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9point6, (edited ) in Wretched souls

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

RobertOwnageJunior,

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

Valmond,

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊

sarmale, in Wretched souls

Most uncanny valley ever

jtk, in Slippery moisssstttt
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:face_laughing_and_disgusted_and_slightly_aroused_and_confused_by_the_feeling:

sarmale, in "Your mom's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system."

When heared interlocking I though of the train thing lol

AVincentInSpace, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

So Greta Thunberg and a European guy having his mugshot taken

empireOfLove, in Dog

This is definitely going into the “things to respond to internet arguments with” folder

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Went into my “porn” folder

Edit: removed the word

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Anon does a little trolling
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That’s just sad

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Two years in a row!

Can you please explain the joke? Is the point just a wordplay on “being played”?

DrMango,

Yes. With a dash of “big corpo bad” for good measure, I think

bucketofcandyfloss, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

I have so many questions

Shellbeach, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

Schtoooomph

GrammatonCleric, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

KISSmyOS, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

barttier,
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Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

0x4E4F,

Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

BluesF,

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Gingerlegs,

It’s…your dog!

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

KISSmyOS,

For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
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Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

KISSmyOS,

I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

barttier, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
Valmond,

2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

Shiggles,

Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Wretched souls
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That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

SeeMinusMinus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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  • Water purifier because I need water!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
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