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NegativeLookBehind, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

How much ammo does each gun have

GigaWerts,

asking the correct questions. No ammo means that the guns are useless.

Jackhammer_Joe, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Katana. Jeep. Body armor. Warerpurifier.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

Congrats 🤝… oh wait… god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky

Zink,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one

That’s the one you grab

0x4E4F,

Depends it’s a male or a female 😂.

joyjoy,

Why would that matter?

0x4E4F,

Well, I would rather touch a female’s cum covered hand 😁.

hardcoreufo,

How do you assert dominance over your rivals?

0x4E4F,

I would rather not have them 😂. If I’d have rivals, I’d just go for another girl.

Not really in the mood for dominance, I’m almost 40 😂.

Toneswirly, in Wretched souls

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

GuerrillaRodeo,

What the fuck man

skizzles,

Mustard, yes!

I love some good mustard potato salad.

MagicPterodactyl,

I’d eat her

starman2112, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dog, car, motorcycle, radio. Zombie apocalypses ain’t shit, I live in America. One dude is gonna bite someone and get turned into pink mist by every nearby CCW dude. Those would all be cool to have when we start rebuilding in a week

Zink,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

The best way to survive a disaster is to have someone else deal with it

Taleya,

You lot couldn’t even handle wearing masks, some dipshit is gonna tout zombeism as a natural cure

Sabre363, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Dog, first aid, axe, and water purifier.

The guns will depend entirely on ammo. Gasoline for the vehicles will go bad eventually, a diesel truck with 4 wheel drive would be better. The radio depends on other people also having radios. Everything else can either be easily found later or can be made given enough time.

Zink, in Anon does a little trolling
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Today was a good day because I minorly inconvenienced someone

slaacaa,

*I imagined minorly inconveniencing someone

MindSkipperBro12,

“You’re goddamn right.”

justlookingfordragon, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Machete, Water Purifier (provided it does not need electricity to work), German Shepherd and the tent. If the water purifier requires electricity, I’d opt for the body armor.

Stuff that requires fuel, electricity or ammo will become obsolete after a certain amount of time, so the flashlight, crossbow, motorcycle, chainsaw etc. only have limited use and become dead weight eventually. The first aid kit might help with “regular” injuries, but is likely useless against zombie bites getting infected with whatever virus is responsible for their mutation. The respirator mask is only useful if there’s something dangerous in the air, and will only stay useful until the filter gets too dirty / too old and needs to be replaced.

Ookami38,

The reality is that every item is finite if you can’t maintain it. Some are naturally longer lived than others (machete, fireaxe) but require sharpening and will eventually break. The better metric is what kind of utility it provides during its life, with a second metric for how easy it is to maintain. Something like the Jeep may only get you a week of functional time, but it’s going to allow you to set up so much easier.

idiomaddict, in Cat and poop

That’s a huge dump for his size

gibmiser, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

Delphia,

Yep. With those I can survive long enough to easily get the rest.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Slippery moisssstttt
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Are there layers to this I’m not getting? This is like an uncooked French fry

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is just an anti meme. A meme that subverts expectations by not being a meme at all.

Here’s another example of an anti meme

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/709b9aca-ee04-40f3-829a-496f8d821212.png

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Easy to fool

Yeah yeah, I know 😏. You should try my tongue action, it’s also considered high quality.

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

I Herby title you the scourge of ice cream cones

gibmiser, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4c192996-5c8e-4ee9-8bb0-846dab78e08f.jpeg

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it’s time for the real deal.

nova_ad_vitum,

The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

Steak,

The Big league!

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

congratulations on your new child

esserstein, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Purifier, Jeep, NVG’s, magically silent pistol. If pistol is just realistically suppressed, I’ll take the machete.

Water hard, gotta get around to loot, gotta see to loot, gotta be able to wack Z’s without too much ruckus.

This post brought to you by too much dayz.

Terminarchs, in Anon does a little trolling

If his max was $55 then he should have been ready to pay $55.

superduperenigma,

The OP: Hahaha I bet that guy is so upset!

The other guy: Ah, looks like someone else bid on that item. Glad I set my max to $55!

XEAL,

You bet on the very last seconds, everything else is just idiots inflating the price.

thiccdiccnicc,
@thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing infuriates me more than when somebody else has this same idea

Paddzr,

How would you know what his max was? Ebay doesn’t show that.

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

The guy saw the phone of the other guy.

Decoy321,

He did not.

Because this never happened.

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