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SzethFriendOfNimi, in life hacks
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Do your hair would be the last one

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited ) in Just Bill-t different
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I have no idea who some of them are…

Billy Joel

? Bill Evans (thanks gedaliyah)

? Billy the kid (thanks gedaliyah)

Bill Nye

? William James “Count” Basie (Thanks sugar_in_your_tea)

? Bill Bellchick (Thanks Assman)

Bill Clinton

Bill Gates

Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

sugar_in_your_tea,
gedaliyah, (edited )
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Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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Ah Thanks, I thought Billy the kid looked familiar but couldn’t place him.

klemptor, in Just Bill-t different

Aw, no Billy Idol :(

BlueLineBae, in Just Bill-t different
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What about the bill who’s only a bill and sittin’ on capital hill?

thecookingsenpai, in Venus by Tuesday
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Not even a shitpost

TokenBoomer,

Define “shitpost.”

derpgon,

Your mum

thecookingsenpai,
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No.

havokdj,

Toilet humor. That’s literwlly what a shitpost is. I enjoyed seeing this post on my feed but it definitely belongs in a different community

TokenBoomer,

The sidebar says “Anything and Everything.”

havokdj,

Oh, I’m sorry, did c/lemmyshitpost coin the term “shitposting”?

/b/ is “anything and everything” too, there’s no rule against porn there, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it belongs there though does it?

TokenBoomer,

I wasn’t aware you made the rules. Now I have to rethink everything.

havokdj,

You know the rules

And SO do IIIIIII

TokenBoomer,

A FULL commitment’s what I’m thinking of.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) in Meow
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“Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again? Whatever.”

c0mbatbag3l,
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“Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”

MrJameGumb, in Just Bill-t different
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ExLisper, in Carrot

Are they bragging or complaining?

thecookingsenpai, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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Bro what I tought i was the only one I even went to a lot of doctors and took tons of supplements Tf is it

Paddzr,

Visual snow syndrome. Yeah, the fussy tv static you also see? Ain’t normal and also part of it. You likely have constant ringing in your ears? Tinnitus is almost always linked with VSS.

thecookingsenpai,
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I have a plethora of oddities but no static vision (sometimes a buzz in the ear but like a strong buzz, rarely btw). No tinnitus or at least I think so, maybe i am just used

HopFlop,

Those tiny tubes are normal to be in your eye but you usually don’t notice them (they are body cells or proteins). Only when you are looking at something bright (eg. a completely white wall) do you see them. If you regularly see them and they dont go away if the room is less well lit then you should get it checked out though.

deranger,

That’s a different thing. Floaters are objects in your vitreous humor.

dipshit,

That’s my kind of humor!

Mamertine,

My eye doctor calls them “floaters”. They’re pretty common from how the Dr talks about them. Dr says come in if there’s suddenly a spike in them. I gather that’s a sign something bad is happening with the eye.

snugglesthefalse,

Yeah afaik it’s just normal dead cells but if there’s loads it’s a sign that things are falling apart.

chatokun,

I got hit in the eye (long story short, my cousin learned to throw cards like Gambit and nailed me straight in the eye).

I was seeing flashes so went to an eye doctor, and they warned me of retinal detachment. Aside from the flashes, a sudden increase in floaters is another warning sign.

vaultdweller013,

So he figured out how fo throw the cards, but has pisspoor aim. Yeah I have a cousin who was like that.

phanto,

I got a sudden spike in floaters… Fun fact: Retinal repair is a lot like spot welding… If you’re spot welding the back of your eye with a laser!

littlecolt,

Blood vessels in your eye

MacNCheezus, in Venus by Tuesday
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Honytawk, in His true endgame

Zuck didn’t write that though.

It is too human.

DannyBoy, in Just Bill-t different

Dob Bylan?

blubton,

Top left? I believe that’s Billy Joel, but I may be mistaken

DannyBoy,

You’re right, I guess I needed a few more pixels. Found the original.

gedaliyah,
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Don’t feel bad. I came to the comments to check exactly this!

kittenzrulz123, in Linux penguin approves

Tux :0

waz, in His true endgame

Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?

I wonder what Freud would say about this.

Baines,

the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father

thecookingsenpai, in Just Bill-t different
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Rumors are there is a special place in the after life only for Bills

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