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TimewornTraveler, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

“hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation”

GrammatonCleric, in "Halp, could I be-"
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CAN U GET PRRREGANTE

Mr_Fish, in "Halp, could I be-"

38 + 2 weeks PREGANANANT?

Wilzax, (edited ) in "Halp, could I be-"

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

Pregnenolone, in Underappreciated humour

It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.

Mcballs1234, in How was your day?
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How many ciggies he got in their

rockSlayer,

By the looks of it, not enough

Spendrill, (edited )

Oh thank heavens, he’s smoking. I thought dude was sniffing his fingers.

flambonkscious,

You sound fun!

independantiste, in How was your day?
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The smell inside that head must be crazy

BananaPeal, in "Halp, could I be-"
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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

So_zetta_slowpoke,

…Can you burn a Luigi board?

BreadOven, (edited )

When I was a kid I used to mess around with a quiche board.

Edit: if anyone is wondering, I got mine from a vegan.

NegativeLookBehind, in "Halp, could I be-"
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Pregnart?

Modern_medicine_isnt, in How was your day?

probably could get arrested for that in Florida

GiddyGap,

A lot of things can get you arrested in Florida these days. You better not read these books.

tubaruco, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

because of how evolution works, humans will start being born with weird ass hands, sine their parents are always looking for those messed up hands (thats totally how evolution works, trust me bro)

c0mbatbag3l,
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Did you just try to law of attraction the theory of evolution? Lol

merc, in Success is built through GAMBA

If you’re rich you can afford to gamble, lose and try again.

If you’re poor, you can gamble, win, and then have to spend your winnings helping out your family and community. Like, paying for the operation your uncle needs but couldn’t afford, or helping mom’s friend from church avoid losing her home.

This is a reason that a lot of poor-person owned businesses don’t grow. They may start strong, but then the business owner has trouble continuing to invest.

vivadanang,

very well put.

AlligatorBlizzard, in How was your day?

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5’3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

bingbong,

I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK

Sentences I never thought I’d read

frickineh, in "Halp, could I be-"

pergenat?

PP_BOY_, in Making plans
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This is literally how we taught English to the Russian exchange student in our dorm back in uni

0x4E4F,

Since drinking is most likely their first hobby 😂.

problematicPanther,
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Drinking and fucking around with Ladas in the garage.

0x4E4F,

Some pretty cool things came from garages and drinking/smoking 😉.

sirmanleypower,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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