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21Cabbage, in Prometheus

That’s fantastic and I’d use it if I thought more people would get it.

Timecircleline,

I’ma use it anyway

OutlierBlue,

Yeah, you’d have to explain it over and over again.

New liver, same eagles.

hungryphrog, in NASA has some explaining to do

Isn’t God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

yes but he doesn’t want to interfere with our precious free will, starvation and rape be damned

we just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps

Klear, (edited )

That should tell you just how serious this issue with satellites is…

SlopppyEngineer, in NASA has some explaining to do

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

some_guy,

No, you’re mistaken. Lonnie is on the Right, which means his satellites reflect and amplify prayers. Or at least get a pass. He hates LGBTQ people, so he’s “good.” /s

SlopppyEngineer,

No need for /s because that’s exactly how it works.

“If you hate the right people and say the right things, you are Good People, and Good People can’t do no wrong. If you’re not one of the Good People, you can do no right. Laws and rationalizations are there to punish those that are not Good People.”

ininewcrow, (edited ) in do it, coward
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This the sexiest Christmas album I’ve seen so far this year … Hollie you sexy Devil you … you can play with my organ any night

Song list:

  • Jingle My Balls
  • Oh Hole Night
  • Sleigh My Balls
  • Screaming Night, Hollie’s Night
  • Good Rim Job Wenceslas
  • Adolph The Naughty Nazi
  • I Wanna Do A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Snapz, (edited )
  • Frost Me You Snowman
  • Cocks Out Around the Christmas Tree
  • All I Suck for Christmas is You
  • Shave Yourself a Hollie Little Christmas
  • Aborting Santa’s Baby
  • Little Saint Nick’s (Big Hard Dick)
Scarronline, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.

I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Backbeat, the word is on the street the fire in your hearth is out I’m sure you’ve heard it all before but I don’t enjoy my food too cold

Psythik,

I don’t enjoy it. Falafel is awful. It feels like eating a brick made out of grain.

danielbln,

Have you tried not eating crappy Falafel?

Psythik,

I don’t know where to find such a thing. I’ve tried several halal restaurants and I hate it every time.

jaybone,

Bricks made out of grain is how you build a wonderwall.

Aggravationstation,

Or maybe, you’d prefer fried chicken with gravy

bofmar,

And after all, why not an extra Coke?

Vinny_93, in Toilet without borders

This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there’s no way you won’t be flooding the stall. They’re offering you a way out.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Considering that makes me go near-fetal, I’d probably take that option.

Potato_in_my_anus, in It's a trap!

I’ll take my chances… YOLO

the_dopamine_fiend,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

This is how you ended up with that potato, y’know.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that’s why they’re taking their chances.

EmergMemeHologram,

Narrator: that was the last time anyone heard from /u/Potato_in_my_anus. If you have a tip on the location or whereabouts of Potato_in_my_anus please call our tip line.

Viking_Hippie,

Well, I know where the potato is…

SuckMyWang,

Yes but where is the anus?

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a more difficult question, admittedly. I’m just going to take a stab in the dark and guess “Belgium” 🤷

SuckMyWang,

Belgian Anus Potato. Good band name

Viking_Hippie,

Especially if it’s something unexpected like a string quartet or a barbershop ditto 😁

SuckMyWang,

Triangle ensemble

Ephera, in Gifts for the new year

It’s funny, because you can clearly see that it’s a bathtub and a shelf.

Pinklink, in My taste in women be like.

I can fix her.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Instructions?

MightyGalhupo,

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

MightyGalhupo,

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

acceptable_humor,

You would usually think ??? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

MightyGalhupo,

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ???. Very important.

Zink, in Shit story
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Someone got turned on by this

adj16,

It’s me. I’m someone

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I think she has nice thighs.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep and a good ass… regardles of the gore action.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

By what?

Getting eaten by cake

Or a cake eating someone whole

PrinceWith999Enemies, in A minor oopsie

One. Ping. Only.

Enzy,

M–m-multikill

grandkaiser,

extreme look of distrust intensifies

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

It remindsh me of the heady days of Shputnik and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

ACK

smeg, in A masterpiece

Ducks don’t honk, they quack, this is completely wrong! Art is fine.

setsneedtofeed, in Godlike
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eae4b1d2-cc49-4d4c-9d95-3c56e98a52d2.jpeg

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Ok Timmy, let’s go see how meat is made

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Come on, let’s take a peek at the killing floor.

rindo25, (edited )

Don’t let the name fool you. It’s more of a metal grating.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Whining cow screams … whirling blade and machine noises

FoundTheVegan, (edited )
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

People have actually said this to me in full seriousness. Preemptive revenge killing against hypothetical wild pig attacks is apparently self defense, so that's why they eat pork from real captive factory farm pigs. It is such odd... "logic", clearly working backwards from the point they want to arrive at.

Like srsly, it was something like a month ago on this very platform.

KpntAutismus,

^i think i may have just found a vegan

Orbituary, in trash
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

In 2022 it was still Twitter.

FinallyDebunked,
@FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net avatar

Futures generations will call it x

Hiro8811,

I still don’t give enough shit to care how you refer to shit. X, Twitter or greatest propaganda machine, at the end of the day it’s the same platform

mordred,

Implying it will survive a generation

ilinamorato,

For almost everyone in the world it’s still Twitter today. Nobody calls it X except Musk and Linda Y. Even the weird tech bros still call it Twitter.

Lemminary, (edited )

Even Twitter calls itself Twitter. Almost as if they half-heartedly made the switch just to shut the boss’s yap.

x2XS2L0U, in Life is a stormy river

I like the fact a lot that the image is hosted at imgflip

funny,

Convenient service for converting video to gif

x2XS2L0U,

I don’t care about that, but its an image of a flipping person…

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