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Stamets, in Remember to flash your license
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Can confirm. I saw the mods issue it.

MMNT, in So versatile and convenient

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

Ghyste, in Remember to flash your license

At least they’re actually memes.

MacNCheezus, in Remember to flash your license
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Nice one. Here’s mine:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f9214032-607a-4b08-b73b-716a914d18d3.jpeg

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Did you show Mulder your pickle immediately? Or did you wait until she asked?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s Scully you’re thinking of. Mulder is in the picture.

GladiusB,
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Dammit lol

MissJinx,
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Oh Mulder, my first love, you taught me so much about the mysteries of puberty.

Dadifer, in Chicken soup

Kimchi Udon!

airbreather, in So versatile and convenient

A video version of the joke: youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

candyman337,

Gus Johnson bad

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Good one!

lemmy_see_your, in Chicken soup

Meatball

OpenStars, in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

PP_BOY_, in Remember to flash your license
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You ever heard of the cat alien scully

candyman337, in So versatile and convenient

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Cold_Brew_Enema,

All Pumping Flour

OpenStars,
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I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap,
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Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

cheeseandkrakens, in Chicken soup

Stroopwaffel!

getoffthedrugsdude, in Remember to flash your license

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f4f227df-c9e7-47dd-b89f-4d463ec19fd8.jpeg

Philharmonic3, in Word

Use a table.

Rhynoplaz,

If it doesn’t work on my desk I don’t see how moving to the table will help.

FlyingSquid, in So versatile and convenient
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

Imgonnatrythis,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

MacNCheezus,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The all-purpose flour strikes back

gravitas_deficiency, in They're all dicks if you ask me

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

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