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dab, in It's hard to believe
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I wonder how many people live outside the red circle and have to commute to work within it.

ivanafterall, (edited ) in Kind of like a politician?
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"Someone's been naughty this year!" -The Depraved Voyeur

blackouttripleseven, in Burning the calories
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smh my head

rockerface, in Underappreciated humour

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

superduperenigma,

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

Kerrigor,
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I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw,

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

redeco,

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Also Jonald or Dougery.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown,

I like Tederick, and Billomena

PochoHipster,

Timberly

Zoidsberg,
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I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

numlok,

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

AeroLemming,

Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

tfw_no_toiletpaper, in Underappreciated humour

I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day

AlligatorBlizzard, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

c0mbatbag3l, in My whole night is booked now
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Hhbomberguy has a new vid?

Magnetar,

His video about a one second audio clip is genuinely fascinating.

c0mbatbag3l,
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It was hilarious to see the guy that ran the company trying to claim he was involved in making the Oof sound, struggling to identify any nonlinear video/audio software terms to explain how much work it took to make what most amateur YouTubers could do in an afternoon and then claim it’s THE REASON Roblox succeeded lol

What a fucking joke.

Cowbee,

Another New Vegas video would be Hella nice

MashedTech, (edited )

And it’s the shit every time

sexy_peach, (edited )

he doesn’t :(

uis, (edited ) in It's hard to believe
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More Gentoo live outside red circle than inside of it.

mtchristo, in It's hard to believe

NZ: am I a joke to you?

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least you made it on the map.

flambonkscious,

Aw come on, bro…

Be nice!

Amazinghorse,

I do believe there is a sub on that other site called Maps without New Zealand…

Pissnpink,

On the map only to be excluded from the circle

Pregnenolone,

Yes

Caesium,

it still makes the statement correct

IndiBrony, in Kind of like a politician?
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This is yet another example of classism. Santa is not of the upper or ruling class.

First off, Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year. His workload is on similar levels to God. He must be omnipotent 365 days per year to ensure his nice and naughty list is flawless. Just because people only see him work one day per year doesn’t mean that’s all he’s doing. Think of all the work you have to do in your daily job that the average Joe doesn’t see. Same thing here.

He’s on the clock 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, and around Christmas time he’s got to be available at thousands of different grottos simultaneously to ask kids what they want for Christmas. That’s no mean feat! That in itself should show that Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year!

The ruling class have you wrapped around their little finger if they have you believing that Santa is a lazy fucker! He puts the rest of us to shame! You! With your measly little 8 hour working day, 5 days per week. Pah!

Don’t let them bring us down to fight amongst ourselves, it’s the ruling class who need to be abolished, not Santa!

FlyingSquid,
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And yet he’s still judging you. All the time.

TimewornTraveler,

His workload is on similar levels to God.

Doesn’t that mean the workload is infinitesimally small? Since the god of Abe is allegedly omniscient, omnipotent, and infinite then any job will be a breeze

fatboy93,

Not to mention poor guy has to fight inflation as well, so will have to get gifts from Temu, and be spammed wily-nily all through the remainder of his life.

jmcs,

It’s well documented that Santa exploits a veritable army of slave scouts to keep the list, and then he uses a gazillion slaves to manufacture the toys in the mother of all sweatshops. Dude just waves out of the carriage like a British monarch.

blahsay, in It causes vaccines

I love that people in India started attacking telephone towers thinking 5G was spreading all the covid. They didn’t have 5G.

surewhynotlem,

Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.

Thormjolnir, in Kind of like a politician?

More like god if you ask me

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
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Santa certainly taught me a thing about God.

FlyingSquid,
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They have similar levels of existence.

Gork, in Kind of like a politician?

Begun, the War on Christmas has.

FirstPitchStrike, in Underappreciated humour

My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

wrath_of_grunge,
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really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

TheOakTree,

Bessebel

Klear,

Bessther

Slovene,

Bessty. Or Besstiality.

Hereforpron2, in Underappreciated humour

What is Barold?

throwaway2567,

Barry lengthened into Harold?

fakeman_pretendname,

For when someone’s not quite a Barrington.

Also works for Gary/Garold/Garrington.

CodexArcanum,

It’s a shortened form from an old medieval profession: the Baroldry master.

gamermanh,
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Barry

Hereforpron2,

Ahh thank you

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