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Everythingispenguins, in What'll It Be?

What you don’t know is he is already 6 pints in. If it wasn’t for the back to his chair he would be on the floor.

NakariLexfortaine, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

BoxerDevil,

You say terrible but it sounds like a great way to die

NakariLexfortaine,

For the one on bottom, yeah.

It’s the men who landed on top I pity. Couldn’t even enjoy the dick from all the bone shards.

SatanicNotMessianic, in Success is built through GAMBA

That gambling tower is defying the laws of physics and it will come crashing down.

Just like gambling, I guess.

Jackcooper, in Success is built through GAMBA

Who is this guy I’ve now seen in two gambling memes

metaStatic,

I call him GAMBLOR

LinkOpensChest_wav,

New Masters of the Universe hero dropped

Jessica, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

Emerald,

Copy me and do exactly as I did

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Pilot a drone and use it to blow up 9 kids

thorbot, (edited )

Democracy’s dead, wait, tryna get this all straight

But I can’t figure out how Cheeto man still ain’t jail bait

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

And Dr. Schwab said “you’ll own nothing and you’ll like it” (nuh-uh)

“Then why’s you broke yet? Man, choose violence.”

NABDad, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

I’d like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I’m not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.

NABDad,

I keep thinking of this.

youtu.be/0lczHvB3Y9s

Honytawk,

Not enough space to leave any sort of retort.

WaxedWookie,

Ableist slurs aren’t coo- oh - you can spell above a second-grade level.

NABDad, (edited )

I don’t care about a retort. I’d just like to see corrections in red, with a “D- PROOF READ!!!” written at the top, and maybe a “Provide sources” at the bottom.

Edit: and perhaps a “See me after class”

Evil_Shrubbery, in Sir, there's been a second phase

Ngl, feels like a Storm Ruler boss, go find the sword in the CIA office near by

DannyMac, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

“Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free.”

Instigate,

Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.

not_woody_shaw,

Don’t dead, open inside.

Fridgeratr, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

I just want to put a sticker on it that says “GO TO SCHOOL”

aidan,

They probably have dyslexia you know.

jkmooney, in Success is built through GAMBA
@jkmooney@kbin.social avatar

bullshit

Emerald, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Image Transcription: Meme


Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it

Also government sending military recruiters to high schools:

[An image of a man in a red suit captioned with the text “Hi kids! Do you like violence?”]

Hupf, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Instant ejaculation

Mr_Blott, in Success is built through GAMBA

Wee lambs -

Gambol gambol gambol

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Proper translation:

Covid 19 vaccines and mandates, are killing us in the land of the free. Our rights are being taken away from us.

I’m not sure about the vaccines as we’re entering Alex Jones territory there that’s not really my place to comment on

but i can say the potential hillbilly has a point in my opinion the covid 19 mandates were poorly miss-managed almost everywhere across the globe. Lots of mom and pop shops had to close doors even some bigger businesses which created alot of job loses and lots of people were affected financially people whom struggled to put food on the table buy petrol pay for the leccy and keep a roof on there head. All this over poorly managed goverments and bureaucrats across the world and on top of this you got governments telling you what todo and if you didn’t follow through with the governments demands you could land your self a heafty fine and some prison time. I can see why people may be starting to get pissed off

aidan,

They probably aren’t a hillbilly with Nevada plates. Other than that, this is a totally reasonable take.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What about the vacations?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

What about them?

zergtoshi,

I understand they are what’s killing us 🤷‍♂

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes all those vacations are starting to kill us all to many vacations

zergtoshi,

See? Now it makes sense! Or not…
Seriously, your translation was very helpful. I understood most, of that message, but the vacations made no sense and were a bit too far off from what was meant to be said.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

It must be all those vacations and gay frog orgies

zergtoshi, (edited )

And the aqueducts!

psivchaz,

I agree in principal but a lot of the people who talk about COVID restrictions and their rights are incensed at the idea of, for example, wearing a cloth mask. But things like the TSA, extrajudicial police killings, and the legislatures and courts trying to overturn voter-approved abortion protections are all a-okay with a lot of them.

Emerald, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Image Transcription:


[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases “Covet 19”, “Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free”, and “Are rights have been taken away” are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]

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