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Gimpydude, in Chicken soup

Poke Bowl

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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But look at how happy they are!

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

TK420,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Please clap
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Rock sliding into them DM’s

TwoBeeSan, in he kitty

Would have to get other cats and name them after various senators and Romans.

Recreate the triumvirate only cuter

ObviouslyNotBanana, in 100,000 bungholes probably
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FpnHAZtMNfA/TzEvknnQiDI/AAAAAAAAKQM/BnBCnDJ1-wI/s1600/4-bung-hole-stopper-001.jpg

kazaika, in Need firewood? 5 seconds and done!

That shows how dangerous dead or damaged tries in a city can be, that tree could have fallen apart anytime

Siegfried, in he kitty

Too soon

dylanTheDeveloper, in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
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ligma?

Asafum,

Ligma balls!

No really, that’s the joke lol

ReverendIrreverence, in Chicken soup
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Flauta. I like it.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Reblog if youre american
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pp look like clown noise

Menteros, in The superior music player

WinAMP is the ultimate boss music player.

TimeNaan,

It really whips the lama’s ass!

tubaruco, in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.

it seems this will get too many downvotes, will you repost later like that other time?

sentient_loom,
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This is the repost. I got upvotes for the original, “The spankings will continue until the cumming stops.”

Lemmy is a fickle bitch!

tubaruco,

oooh that makes sense, though it isnt a repost if its different…

sentient_loom,
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True, but you’re the one who said “last time” was a repost, when that was also a rearranged post.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!

tubaruco,

oh what i thought that one was the exact same, my bad then

merry chrismtas

BoxerDevil, in he kitty

Do you also have 20 other cats to cut him down when he inevitably turns in to a tyrant?

CaptnKarisma,

yeah get another cat named Brutus, lets see if history repeats itself

stebo02, in Are ya winning, son?
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If I catch my son doing this, she’s not my son anymore.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Unless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.

stebo02,
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of course

Lurker,

I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.

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