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GrammatonCleric, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe
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Rizz

OpenStars,
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I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head… sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means “the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner” so… now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that’s surely what made me think of my own word… gotta flush it out somehow?)

TheDarksteel94,

🎶Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler! You’re so skibidi, you’re so Fanum tax…🎶

OpenStars,
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null,

Rizz is just short for “Charisma”

dylanTheDeveloper,
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There is no z in charisma, obviously it’s short for Rizzoli

hoshikarakitaridia,

I love my pasta rizzolini

dylanTheDeveloper,
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Rizzolini sounds like an WW2 Italian dictator

jaybone,

From New Jersey.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

…and Isles??

OpenStars,
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I like this explanation the best: therefore this is now permanently etched into my brain! :-P

DogPeePoo,

fr fr

philycheezestake, in Darth swings both ways.

When your dad’s name is Rebel…

TseseJuer,

dog’s*

midget247, in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her

Tu Youyou Tu Meme

Rip king.

PhlubbaDubba, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I’ve been dealin’ with’em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Fuckin Birds nest

Godric,

It’s become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend’s little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

Viking_Hippie,

cousin of Polish and Polish heritage

Sure he doesn’t also has some Polish in him? Maybe a bit of Polish too?

GBU_28,

Broccoli cut

flicker,

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

Viking_Hippie,

As well they should be.

smeg,

I thought the Meet Me at McDonald’s was just curly on top, shaved back and sides. Dubya in this pic looks like one of those goldfish with the big sticking-out brain.

Obi,
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Article doesn’t explain why they felt the need to ban it?

smeg,

I see you’re not familiar with the quality journalism of the Metro

Viking_Hippie,

With a name like Great Yarmouth Charter Academy, I’m guessing it’s just a case of “posh old fashioned British school being posh and old fashioned fuddy-duddies when confronted with anything that departs from their narrow view of propriety” 🤷

SuckMyWang, (edited ) in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Everyone took it so seriously. Lame as fuck. (Joke obviously)

RIP_Cheems, in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her
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Wait till they hear about gay hitler

yuriy,

Dr. Gay Ludwig Hitler, born to George Washington Hitler

You can’t make this shit up, what a world

Adi2121,

The town he was in, Pickaway County, Ohio, has several things named Hitler something or other. All of them are related to this guys family, not the other one.

RIP_Cheems,
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The worst part is not only he was born before those were offensive, but his last name wasn’t even meant to be hitler, it was a weird misspelling of hiedler or something similar.

yuriy,

it’s so much stupider, Adolf Hitler was the one with the misspelled name. his dad wanted to adopt his own stepfather’s family name, and misspelled it on the form.

MacNCheezus,
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Viking_Hippie, in So versatile and convenient

I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

MacNCheezus,
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It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

lugal, in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her

As if celebrating birth on the 30th December wasn’t difficult enough…

GrammatonCleric, in Doctors don't want you to know
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This is too random to be funny

lugal,

This but unironically

Maven,
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I wouldn’t call it random. Smoked Salmon is a popular food.

Pyroglyph,
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It’s not random at all, it makes perfect sense.

It’s alright to admit if you don’t understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.

FQQD, in cute boy
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bro got the minecraft villager nose

citrusface,

Hmmmm

ZombieMantis, in Chicken soup
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Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕

photonic_sorcerer, in Doctors don't want you to know
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You’ll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.

Kolanaki,
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I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

lamabop,

But is it alive with flavour?

21Cabbage, in Doctors don't want you to know

Several people on at least the Internet and probably the wider world have attempted to smoke meats with tobacco and it isn’t good. No idea if it’d still cure salmon the same way as wood smoke but I can say you wouldn’t want to eat it.

Drivebyhaiku,

I could see at least trying a tabacco cold smoke salmon but it would have to be completely unprocessed tabacco. The stuff you find in cigarettes and pipe smoke is treated with acceleants so that it burns without a constant flow of air. Old cigarettes back in the early 1900’s used to go out if you didn’t keep puffing on them and those acceleants cause a lot of that acrid smell we associate with cigarettes and probably ruin the taste.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I smoke the brisket, then I smoke the weed. Brisket takes longer. More fuel. Gotta start it first. I’ve thought about a budder rub but that’d really be a waste. Also, I don’t want to medicate that much meat when I’m the only one in the house who smokes.

Psychonaut1969, (edited )
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On the Show Bong Apetite they smoke Tuna w weed. S1E1

unreachable, in Doctors don't want you to know
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