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Jackcooper, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

Red bull also jumped from space

Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos

Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters

Ilovethebomb, in useMetalAndKits.jpeg

Uhh, OK?

distantsounds,

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  • victorz,

    I’m gonna need an eli5 here bud

    Thcdenton, in They're all dicks if you ask me

    You can milk anything with nipples

    SPRUNT,

    TIL almonds have nipples.

    SparrowRanjitScaur,

    He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

    Tier1BuildABear,
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    I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

    Feathercrown, (edited ) in meme019.jpg
    tkk13909,

    1000038541 approximately this bad

    jelloeater85,
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    A_Toasty_Strudel,
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    grapes,
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    Oha,
    Fisch,
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    WaxedWookie,
    Tier1BuildABear,
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    KpntAutismus,
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    marx2k, in Chicken soup

    Your sister

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Please do… she needs it 🥺.

    TrueStoryBob, in 🤢...

    I mean… that’s putting a lot of faith in the dishwasher to work properly every single time you do it. I don’t know if I’ve got enough trust in the 1995 beige “landlord special” under my counter right now.

    M137, in Chicken soup
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    Spaghetti

    lazylion_ca, in 🤢...

    I understand the ick factor, but dishwashers are built to sanitize. Its going to get hotter than anything you’d wanna stick your hands in.

    The biggest worry would be the bristles clogging the drain.

    Now ask her how she cleans her sex toys.

    visnae,

    Yes Eco program at 45*c will kill those bacterias /s

    0x4E4F,
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    That’s not the problem, the types of bacteria and parasites is. They’re not exactly the same.

    TonyOstrich,

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  • Mamertine,

    It’s supposed to get hot enough to kill. You’re putting a lot of faith into a machine that doesn’t get much maintence done on it.

    If my dishwasher does not heat sufficiently, it may take me years to discover that with no ill effects to me.

    If a poop dishwasher is not heating correctly, it may take them many rounds of illnesses before they connect the dots. That is because they’re putting poop into the dishwasher which sprays liquefied poop onto all their dishes and flatware, but never sanitizes anything.

    Tldr, don’t put poopy objects into the dishwasher.

    IntentionallyAnon, in meme019.jpg

    You either tried to crop this terribly or you’re blind

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Sorry. I hsave… fapt tnumbs… 😔… cant uce touchsreen good…

    NetchytheNetch,

    Thatsthejoke.jpg

    lowleveldata,

    What is the joke? Please explain in no less than 15 words (show your work)

    PoolloverNathan, (edited )

    The image OP posted is the rough draft of the (assumed) real meme that he

    Zuberi,
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    Ironic whoosh bait

    niktemadur, in Great Scott, Vern!

    Scott Vern The Great

    RIP_Cheems, in Chicken soup
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Spagetti :)

    EmperorHenry, in Chicken soup
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    pizza

    Veneroso, in Chicken soup

    Burritos and Hotdogs.

    ChillCapybara, in Chicken soup

    Taters

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited ) in 100,000 bungholes probably
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Whelp, I am definitely going to be put on a list for seeing that.

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