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FauxPseudo, in well grounded
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There is no Dana, only Zuul

kaipulla, in Feel the bass

Feel the bass up your ass.

Veedem, in well grounded
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These Hue light effects are getting crazy.

recapitated, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.

RegalPotoo,
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Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?

daltotron,

There’s that, there’s also just that they don’t go in very far, doesn’t work very well.

DragonTypeWyvern,

That’s why Supply Side Jesus sells grenades

m3t00, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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swimming in thoughts and prayers

474D, (edited ) in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

The person in blue clinging to the car who had to be yanked away… How do these people make it this far in life?

superduperenigma,

Because smarter people yank them away from the dangerous stuff.

jak,

Or the one who chased after his car, staying in perfect sandwiching position. These are all awful

Rootiest,
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Just the number of people staying in the road while cars all sliding all over like Disney on Ice is crazy.

You aren’t helping, get out of the way and let god sort it out before you get run over!

Wolf_359, (edited ) in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Floaters in the vitreous of the eyeball (aka clumps of your vitreous that got stuck together as your vitreous gel started to liquify, which happens naturally with age for everyone).

They’re normal if they appear gradually as you age. Most common in people with myopia. Can be caused by a variety of things including hits to the eyes or head, possibly by steroid eye drops, anything that increases the pressure in your eye, or just plain old aging.

They never go away but if you’re lucky they might “settle” or get stuck to the side. Never happens for a lot of people though, and they can be quite distressing for many people - especially for people who have many large and moving floaters.

Most mentally healthy people will neuro-adapt and they’ll become less noticeable over time. It can take about six months before this happens though and it does suck at first. I got some new ones after LASIK and I was pretty upset. Now I only notice them on light backdrops like snow or my shower. But even then I just notice them briefly and my thoughts quickly move elsewhere. No stress.

For people who are absolutely driven insane by a large number of them, there is a risky surgery to remove them, but if it goes wrong you can be looking at blindness so you definitely need to weigh your options.

The non-surgical laser treatment for floaters doesn’t work. It seems to maybe work for some people in the short term but most people report that it doesn’t help in the long term. It can even create more floaters or break up your big ones into many smaller ones that move more. The laser is also dangerous for younger patients because the floaters are closer to your retina when you’re younger. The laser can cause damage to the retina and it’s hard to avoid doing that when the floaters are close to it.

There are currently a couple groups researching how to get rid of them non-invasively. Last bit of news I saw said a group had been using gold flakes and a new type of laser to successfully and safely break them down. Personally, I will get mine treated if there is a non-invasive way to do so, but I’m not too bothered by them so I can wait for that.

Worth noting that if you suddenly get a lot of floaters and are feeling pain in your eyes or seeing bright flashes that look like a camera flash, you need to go seek medical attention immediately as these are signs of a retinal tear. Retinal tears are treatable but only if you go take care of them immediately. The consequences are not taking care of them quickly can be severe.

For most people, these are harmless and just a part of getting older. You’ll get used to them.

Kiernian,

For most people, these are harmless and just a part of getting older. You’ll get used to them.

I’ve had these since I was in preschool.

They’re far less pronounced (almost entirely absent, really) now in my 40’s than they were throughout my single digit years, but I still see them once in a great while

FlyingSquid,
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I’ve always had them too and I think they’re just as pronounced now, but I rarely notice them. Of course, right now I can’t stop noticing them.

teamevil,

Okay good I’m not crazy, I remember having them when I was a kid but now in my 40s I don’t.

TheRealKuni,

I think your brain learns to ignore them better at a certain point in life. So though you have fewer of them at a very young age, you notice them more because you haven’t filtered them out of your vision yet.

Mbourgon,

This part bears repeating, as you CAN lose vision in one eye (partial or ALL) due to this.

“ if you suddenly get a lot of floaters and are feeling pain in your eyes or seeing bright flashes that look like a camera flash, you need to go seek medical attention immediately as these are signs of a retinal tear. Retinal tears are treatable but only if you go take care of them immediately”.

afraid_of_zombies, in Existentialist Spagett

all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

Hempwick, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting

afraid_of_zombies, in Feel the bass

Berry White is going to get really popular soon.

jerrimu, in Get to work, crackheads

OP sais this " … steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras …"

deaf_fish,

They didn’t say that, but they definitely implied it. If OP said that, they would be getting a little visit from the police or FBI.

BigDanishGuy,

I’m sure that the US navy seals has already infiltrated OP’s house and neutralized the threat. Merely joking about destroying traffic cams definitely warrants this type of action. /s

dumpsterlid,

I mean, historically if you are black or a socialist or something else considered inherently dangerous by US conservatives than yes, something like this is unfortunately as absurd as it sounds, enough to trigger that kind of action. You have to be someone they already find suspicious though, not some rando on the internet.

Police are the dumbest and most violent demographic in the US.

starman2112, in Venus by Tuesday
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Even as the US hits record setting lows, the temperature of the planet as a whole remains above average. If it’s -20°F across the entire US, how hot must the rest of the planet be?

mob,

-20F? Where?

Rezeroed,
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It was experienced in Colorado.

Sagifurius, (edited )

which is normal for Colorado in January. It happens every winter. 10 degrees above the normal low for mid january.

starman2112,
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That was hyperbole, I don’t know if it’s been -20°F across the entire country at any one time, but there was a couple years ago when we had that big freeze and Texas almost died

But also gets that low in my own city sometimes

TokenBoomer,

Texas almost died

That’s good shit right there.

Sagifurius,

Fuck you cunt.

TokenBoomer,

Calm down. It’s just words.

Sagifurius,

Die in a fire

Sagifurius,

Are you a bot or just retarded?

psud,

If this were common, it would increase the Earth’s albedo, reducing warning

GardenVarietyAnxiety, in WW3 in a nutshell

Hey, it’s third eagle! This guy’s a character… I found out about him on a podcast back in 2011. He says the weirdest shit, but it makes for fun soundclips and supercuts.

youtube.com/

Thcdenton, in I do believe they exist

That’s some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.

Sammy, in Feel the bass
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Link? Sauce? Link tho?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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Sam, your son would like a word with you.

Buffalobuffalo,

Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested

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