’s/neighbors.

JustMy2c, in Success is built through GAMBA

Give All Matters Bullish Attention

Or what does it stand for?

sparky678348,

It’s not an acronym

JustMy2c,

So it just means Shrimp? Hmm kay

Klear,

INAA?

uis,
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OLGA

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in It's hard to believe
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean, considering this map excludes Antarctica, and there are people living (at least temporarily) in Antarctica, it is technically true.

Octagon9561,

You’re forgetting New Zealand haha.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Also New Zealand, but I’ve heard that the science is still out about whether or not they actually exist.

luthis,

We don’t, it’s a psy-op.

KingJalopy, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Plus they park like an asshole

15liam20, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

Well I like horses and I like cars. But which one is better?

Siegfried,

Well, it depends on your goals.

If you want speed, the car is better. If you want to eat, i would strongly recommend going for the horse.

Swedneck,
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bikes

Smokeydope, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

TFW you live in Amish territory and Dobbins are a common sighting on streets. Maybe once all the oil and natural gas have been pumped out, and if electric vehicles never take off, and if we dont converted back to wood gas/ ethenol based cars, Dobbins will become mainstream

Toes, in It's hard to believe

Are kiwis really people let’s be honest

Darkenfolk,

Well no, they are a fruit.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(

Pissnpink, (edited )

No they’re the birds eggs. Little known fact.

lustyargonian,

They can’t fly so they don’t count. Sorry I don’t make the rules

Rakonat,

Mmmm, penguin.

hakunawazo,
Siethron, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

How does this go on for 60 chapters? Does it evolve into an intense legal battle and we see aspects of discovery, jury picking, and statements? With Ace Attorney-like OBJECTIONs?

yamapikariya,
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It is a very slow fall (I dunno didn’t read it)

Klear, in Success is built through GAMBA
pooberbee, in It's hard to believe

This is false. The red circle is too small to fit more than maybe a couple fetuses, depending on your screen size.

GrammatonCleric, in It's hard to believe
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a circle

Mango,

Yeah, we don’t even have a name for whateverthefuck shape India is!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Something something map projections.

Wogi,

This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

Weird that they vote though

HappycamperNZ,

Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

Wogi,

Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

HappycamperNZ,

Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

Actually… it might. Scratch that

Wogi,

Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

lemmylemmy,

Thats because the world is flat

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, “Mercator Earth Theory” 😂

Poggervania, in It's hard to believe
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Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.

smuuthbrane, in It's hard to believe
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How tall is the red wall? If it’s only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people’s would be above it.

rasensprenger,

It just goes up all the way

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

So satellites, the moon, the planets all crash into it? Nice try.

Kolanaki, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

LillyPip, in My whole night is booked now

A four hour stream of someone fixing a device I don’t own and likely never will – gimme. So satisfying, though I have no use whatever for this knowledge.

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