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UnfortunateShort, in Wretched souls

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

cows_are_underrated,

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

TheSlad,

German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

PP_BOY_,
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Yeah kinda

HerrVorragend,
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… Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

EatYouWell, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.

Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.

Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.

smuuthbrane, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

dab, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep… I hope the Jeep has a CB and a first aid kit 😁.

Colorcodedresistor, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

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    0x4E4F, (edited )

    I was thinking about the german shephard… regardless if it’s trained or not, it’s a liability, it might become a zombie too.

    And I chose the AK-47 because I thought it came with at least 1 round of ammo 🤷.

    Ookami38,

    I like the idea of everything is best-case. So a trained pup, a loaded gun with couple of boxes of spare ammo, a new jeep with a full tank, etc.

    Risk,

    I’d swap the flashlight for the body armour - easier to find a flashlight out and about.

    Demuniac,

    I’d argue you might need a flashlight to find a flashlight but most homes will at least have a small version that will suffice

    problematicPanther,
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    Modern jeeps require regular part swaps every few weeks

    Aussiemandeus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water

    This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already

    pandarang, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    Pistol.

    End of list.

    AscendantSquid, in Let's get Disturbed

    For a second i thought his ass was a diaper and the brick road behind was stink lines

    Pons_Aelius, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    Machete

    crossbow

    body armour

    night-vision.

    Stealth, protection and silent defence.

    scytale, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking

    Water purifier - no explanation needed

    Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight

    Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly

    lunarul,

    Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?

    Ookami38,

    Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.

    PatFussy, in Wretched souls

    How did you get this photo of me

    dual_sport_dork, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?

    Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.

    Ookami38,

    You lose it all except 3 items. But you do get the dog.

    wiLD0, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    • Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
    • Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
    • Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
    • Body armor - will put it on whenever there’s a risk

    None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.

    bellly, in hypocrite.

    I <3 the micro plastics in my body ✨️✨️

    gehrluke,

    It’s like additional electrolytes!

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