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Globeparasite, in fun facts

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/963f771b-c8e0-48e0-b741-cd60750bdcf5.jpeg

art source : www.artstation.com/artwork/zDoLwD

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Meow
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will eat your pee pee”.

praxis_jack, in Me IRL

Too real

Globeparasite, in Me IRL

reported for targeted harassment againt me

KpntAutismus, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

snow chains, people, snow chains!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People are lazy 🤷.

Back in the day, we didn’t have winter/summer tires, just regular (all season) ones. Everyone knew, snow falls, you put on chains and drive at 20km/h.

theangryseal,

Then how will I slide around smacking into my neighbors? I don’t have bumper cars around here.

vithigar,

Illegal on paved roads in many jurisdictions.

Good winter tires are enough in most cases.

SomeGuy69, in Me IRL

I’m masturbating as of reading this.

occhionaut, (edited )

the masturtasker

Huschke, in Linux penguin approves

There is a T missing in HTML.

Sailing7,

Only on the second read I actually recognised that there was in fact no T in the Text ^^

THE_ANON,

Yeah i was like what is HTML toilet now i am like what is HML toilet ?

Halvdan, in Feel the bass

I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

niktemadur, in well grounded

…said the apartment to the cloud.

Toes, in Let the triggering begin

What is that?

uzay, in Meow

What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

theangryseal,

I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

Hjalamanger, in well grounded
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Tors Holy assassination service

AnotherExist, in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is

Unfortunately, your mother.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shit

Post

Halvdan, in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Justas, in Existentialist Spagett
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

balderdash9,

So you have chosen death…

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