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Chickenstalker, in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

Birds aren’t real

Noel_Skum, in His true endgame

And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.

tkk13909, in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 just not buy bread in your world?

MacNCheezus,
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Annoyed_Crabby,

Have my updoot instead.

tkk13909, in Meow

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sick dick

tkk13909,

I see

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

mononomi,

Yours isn’t?

lemmyman,

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

Skanky,

Only compatible with women from Asia

tweeks, (edited ) in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Floaters are one thing, but what about the internal electric / static activity you can see, what is that called? I was always way more intrigued by that than some eyeball sludge.

Do you see a reflection of neural activity or something? Just like floaters they’re only visible when looking at larger plain things with 1 colour. They seem projected, and less obvious than the floaters but more common in your whole view.

nixpa,
tweeks,

Awesome, thanks, exactly that!

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

Cheers from me also, always wondered what this was.

FollyDolly, (edited )
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Visual snow. I have it too. Really sucks when I want to look at the stars.

Croquette,

Do you get diagnosed for that? I am pretty sure I have that. I will talk about it to my optometrist the next visit. I thought that was my vision degrading as I aged, but the intensity of it varies with fatigue, stress and migraines.

fat_stig,

I had cataracts done, have tons of floaters. Also makes it almost impossible to follow a golf ball in flight. I used to play, but got fed up not having a clue where I had hit the damned ball.

TxzK, in Meow

All cat owners can relate 😔

bstix, in Let the triggering begin

I know what it is, but I have no idea what it’s called. Like, if I had to order them from the factory, I’d probably get the wrong ones.

RisingSwell, in Let the triggering begin

Still exists in cardboard form, not entirely sure why people wouldn’t know what this is at basically any age, unless they buy no bread products?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

All the cool kids are doing keto and eating gluten free now

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Here in the UK, I don't think I've seen one of those in use for more than 20 years. Maybe it is still in use elsewhere?

Daeraxa, (edited )

I don’t think i’ve seen one. Even loaves from bakers 20 years ago were sealed using that little machine with strips of red sticky tape.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I have a clear memory from the 80s for sure where these were routinely used on pre-sliced bread loaves. I'm sure I have seen them since the 80s. But they became much rarer for certain.

NaoPb, in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is

Yup. What is with all this serious stuff.

indomara, in Let the triggering begin

This, is an occlupanid. To read further about the fascinating research on these, see the “Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group” (HORG) website. www.horg.com/horg/

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Risky click of the day, but darn interesting!

indomara,

Aren’t humans great sometimes? :)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, there’s not just one kind?

indomara,

Indeed not! Australia has some interesting ones not yet classified, if you come across an occlupanid in your daily life that has not yet been classified and catalogued, you can contact HORG and send them in. :)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mind blown.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 not buying bread?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

They just download it from the cloud nowadays

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Soggy bread sounds terrible. Do they at least keep it in a bread box in the cloud?

Mr_Fish,

You wouldn’t download a loaf

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I totally would

alquicksilver, in Let the triggering begin
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Ridiculous. I’m only 35 and I can tell that this is obviously a Starburst with a hole punched out.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

If you were over 40, you'd call them opal fruits!

Vinny_93, in Let the triggering begin

Still widely used in the Netherlands so everyone here knows.

HerbalGamer, in Let the triggering begin
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

under 30 maybe

RedIce25, in Let the triggering begin

At first I thought of course everybody knows, but the longer I was thinking: I haven’t seen one in a long time

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