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jeffreestar, in oppa

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Oka, in How was your day?

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

same thing

NaoPb,

What is with your username?

jana,

It’s redacted

psud, (edited )

My client doesn’t show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

whofearsthenight,

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it’s probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn’t play when it comes to shit like this.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn’t look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

pudcollar, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

Thanks, Lemmy.ml mods.

postmateDumbass,

Probably the same COINTELPRO organization that runs /r/latestagecapitalism banstick like stalin. intentionally.

kalkulat, in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

There might be a slim chance. But in the words of mid-20th-century writer Robert Anton Wilson,

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being.”

Eventually there has to be one, so try to hold on to that idea.

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It’s me!

I was born as unsocial piece of shit. It’s not damage, if you were made that way. It’s a feature.

Everythingispenguins,

Just imagine how hard it would be if you were totally sane. It would make you seem like the craziest MF on the planet.

kalkulat, (edited )
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

Unlike the guy the history books call ‘Alexander the Great’. A drunken mass-murdering King who never stopped sharing his misery until the day he died. Some hero!

bentropy, (edited ) in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

Don’t send us your garbage.

-The rest of the Planet.

Kidplayer_666,

I’ll give up if you send him to me.

-the Preserverance rover on Mars

FunkyMonk,

Hes bonkers-senile enough that he could think to the moon is getting richest of all, send him up with an igloo's full of oxegen and mcwhatevers and let short planning bankrupt his assets moonside. Moon Prison 2024. I do feel sorry though for future generations having to deal with that space detritus...

FunderPants,

Unfortunately, many countries are slipping into Trumps brand of right-wing populism.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Canada for instance. A lot of the plays made by republicans are being copied by conservatives here.

Franklin,

Yup, if I have to hear my uncle tell me another nutjob conspiracy theory about how Trudeau is promoting LGBTQ politics to mask the vaccinations making us gay, I’m going to lose it.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, Justin isn’t my favorite guy either, but if he is so terrible they wouldn’t have to make shit up to cry about. It just makes them look desperate.

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

They aren’t slipping that way … they are being marketed and advertised in that direction. It takes money and funding to convince people to think a certain way … look at all advertising, Coca-Cola, Doritos, Gucci, Ferrari, Ford, Google, Facebook, Amazon … most people easily identify these things because of years of advertising.

Conservative parties and politicians are pretty bland individuals and hardly have that much charisma, especially here in Canada … but when you plaster their face and their voice non stop in video, paper, commercials, TV, internet, radio everywhere all the time … it has an effect on people. Look at all the idiots everywhere that have the ‘Fuck Trudeau’ sign everywhere in shirts, cars, trucks, houses, stickers

It all requires funding and money to maintain all that promotion.

So the majority of people aren’t thinking this way … they are being marketed to think that the majority of people are thinking this way.

The longer the marketing happens … the more people believe it.

FunderPants,

You’re right, thanks.

mjhelto,

Yup, when America sneezes, the world gets a cold.

marble,

Maybe America should wear a damn mask!

Cannacheques,

If you caught it before me anyway is it my fault or yours?

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

It’s time for a fairness doctrine in every country. And curriculum that teaches you what fake news is, how to spot it on social media etc.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

You know those barges of garbage that the USA sent away but then the destination countries didn’t want them?

That’s how I think of this. Very similar.

mozzribo, in It's hard to believe

No.

Mr_Blott, in Making plans

When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

Oszilloraptor,

When I was younger (and it wasn’t about drinking but smoking):

?

!

ilhamagh,

A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?

Oszilloraptor, (edited )

I don’t see the connection?

I mean, the answer is actually yes (if I understand correctly that once a single question mark led to me being laid) , but I don’t understand how you come up with the question

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

Littleborat,

What about the time dimension though? Oh silly me it’s if course right now.

CapeWearingAeroplane,

Pils?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Pils.

Sparky, in My whole night is booked now
@Sparky@feddit.de avatar

GiantGrantGames moment

TheBlue22, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul Spirit will disintegrate

TheBlue22,

Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭

I’d rather be a rat rn honestly

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

…Buuut “Bad food in sewer” ! Though to be fair the rats in NYC have a really nice fast food and pizza diet so…

Edit: tbf I don’t even know what they ment by that LOL

TheBlue22,

How could you possibly not understand such a well-made, not insane, not schizo poster?! /s

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sewer food lol

Kidplayer_666, in Safety First?

Does it work tho.

I ASKED DOES IT WORK THO

jurgel, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

chicken, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Which religion is this

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Thailand? Totally effective poster!

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Well, they know a thing or two about making ladyboys over there, so perhaps you should listen.

hoxbug, in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...

As someone who has recently become single, it was both our faults, and I guess we just couldn’t talk them out properly or were just too different to come to an understanding.

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This is an perfect example of the empty room fallacy also a pretty funny meme as well

Essentially the empty room fallacy is where you can’t use any public social media platforms or say these things in public but you can say these things in a empty room. Is that still free speech. No that’s absurd. The purpose of speech is to be able to communicate share ideas common interests to talk to one and another and to be able to challenge political ideas in a open and free manor and you can’t do that on lemmyml. Not unless you want a 14 day ban for thought crime

Ideally we would want to sway away from what lemmy ml is doing even if that involves defederating

vsh, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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