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Rekonok, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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Neve8028,

This meme will now be my desktop image.

umbraroze, in Same.
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Well of course it has a picture of his parents fighting (???) in it. Dude's a severely messed up right-winger.

STRIKINGdebate2,
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Is this ego raptor.

GrammatonCleric, in Group chat
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Must be nice to get a warning first 😂

blanketswithsmallpox,

Ah the perpetual Russian roulette of not doing what your parents say but wondering if they’ll actually enforce it today.

Dueling Russian roulette.

TWeaK, in Who here wants radiation?

Not a great meme, but not terrible.

siewyuk, in A genre of Country Music...

He also abuses his X all the time

Macropolis,
AeonFelis, in 'We are splattered here today'
guiguinofake,

Same person

AeonFelis,

Didn’t notice. So they guy has one joke he repeats in different versions?

MaoZedongers, in 🎵that's life🎵

Don’t worry, it’s the same but worse for working full time

Asafum,

I just need to get through this… Forever.

Chocrates,

Every day is somehow worse than the one before.

na_th_an,

When I’m working full time I can afford food and heat. Way better than being in school.

MaoZedongers,

good joke

BottleOfAlkahest,

Where do you live that working full time guarantees someone enough money for food and heat?

Goblin_Mode, in Fuck them right in the...?

20 Hit points for a car isn’t much if we’re going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I’m not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

Maggoty,

But that attack… Nnngh.

paholg,

Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

ramjambamalam,

So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

Someonelol,
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Originally, 1 HP.

VindictiveJudge,
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How do we know it’s RPG and not RTS?

AlmightySnoo, in Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose.
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Shalom was never an option.

uis,
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jaybone, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Situation is very sus

Sincrum, in Definitely don't call him Brother Gutenberg.

“what the fuck is a magenta?” He replied.

Fun fact! Magenta wasn’t actually invented until over 400 years later

jaybone,

I’m so old, I remember when red wasn’t invented yet.

DarkDarkHouse,
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Fun fact, “orange” was first used as a colour in the sixteenth century and prior to that many orange-coloured objects were referred to as red.

jaybone,

I remember hearing that and wondering if they called the fruit reds.

Tangent5280,

What was the fruit called?

DarkDarkHouse,
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The colour was named after the fruit actually, originally people said “orange-coloured” then just shortened that to “orange”

WoahWoah, (edited ) in are you sure?

Stop looking for a porn star. Start looking for a star that can float through the sky with you. The porn comes later… just like you should. Heyoooo.

But seriously. Clean yourself, dress nice, be a decent person, and have a little confidence.

Confidence isn’t talking to a friend and saying, “I finally asked her.” Confidence is saying, “I asked her, she said nah, but it’s all good. What you up to these days?”

Katana314, (edited )

With the rate of obsessive angry men in the world, I’d be amazed at any woman brave enough to give a straight “No” instead of a nonspecific answer used to get themselves out of the situation.

People aren’t just dealing with ”No”, but “No, and the chances that you’re a rapist are high enough I’m now scared of you and won’t give you a straight answer”.

WoahWoah, (edited )

Yeah that’s fair. “No” in this case is just if you try to see if someone wants to do more than just occasionally and/or randomly see each other. That happens when you’re trying to make new friends, etc.

There’s a lot of ways to say no. I just meant it generally. But I feel you.

The overwhelming majority of men aren’t rapists. But the overwhelming majority of rapists are men.

You’re smart and insightful, and even though maybe sometimes people don’t see it, I see it. And this was an important comment to make. Thank you for your bravery. Truly.

Katana314,

Do you want a friend, or a relationship? That seems very unclear from your phrasing.

The least you can do for people is be honest. Even if it leads to mild rejection heartbreak, it’s dishonest and hurtful to falsely claim you just want a friendship. Some women are just trying to make friends so they have people to fall back on socially, and find out the only three people they hang out with planned to get into their pants at some point. That’s not good for anyone.

WoahWoah, (edited )

No, I’m in a very long and stable relationship, and I have many very wonderful friends. I do enjoy meeting new people, though. You seem super nice, but I’m all set, but thank you so much for asking! You’re so sweet! 🥰

Katana314, (edited )

I really would’ve thought the context of being in a conversation about how people gain relationships would’ve made clear I was asking about ‘what you’re seeking’ when you give this theoretical relationship advice, rather than suddenly attempting a lifelong connection via internet comments, but hey, whatever floats your ego (even if that’s clicking a ‘down’ button).

WoahWoah, (edited )

Oh no worries! I’m not downvoting you at all! I really appreciate you! Thank you so much!

Slovene,

Just kiss already you two! 🙄

JackbyDev,

If someone thinks you’re a rapist then you’re probably doing something wrong.

Katana314,

I wouldn’t claim recipients of rejection are “victims”, since being rejected is a perfectly normal interaction; but this is so close to victim blaming it’s not even funny.

I’m reminded of playing through Class of 09, and 60% of the endings resulting in people claiming “If everyone is ganging up on you, Nicole, then maybe you’re the one at fault?” Real smooth judicial logic there.

CaptainSpaceman, in It's up to you to break generational trauma

Gen bait

half_built_pyramids,

It’s up to you to break gen bate

CaptainSpaceman, (edited )

If only I can prevent forest fires, then that means 8bn other people dont have to worry about it

DarkMessiah, in I would have disowned him too.

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

_Sprite, in Cant play monster hunter
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absolute sledgehammer hands

curiousaur,

More like Ankylosaurus-tail-hammer hands. Their tail hammers were mostly fatty deposits.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
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escort

bouncer

he goes by many names

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m honestly concerned he has an untreated medical condition. I don’t think even extreme obesity should do this, right?

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