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Bishma, in Underappreciated humour
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Tedward is one of my favorites

Grabthar, in Underappreciated humour

Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?

slaacaa, in Success is built through GAMBA

Agree?

/s

TheGrandNagus, in "Halp, could I be-"

how do I know if IM prengan

vivadanang, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

ignotum,

During their stroke*

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke… source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

Kiwi_fella, in What'll It Be?

That ain’t no baby. That is a leprecaun.

elscallr, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

Well… they spelled “19” correctly.

datelmd5sum,

and vacation

Slow, in How was your day?

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don’t like.

Master,

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

lowleveldata,

Because the commenter doesn’t like their job and self-inserted

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely a better job now that they don’t make them share underwear.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Florida, of course

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

madcaesar,

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn’t be a job. We all gotta grind.

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

TimewornTraveler,

I like mine

ggppjj,

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

madcaesar,

Go grind deeze nuts.

ggppjj,

Nah

Rayuza,

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

NigelFrobisher, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

This is the same reason why I have an extra eye.

Sabre363, in Goose
CPMSP, in Only $79.99

A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he already had a frontal lobotomy

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

You are friends with Tom Waits?

lemming741,

*full

Ilovethebomb, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You probably said something mean about Daddy Marx, or pointed out one of the many flaws with communism.

They’re a sensitive lot.

empireOfLove, (edited )

Actually yeah. i’ll guarantee that was it. 14 days ago I was making fun of hexbear users defending russia’s war crimes in the memes /c/ of all places… which is weird that they defend it considering russia is very not-communist anymore.

still sucks since many of the largest communities around things like linux and tech are on .ml

Midnight,

They’re campists; they can’t understand any level of moral complexity.

Anyone who opposes the US is inherently good, because surely the west is the only one that can be imperialistic.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m kinda not surprised the FOSS community would end up on a communist instance, I’m actually considering just blocking the entire .ML instance at this point.

I’m so sick of seeing them having a tantrum every time YouTube tries to make them either pay for the service, or watch ads.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I have a feeling it was more of “that was the biggest instance when we all got started here so we all just stayed here”. The prime-mover advantage for lemmy.world and lemmy.ml is pretty severe and it still shows in user counts/activity. It’s just gotten more obvious over time what lemmy.ml admins (and by extension the developers of the platform) really support.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most of the Main developers are major simps for the ccp just getting it out there

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89a0bf98-236f-4a0b-b2cd-6b8563761906.jpeg

I’m pretty sure if xi Jinping asked dandelions or whatever his name is to chow down on his rice noodle he’ll do it without any hesitation taking one for the team

deur,

I mean they literally created Lemmy to move their communist bullshit off of Reddit. lemmy.ml is the result of that (on top of lemmy itself).

Shame such dumbasses created such a nice thing. At least we can now enjoy making fun of them.

Franklin, (edited )

Okay can someone please point me to a real, physical, existing example of this happening? I’ve got multiple accounts on multiple instances from when the servers I used were less stable and not once on any of them have I ever seen a single person defended Russia or China politically.

Not trying to be divisive it just comes up a lot and at this point feels like a red scare tactic

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

empireOfLove,

Don’t make fun of someone asking for a source. That’s called critical thinking.

PlasmaDistortion,

Really? It’s everywhere over there.

Franklin,

I haven’t seen it personally, maybe I just run in different circles but I’ve asked to be directed to an example on 3 occasions now and never once has one been provided.

Not saying it isn’t happening, would just like some proof that it’s not just a band wagon

empireOfLove, (edited )

I had about 6 in my inbox at one time, but they’ve all been lost to the winds of fediverse moderation at this point.

A vast majority of instances have defederated from hexbear/lemmygrad/etc by now. So you dont see nearly as much of them outside of the main lemmy.ml communities, and those that do end up outside them ususally get moderated out by local admins.

If you really are curious. Take a scroll through some of the comments on hexbears “dunk tank” like so. See how long you can read before closing the tab out of disgust. Most of them are commenting completely unironically… (That thread is not Russia specific yes but I couldn’t stomach to scroll down that community any farther. It gives you an idea.)

thisisbutaname, in It's hard to believe

New Zealand get your shit together

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Aye aye cap’n

DillyDaily, in Only $79.99

It concerns me how many young people I see posting on Tiktok’s that mention lobotomy that they themselves want one.

The mental health care system in US, Aus and UK (the main demographics I encounter on social media) that people are joking about wanting to be lobotomised.

These comments will be on documentary clips that explain in detail the horrors of this procedure and the atrocities committed by the local governments and institutions at the time. But kids are still joking about it.

papalonian,

I mean, people joke about the Holocaust, people joke about 9/11 and slavery etc. Why is this any more concerning?

orsetto, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

✨michael jackson✨

deegeese,

Poor entertain homo dog

15liam20,

New band name! Callled it.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yee yee

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