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JusticeForPorygon, in They're all dicks if you ask me
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s trade Florida for a second California.

femboy_bird,

can we just get rid of both of them pls?

LucidLethargy,

I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.

maccentric,

How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?

BarrelAgedBoredom,

While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

What did California do that’s so bad?

MashedTech, in are you sure?

I’m just imagining this scene in a cartoon and it is kind of funny, if it were drawn literally as is.

Melatonin, in Chicken soup

Banana

thefartographer, in RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south...

Where they at?! I’ll take care of 'im! First, I’m gonna need to investigate your claims very thoroughly a number of times.

einlander, in my bad

To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time.

Rato, in Chicken soup

Oh no, he’s called Grinder.

thisbenzingring, in Great Scott, Vern!

OMG i didn’t realize Jim Varney passed away in 2000 🫤

FenrirIII,

Ernest Goes to Heaven 😢

Desistance, in They're all dicks if you ask me

One Florida is enough, thanks.

hperrin,

s/enough/too many/

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

pantyhosewimp, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine

UnrepententProcrastinator, in Chicken soup

Poutine

Bocky, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

Repost from years ago

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I took this pic last year.

Bocky,

This exact photo has been posted to Reddit over and over. Maybe you took it, and if you did that’s cool to finally hear from the original source.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

OG post. It’s my user name.

www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/s/zBUi41vif0

Bocky,

Here’s the exact pic posted back in 2022

9gag.com/gag/aDYgjyN?utm_source=copy_link&utm…

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Look at the upvote counts and the date on the imgur pic. Someone reposted my pic to 9gag after it hit Reddit’s homepage. 9gag is mostly reposted stuff anyway.

Don’t believe me if you want, the divining turd doesn’t care.

Zereaux, in Chicken soup

Awesome….Barqs!!!

Oka, in Need some help bro?

I don’t need a friend for that :)

Kolanaki, in my bad
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Putting me in a rubber room isn’t going to make me less silly. I’m just gonna bounce around like a pinball in there.

OneWomanCreamTeam, in Chicken soup

Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wow, didn’t know anyone actually ate roosters.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE”

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.

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