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MacNCheezus, in are you sure?
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Perhaps a shower and a haircut wouldn’t hurt.

Fudoshin,
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I’m having my weekly shower later today! 👍

Kedly, in are you sure?

I’ve seen way too many guys who think they’re uglier than they are. Confidence and Comedy really are great ways to have a shot, even if you’re faking the confidence. Its a tough lesson, but you DO need to sell yourself a little

JackbyDev,

I always joke that I snagged my wife by being funny. Then she laughs. Then I’m like “See!?” It’s a great bit. She insists I’m handsome. I don’t see it. The parts of me she compliments aren’t even things I’m conscious of.

Kedly,

Yeah, exactly. Not only are a lot of men nowhere NEAR as ugly as they think they are, ugly is also subjective, and theres gonna be a partner who probably thinks you’re physically hot

OpenStars, in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

s_s, in Chicken soup

Babka

Shou,

Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.

MeatsOfRage, in nicotine wars

Can I bum a dart there bud?

MacNCheezus, in ( ・ω・)
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Said no one, ever

FlyingSquid, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
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You know… maybe putting a camera with a near-infinite capacity for free photos in everyone’s pocket a was bad idea…

sfxrlz, in are you sure?

Why the duck

FlyingSquid, in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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MacNCheezus,
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No.

Isaiah 30:8-14

FlyingSquid,
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You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

MacNCheezus,
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  • FlyingSquid,
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    Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

    flambonkscious,

    If this constitutes suffering,then clearly not!

    MacNCheezus, in You wanted to
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    Makes you wonder if they were listening to Aretha Franklin when they wrote this, doesn’t it.

    Zoboomafoo, in Oh, we're doing Baldwin shitposts?

    Could we not?

    c0mbatbag3l,
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    Not what?

    Zoboomafoo,

    “Baldwin shiposts”

    c0mbatbag3l,
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    Look at the community you’re in.

    Lepsea, in nicotine wars

    I still don’t understand the charm from disposable vapes. People who use this are the worst of the worst

    Kusimulkku,

    Taste, nicotine, I’d imagine

    platypus_plumba,

    I’ve used a couple. Cheaper than buying a real one if you’re not a vape person and you’re just curious.

    I think that’s the actual market for these disposable vapes. I don’t think people actually buy them periodically because they take 2 weeks to completely fuck up your lungs.

    sfxrlz, (edited )

    Kids ? I despise them too but they are sooo catered towards kids and young adults esp. with the flavors.

    Edit: and design

    Jakeroxs, (edited )

    Yup, I was talking with a friend about using a normal mod instead as it’s better for the environment and your wallet. She said “I just couldn’t find one I liked” bro there’s a whole world of juice flavors out there, and the only difference with a disposable is that you can’t refill it. (aside from the salt nic aspect)

    To be fair, I still use normal coils rather then rdas because I’m also lazy… But disposables are another level imo

    Vespair, in Chicken soup

    Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.

    Cute name!

    lanolinoil, in Chicken soup
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    pizza pocket

    AFaithfulNihilist, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
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    When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

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