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GluWu, in Pool party

Child 🤓 labor 💯 laws 💀

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like their weakness not mine

AceFuzzLord, in Cant play monster hunter

The big problem I have with joycons is my big, meaty hands. Makes it slightly harder for me to comfortably hold those small controllers when they’re not connected to the switch itself. I’ve totally been thinking of just going down to the nearby game shop one day and getting a controller, if I ever get more switch games to make the investment worthwhile.

HipHoboHarold,

This is why I got some grips when I don’t have it docked and a pro controller. If you ever do use it more, it’s definitely worth it.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

First, I bought one of the Nintendo pro controllers day one with my Switch, and I love it. Secondly, I never liked playing with it mobile because it’s difficult to play with larger hands, but I just recently discovered a grip that the switch slides into giving you more meat to hold on to making it much easier for me to play on the go… was about $17 on amazon.

Cipher22, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 3)

I feel like you could’ve made the meme more awkward in one of those squares

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm how?

Cipher22,
MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Ohhh nononono hahajaha

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

May I steal your amazing meme?

Cipher22,

Feel free my friend

funkajunk, in "looks inside, individually packaged"
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Why not put them all in one little baggy? That’s how I buy my pills from Rick.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

They could even be packaged more efficiently as a powder.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Package it like whey protein. In a giant 2 gallon tub with a scoop.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I buy antibiotics from this guy downtown, who has cut out so much waste by providing it in powder form. I now I’m not supposed to, but I take it everyday with a nasal inhaler. I’ve never felt better and have great ideas of grandeur for hours each morning!

frickineh, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

I think getting drunk before a christening is just sensible, because it’s boring.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah if the kid won’t even remember why should i

Samsy, in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

I don’t get it. What’s the joke here?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever had a non-fresh fried egg? They taste like misery and egg whites. This is a whole pile of them. It’s horrific. Why would anyone do this to the world?

Dyskolos, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

We (loc: krautland) totally stopped ordering take-out. It gets less and less, worse and worse, cheaper and cheaper, but also more and more expensive. It’s not worth it anymore. At all.

We may be just some cheap fucks (as many still do, even those with way less moneyz), but takeout is no viable alternative to cooking anymore.

Donkter,

The Chinese food place near me still sells lunch specials for <10$. It’s the only place I order out from anymore and it will probably close soon.

Dyskolos,

Yeah, we have one like that (just classic german) here too. The last fighting survivor…

Coreidan, (edited ) in Fuck the balloon police

1.). Yes you do it’s called a pilots license.

2.). It’s called the FAA and they will find you quick

Violate some air spaces and the military will be coming for you faster than the FAA will.

blackn1ght,

The FAA are an American organisation that only has jurisdiction in the USA, so no they won’t unless you do it in the USA.

Buddahriffic,

Though that last paragraph does apply in many places outside the US. Sometimes it’s even the US military responding outside of the US (I mean I assume they protect the airspace around their bases, but I guess I’m not really sure what kind of jurisdiction they’d have just because they have a military base).

Ottomateeverything,

Yeah, this. FAA does give a fuck. A lot of people fly drones extremely illegally but they’re too small for the FAA to notice or bother with, and most of them can’t get to real dangerous heights anyway. But try flying near an airport and you’ll find out real quick.

I still haven’t figured out if people just aren’t aware that it’s illegal or if they’re just too brazen. I think it’s the former but not really sure.

xX_fnord_Xx,

So, my hilarious stunt with 40 quad-copters tethered to a lawn chair will go off without a hitch?

Buddahriffic,

40 red quad-copters floating in the summer sky

xX_fnord_Xx,

Panic bells, it’s red alert!

spfhaar,

from me all the FPV pilots I know don’t have the license, because it’s very difficult to do because they are almost all the same things that a real airplane pilot needs to know,

Also I have seen FPV 6S drones at maximum speed even in densely populated areas always exceeding the legal limit of 120m if they had a license

Ottomateeverything, (edited )

First of all, the “licensing” is kinda tough, but I wouldn’t call it “very difficult”. You could learn it all in a few days.

Secondly, you don’t need the “license” unless you’re flying commercially. Flying as a hobby has like a page of material to read and like a 5 question test with a few rules to follow, so that’s far from an excuse.

Thirdly, FPV has probably the hardest rules because you literally can’t see the sky so they require you have someone with you to call stuff to you… Which no one fucking does, so FPV is by far the worst offenders.

Also I have seen FPV 6S drones at maximum speed even in densely populated areas always exceeding the legal limit of 120m if they had a license

This type of shit is why the FAA is forcing regulations across the board, including towards manufacturers, to have tracking on who’s flying what and from where, which is going to start butchering the hobbyist communities. This is fucking brain dead and dangerous and people that do this shit are asking for accidents and the reason why we can’t have nice things.

spfhaar, (edited )

I’m not in the US, I don’t know how FAA operates. In my socially ridiculous country it’s called ENAC and the difficulty is similar to that of a car license in terms of the level of knowledge required, and it’s an infinite bureaucratic stress like any non-mainstream license, only those who do it for work do it.

768, (edited ) in Love is blind

This is extremely unnecessary.

Edit: Also, is this meme about the Russian invasion and subsequent war of aggression? If true, get your subconscious in check.

RedditWanderer,

This is actually extremely funny and harmless. It’s such a hyperbole nobody would take insult to it.

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

768 is nobody?? 🤔🤔

768,
surewhynotlem,

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Urine isn’t sterile, but as long as you like the taste, I guess.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

It was a quote from the movie dodgeball.

abfarid, (edited )
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Good to know. I still wasn’t thinking that their* line was serious, just helping inform people that the widely held belief of urine being sterile is false.

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

A Slavic person chimed in it actually is a real phenomena based on a toxic culture in high school that encourages young men to drink an excess of alcohol.

It’s hard to look good when you get peer pressured to drink alcohol until your liver fails

768,

Call-slavic-people-ugly-pass?

where_am_i,

Oh, hi, random slavic person, can we ask you about your fascinating culture of heavy drinking?

768,

No, I live in the successor state to the society that killed millions of ‘slavic’ and East Europeans based on stereotypes like these.

ratman150,

You seem angry about a meme.

awwwyissss, in Be mindful of allergies lads

Is this an advertisement?

Cicraft,

This is gay erasure /s

ArcaneSlime,

Gay Erasure? Interesting name for a cover band.

CaptainSpaceman,

Most of this sub is ads from what I can tell

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely! We all as a community need to clean this place up, just as clean as Ajax will make your home! Buy today!

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s only an advertisement if you’re suddenly craving M&Ms and you cannot resist the urge to go out and buy M&M’s right now.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I’m eating then right now

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Nah now I’m craving nuts

Seasoned_Greetings, (edited )

I know this is a joke, but advertising doesn’t try to make you buy something immediately. The goal of all advertising is to put the brand name into your memory, because when you do want something, you are statistically more likely to make a decision to buy from a brand you recognize or have seen more recently. It’s a subconscious thing.

Like, if you did go to the store for chocolate, seeing m&ms in an ad shortly before increases the likelihood you will choose that over some other chocolate you haven’t heard of or know of but don’t hear often.

That being said, this absolutely is a type of ad for m&ms, called gorilla marketing, where product names are present in otherwise unrelated content. Though it may not be intentionally placed by Mars themselves, it’s still a type of ad.

Revan343,

gorilla marketing

Seasoned_Greetings,

*Guerilla Marketing

I forget they’re separate words

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re right, I come to Lemmy to relax and to not have to think too hard but advertisers know this and it makes me uneasy to know that corporations know where people go to relax and they will advertise to us any possible way they can. So this post up there looks like it comes from some cartoonist with Instagram and TikTok and Facebook links, most certainly hired out by Mars M&M company to make a subtle ad that looks like a cartoon. By the way this cartoon doesn’t even make any sense. It’s just “sexiness sells, insert product placement.”

Seasoned_Greetings,

For what it’s worth, this isn’t the original comic. In the original, the last panel said “because blue m&ms come with nuts” insinuating she’s got a dick. You can even see the bulge in the first panel. It’s a little vulgar for a company to commission directly. But it still could have been

zakobjoa, in The world in 2024
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

“Will trade air defence systems for food.”

Tar_alcaran,

Ukraine has wheat, UK has guns and missiles. I say let them use that EU independence to broker some trade deals.

Paddzr,

… But I’m gluten free.

Tar_alcaran,

If nobody had wheat, everyone is gluten free

SuckMyWang, in Cant play monster hunter

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

Rubanski,

Bulbous

just_change_it,
dalekcaan,

Is that a prototype of the Bibendum man?

crimroy,

It is!

dalekcaan,

Huh, neat! I was only half serious.

baldingpudenda,

Could have just linked to people of Walmart.

fung, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Probably real beef!

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I was thinking the same thing. It’s probably higher quality ingredients than today’s shit. I grew up in the 80s and I distinctly remember food tasting better back then. Even shitty TV dinners.

psud, (edited )

When was the mad cow prion problem in UK beef?

In the United Kingdom, from 1986 to 2015, more than 184,000 cattle were diagnosed with the peak of new cases occurring in 1993.

From en.wikipedia.org/…/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopat…

I don’t know if that affected Ireland, or whether Ireland was importing British beef, but I don’t think I’d eat that even if it smelled good, and I wouldn’t give it to my dog either

TheGrandNagus,

Ireland has had issues with BSE too, even recently.

In 2020, Irish beef destined for export to china was found to be infected, and it resulted in a 3 year ban on Irish beef imports. In 2023, another case was found, and exports have been stopped again.

There have been ~2000 cases since 2001. Way down from the 90s, but it still exists

LoremIpsumGenerator, in Do i need to install a driver?

Nice try three letter agencies.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Come on, you know you want to!

https://files.catbox.moe/yj7acd.jpg

buycurious, in She's got a bright future ahead of her... on OF

Lady: “[What’s the difference] Between me and a mosquito?”

Man: “I don’t know, what’s the difference between you and a mosquito?”

Lady: “When you smack me, I don’t stop sucking.”

For those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

TseseJuer,

thanks hopefully I can stay on silent forever. counting on you big sis

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it’s “slap me”.

Yeah, you’re right, it’s actually “smack”.

superduperenigma,

You are doing the lord’s work 🙏

CheesyFox,

amen

andrew, (edited )
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

“Swat me,” I think.

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