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spaduf, in well guess what else is yellow ?

The rest of this is up for debate but science is absolutely green.

kautau,

super green

Honytawk,

Star Trek didn’t think so. Their science uniforms are blue.

Prethoryn,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

History is absolutely purple.

snugglesthefalse,

Definitely blue

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

The Research bubble in Civ is blue and that’s really all I need to know I’m right.

jol, in Crypto genius

You’ll have to somehow launder that crypto first.

datelmd5sum,

You just use it to buy drugs so you don’t have to use your other money for drugs. Kinda like how you use your dirty cash for filling up your car, paying for groceries, contractors… You can basically build an entire house with cash and then sell it and pay taxes and shit.

520,

BitTornado.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds like a sketchy af bt client lol. “download up to 5x faster and get 69 more boobies per porn with our downloader!”

TropicalDingdong,

TitTornado

ryathal,

You probably wouldn’t need laundered crypto, but you would need to be able to hide it from the bankruptcy court. This only works if you can clear the credit card debt.

Rin,

Monero doesn’t need to be laundered.

matter,

It does if you want to spend it in any meaningful way

Rin, (edited )

I pay for my VPN in Monero. You can also get items shipped to an Amazon Locker near you with Monero. I agree, the adoption isn’t great but it’s better than nothing.

Edit:

Sorry, it’s late and I’m tired. I misunderstood your comment. No it doesn’t need to be laundered. It obfuscates the amount of money, recipient and receiver meaning it’s as private as giving your friend some cash in person.

Article if you wanna read more.

matter, (edited )

Yes, I understand how monero works. Yeah you’ll get away with buying some groceries or whatever with it, but people who go through bankruptcy (especially who aren’t rich, and are felons) have a close eye from the government on their finances. If you try to buy a house or a car or anything actually life changing with that, you’re pretty likely to get caught and charged with fraud etc., unless you legitimise it, that is, launder it.

Rin,

I see. That is a very good point. Sorry for not understanding.

Jay, in Very brave girl

This is “brave” until it goes wrong. Then it’s “stupid”. The border is narrow.

SpaceNoodle,

No, it’s just stupid.

Jay,

Also possible.

yamapikariya, in Very free hosting for only $22.95
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Free hosting is never free

lenny,

Maybe not these days, but it used to exist. Geocities comes to mind.

Micromot,

I have seen neocities and I think it is trying to do the same, haven’t looked into it a lot though

1rre,

Github pages?

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

AI training

Turun,

The goal is to host a website… Anyone can scrape it.

1rre,

Just because someone’s making money off it doesn’t mean it’s not free (frankly it’s a reason it should be)

Lord_ToRA, (edited )
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

The phrase “free is never free” already acknowledges that the service does not require payment (free), but it implies that you are used as a method of making money.

It’s just a phrase to keep people aware.

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

I was also kinda referring that a lot of free hosting has something in their contract that specifies that everything belongs to them after you upload it. Obviously more legalese than the way I said it.

nixcamic,

Anyone training an AI on anything I’ve uploaded to GitHub is in for a bad time lol

AllNewTypeFace, in should i??
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Gamer culture in the 2020s is wild

saltnotsugar, in Snow!

I better not slow down or drive cautiously in this snow! People would think I’m some sort of pansy!

Granixo, in Google "Work"space
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I don’t get it.

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited )

I think it’s just making fun of how absolutely dogshit google productivity apps are.

db2,

Amazingly it doesn’t focus at all on the person with Downs.

sunbrrnslapper, (edited )

Shit, I totally missed that. This is for reals a Google Workspace ad that I only modified the text of. I wouldn’t have used this particular ad if I had seen that. Apologies for any implication on the people in the picture!!

db2,

No, you’re good. I was pointing out how it didn’t need to resort to focusing on her to try to make the point. It’s better like this.

jonne,

Compared to what? We use some of the Google stuff (mail, calendar, meet and Google office) and they do the job.

FeelzGoodMan420,

Compared to Microsoft desktop office programs.

Starbuck,

Yeah. I’m really curious what this person is standing for here.

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

This is a shitpost community, stop trying to apply reason…

lemmyman,

Finally a reasonable take

jonne,

Yeah, just trying to understand what OP meant here. Didn’t know the Google suite had a bad reputation.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t stop them. People taking shitposts seriously is one of the best things about Lemmy Shitpost!

sunbrrnslapper,

Excel has never once shot slicers over the spreadsheet (something I have had happen on several occasions in Google Sheets). And it has issues with formatting tables in Docs - basically it takes way longer to get something that looks half as good.

xpinchx,

For enterprise environments really nothing compares to MS. The whole suite of power apps shoots productivity through the roof. Power query, power automate, power apps, BI, etc. With Python integration I can do even more, I can automate most things and set up automations for non savvy peers.

By enterprise I just mean any business that deals with a lot of data, I work for a company with 15 people and we’d need probably 5 more if we were running on Google. 😂😂

jonne,

Heh, our company is bigger but I guess we don’t use spreadsheets the way you do. At least on the dev side basic functionality is fine, and our core business runs on real databases and stuff like AWS quicksight.

xpinchx,

Yeah most of our ERP dumps data into an Azure database, but we frequently pull queries for ad hoc reporting/analysis into Excel as well as maintained BI reports.

The real issue is a lot of our SaaS isn’t fully integrated like that so we have to csv dump data that loads into other queries and we pull from that 🙃 But those csv dumps are set with automations so it’s mostly hands-off, just a little janky lol.

chronotau,

I have the exact opposite experience, honestly, running the IT of a 120 employee company. MS is too bloated with legacy systems, while I find Google very purposeful engineered to get the job done. I very much believe it’s more of a habit thing than anything else. Would need 5 more people to run everything on MS compared to Google.

I do concede that sometimes it feels like MS began doing their stuff in the 90s, while Google began with theirs in the early 10s; some basic functionality Google haven’t gotten around to yet.

misophist,

I can see a company of 120 needing 5 more IT staff to effectively utilize Microsoft productivity infrastructure, but you would likely be able to either cut that employee count down to 100, or more positively, have the same 120 people handling the productivity of 150 employees, increasing your company’s output and profit.

More knowledge work is required to make effective use of the entire Microsoft stack, but in the enterprise, nothing comes close for multiplying user productivity.

Empricorn,

Compared to Microsoft, they’re… both bad.

sunbrrnslapper,

Oh, it is just a pretty terrible set of tools if you need to do anything that is semi professional (build a complex spreadsheet or a presentation you can show in public, for example).

Zoidberg,

Uh what do you mean by “complex” here? That’s what apps script is for. I have a spreadsheet that processes my gmail inbox using regular expressions. Try that in Excel.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Romantic gesture

At least she ain’t Amber Heard

charolastra,

Would still eat tho

bingbong,

What a terrible day to be literate

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar
Slow, in I don't know how to title this

The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat’s owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Kinda’ looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.

Why it’d put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though… The before picture was probably funny, too.

Taleya,

You’d think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

ininewcrow, in That's what she said?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the same kid that screams into his headset during a gaming session

NegativeLookBehind, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

I specifically remember being told that the internet would make people smarter.

paddirn,

It’s the Disinformation Superhighway

BastingChemina,

Internet can make people smarter, if they actually want to get smarter.

Emi621,

It does, having all the humanity knowledge in your pocket is amazing and you can learn a lot which people do use to learn and get smarter. Sadly not everyone uses it that way and some just refuse to learn but that’s just loud minority (I hope).

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

I would argue that it’s contributed to the collective stupidity of humanity on a global scale. It’s had a lot of positive impacts as well, of course. I guess the negative ones just seem more palpable.

SeekPie,

Maybe the internet has shown us people that were already dumb but we just didn’t have a way of knowing they exist?

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Yes, but now stupid people can easily collaborate with other stupid people, amplifying the echo-chamber-circle-jerk on a global, nearly instantaneous level. Furthering the stupid at a never before seen rate.

LemmysMum,

Used to be every village had their idiot. Now every idiot has their village.

Black_Gulaman, (edited )
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It gave them the means to find each other and also gave them a sort of megaphone to shout and spread their stupidity.

jaybone,

And then they voted, and turns out it was like half of the voting population.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Has it, though? I grew up in the 80s, and I feel like I simply didn’t have a clue how ignorant people were or what batshit things people believed behind closed doors. Even when people disclosed to me their inner narrative, I feel like I just assumed they were joking or using extreme hyperbole.

The internet has made me realize … they weren’t joking. At all. They really believe that shit.

averagedrunk,

I’m approximately your age. I assumed the same thing. Hell, I thought crazy conspiracy theories were just people pretending “What if…” together.

In my younger days I would have been on a lot of bandwagons just to joke about the people who “didn’t get the joke”. It turns out I was the one that didn’t get it.

SnuggleSnail,

I would look at it from a different angle. Before the internet you had to have a lot of knowledge in different areas to be able to sound and behave smart, and also to make good choices.

Now you have knowledge readily available everywhere and there is much less incentive to learn things you don’t currently need, just to have it available in case you talk to someone about this topic.

This has become even more evident with AI, where you don’t have to skim through a lot of context to find your information, you just ask what you need and it is presented the way you need it right away.

StephniBefni,

I think I’m general it has, but it also makes the dumb ones very loud.

BananaPeal, in "Halp, could I be-"
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

So_zetta_slowpoke,

…Can you burn a Luigi board?

BreadOven, (edited )

When I was a kid I used to mess around with a quiche board.

Edit: if anyone is wondering, I got mine from a vegan.

Prunebutt, in Sir, there's been a second phase

I see, we’ve passed the Pixar lazy ideas with AI phase and entered the videogames lazy ideas with AI phase.

GrammatonCleric, (edited )
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Using web searches is lazy because books exist

Prunebutt,
kibiz0r, in Is that being too kind?

Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.

PochoHipster,

And zen ve cut off your Johnson!

Agent641, in A genre of Country Music...

He is a rimworld character.

sedawk,
@sedawk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh but which one would he be?

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

The annoying weakling that shit himself, that I sold for smokeleaf

aidan,

I feel like you don’t know how Rimworld works

ThunderclapSasquatch,

I don’t know, we all have that one guy we put in uranium jail forever

DragonOracleIX,

He definitely looks like the kind of pawn that would get upset and punch the stockpile of explosives.

zwaetschgeraeuber,

the guy that sits in my prison for the only reason that i dislike his addictions

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