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Granixo, in Google "Work"space
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I don’t get it.

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited )

I think it’s just making fun of how absolutely dogshit google productivity apps are.

db2,

Amazingly it doesn’t focus at all on the person with Downs.

sunbrrnslapper, (edited )

Shit, I totally missed that. This is for reals a Google Workspace ad that I only modified the text of. I wouldn’t have used this particular ad if I had seen that. Apologies for any implication on the people in the picture!!

db2,

No, you’re good. I was pointing out how it didn’t need to resort to focusing on her to try to make the point. It’s better like this.

jonne,

Compared to what? We use some of the Google stuff (mail, calendar, meet and Google office) and they do the job.

FeelzGoodMan420,

Compared to Microsoft desktop office programs.

Starbuck,

Yeah. I’m really curious what this person is standing for here.

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

This is a shitpost community, stop trying to apply reason…

lemmyman,

Finally a reasonable take

jonne,

Yeah, just trying to understand what OP meant here. Didn’t know the Google suite had a bad reputation.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t stop them. People taking shitposts seriously is one of the best things about Lemmy Shitpost!

sunbrrnslapper,

Excel has never once shot slicers over the spreadsheet (something I have had happen on several occasions in Google Sheets). And it has issues with formatting tables in Docs - basically it takes way longer to get something that looks half as good.

xpinchx,

For enterprise environments really nothing compares to MS. The whole suite of power apps shoots productivity through the roof. Power query, power automate, power apps, BI, etc. With Python integration I can do even more, I can automate most things and set up automations for non savvy peers.

By enterprise I just mean any business that deals with a lot of data, I work for a company with 15 people and we’d need probably 5 more if we were running on Google. 😂😂

jonne,

Heh, our company is bigger but I guess we don’t use spreadsheets the way you do. At least on the dev side basic functionality is fine, and our core business runs on real databases and stuff like AWS quicksight.

xpinchx,

Yeah most of our ERP dumps data into an Azure database, but we frequently pull queries for ad hoc reporting/analysis into Excel as well as maintained BI reports.

The real issue is a lot of our SaaS isn’t fully integrated like that so we have to csv dump data that loads into other queries and we pull from that 🙃 But those csv dumps are set with automations so it’s mostly hands-off, just a little janky lol.

chronotau,

I have the exact opposite experience, honestly, running the IT of a 120 employee company. MS is too bloated with legacy systems, while I find Google very purposeful engineered to get the job done. I very much believe it’s more of a habit thing than anything else. Would need 5 more people to run everything on MS compared to Google.

I do concede that sometimes it feels like MS began doing their stuff in the 90s, while Google began with theirs in the early 10s; some basic functionality Google haven’t gotten around to yet.

misophist,

I can see a company of 120 needing 5 more IT staff to effectively utilize Microsoft productivity infrastructure, but you would likely be able to either cut that employee count down to 100, or more positively, have the same 120 people handling the productivity of 150 employees, increasing your company’s output and profit.

More knowledge work is required to make effective use of the entire Microsoft stack, but in the enterprise, nothing comes close for multiplying user productivity.

Empricorn,

Compared to Microsoft, they’re… both bad.

sunbrrnslapper,

Oh, it is just a pretty terrible set of tools if you need to do anything that is semi professional (build a complex spreadsheet or a presentation you can show in public, for example).

Zoidberg,

Uh what do you mean by “complex” here? That’s what apps script is for. I have a spreadsheet that processes my gmail inbox using regular expressions. Try that in Excel.

protist, in Cat and poop

This gif is an antique

FlyingSquid, in His Spidey sense is tingling!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I made a video related to this subject some time ago…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3ecBC32T0

Please treat it with the seriousness for which it is intended. We lose thousands of Spider-Men a year to drug addiction.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll have you know that’s Coke brand flour. He’s sniffing it for quality assurance. He picked up the bad habit of piling it on the table from Tony. Get your mind out of the gutter!

csfirecracker, in Crocodile

He is doing an big steppy

user224, in I had to try it to believe it
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Can confirm.


<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(age + 4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">          ~~~~^~~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
</span>

Is not my age.

/j

jimmycrackcrack, in Two years in a row!

I’ve heard so many mentions of this Spotify wrap thing today and it’s the first time I’ve ever heard of it. I mean, I know I’m out of touch, but why after getting away with never knowing about it for what seems to have been a long time am I suddenly inescapably confronted with it?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They usually do it around the end of November or beginning of December, so a lot of people are just receiving theirs and sharing them now.

It’s one of those things people will talk about for a week and then completely forget about until next time. I honestly think it’s fun to see everybody’s results.

abbadon420,

A week?! I’ve sent a screenshot to my friends, I recieved a couple screenshots. Now it’s over. The whole thing couldn’t have taken more than a couple hours, netto it’s only a couple minutes.

TheRealLinga,

Is there any specific instance where us lemmings are sharing our wrapped lists? I think that would be fun

KepBen, in yes you too

I’d be lower right if I had that dope cone hat

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

wdym that’s literally you

TKRyer, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

That doggy is so thoughtful!

Mongostein, in Beardy bois

We all know that’s mold, right?

static_dragon,

So is blue cheese

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beardy bois

marmotworks,

Tiny lil zz tops

hunter2,

Most of us.

abbadon420,

No, it’s the christmas spirit

bobs_monkey,

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

lugal,

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

abbadon420,

Makes you feel all tingly inside

bobs_monkey,

These in particular, it’s that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn’t say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that’s your bag.

nodsocket,

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

Mongostein,

They’re all yours, bud!

FooBarrington,

THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re mold.

Viking_Hippie,

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

byroon,

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

Mongostein,

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

Viking_Hippie, in Cat and poop

Such majestic creatures!

Imgonnatrythis, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

Sure this works because they covered his foodbowl with it. He’s just trying to get his food.

GBU_28,

If it’s not mealtime it would be empty

suckaduck,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

My dog legit wipes her muzzle after drinking/eating. To bad she does it on my couch.

beSyl, (edited )

Ahaha. Fuck, spit my water. Thank you for the laugh.

PrivateNoob, in Beardy bois

Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

PowerGloveSoBad, in Beardy bois

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

Kase,

*until after

linuxgator, in Google "Work"space
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Never heard of Google Wave. Am intrigued.

linuxgator,
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

It was similar to what things like Teams turned out to be. But it was when things even like office online were in their infancy. Everyone knew that it would be great one day, but not until everyone was comfortable with each of its individual components.

lyam23,

IIRC many of the features were incorporated into Google docs. Realtime collaboration, etc…

linuxgator,
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, many were, or were independently re-developed, but never quite the same.

abbadon420, in His Spidey sense is tingling!

Why would you make the illusion of a “pile of coke” and than reveal that it’s just a thin layer of coke on a pile shaped thingy by writing in it?!

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That’s Coke brand flour. No responsible AI image generator would let you show spider-man sniff a pile of cocaine.

Kyrgizion,

Coci-Cola, to be precise.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, I asked it to make it Coke brand flour. It came up with Coci-Cola all on its own.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Of course it is. Well done.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. It’s literally what I gave the AI. My intentions were certainly not pure, but it was very very sensitive about what I typed in.

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