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bdonvr, in Anon does a little trolling

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  • Rolder,

    Isn’t the idea that he saw it by looking over the guys shoulder? Not on the site itself

    bdonvr, (edited )

    lmao I’m dumb thanks

    Potatos_are_not_friends,

    Just typical greentext BS-ing.

    Also the stories they make are equally strange and incredibly specific for no reason.

    JimVanDeventer, in Wretched souls

    But… I like potato salad.

    *feels forehead

    Nooooooooooooo!

    blahsay, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    The only correct answer here is:

    • Jeep (mobility, storage and sleeping). Also height for scouting/shooting
    • Machete - very useful for close combat and as a survival tool if you know how
    • Ak47 (assuming ammo also provided). Excellent weapon, great range, stopping power and reliability, decent accuracy.
    • Night vision - if you’ve used these you know they provide an immense tactical advantage and can act as a flashlight too.

    All the rest are superfluous or easily buildable by yourself (eg water filter)

    Kecessa,

    After 500km the Jeep is useless for mobility

    blahsay,

    Siphon petrol. Any tube will work for instance the wiper tube

    Kecessa, (edited )

    Ok then, six months max if you always manage to find gas (you’re not the only one around siphoning it)

    blahsay,

    Why? There’s effectively infinite cars and gas tanks are sealed.

    I think an ev/solar setup would be better though. Use the jeep to find a house with solar and a battery then all you need is an ev and you’re laughing

    Kecessa,

    Gas doesn’t keep, it turns to varnish, that’s why starting a weed eater after winter is a pain, the carb is clogged from old gas turning to schmoo

    Ookami38,

    Nothing lasts forever. The utility you get short term from having transportation able to haul more than just yourself is IMMENSE for getting established.

    GBU_28,

    If you are in a highly populated area, without a support group, a 500km drive may be just the ticket to get to a safer location.

    You may also be shot up driving around, but we don’t know the details

    lightnsfw,

    Why not just take the vehicle you’re siphoning from then if they’re available?

    Ookami38,

    For as much shit as they get, jeeps are designed to be more rugged than most cars. Probably trade it on once you find an actually rugged vehicle, but it’ll be a better choice than most cars you’d find, i imagine.

    GiddyGap,

    The only item here that will be remotely useful longterm is the machete. All the other items will run out of gas, ammo, and battery quickly.

    MycoBro,

    An axe is more useful than a machete.

    GiddyGap,

    Sure. But they didn’t pick an axe, they picked a machete.

    Smokeydope, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Water purifier - clean water is essential

    Fire Axe - for fire wood collection as well as wood based structures for shelter and defense. Also it is a decent weapon that takes relatively little skill to effectively wield.

    German Shepard - loyal and lethal companionship, living thinking alarm bell, will instinctively assist in protection/attacking, could be trained to track game. Will gladly accept food scraps, the bones and flesh of my enemies, and pets as payment for services rendered.

    Body armor - reduces risk of infection through scratches to body as well as mild protection against various weapons. Also an added insulative thermal layer for the cold. Body plate can be replaced with old thinkpads as needed

    Smokeydope, in No nut November is finally over but...
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan

    gibmiser,

    What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.

    Glemek, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    Crossbow, respirator, fire axe, water purifier.

    Crossbow can reuse ammunition as long as you can find your bolts, and improvising shitty bolts is simpler than anyvother ranged weapon.

    If zombie plague is airborne, full mask respirator is gonna be essential.

    Fire axe is a decent survival and breaching tool, not really considering it a weapon.

    Water purifier essential so you don’t die of dysentery, or if the zombie plague is waterborne.

    GBU_28,

    If it’s airborne you’re toast, you gotta remove it eventually

    Glemek,

    It being airborne doesn’t mean its in all air everywhere all the time.

    GBU_28,

    Right but you don’t know the patterns, incredibly variable. Taking the mask to win on that condition is a total dice roll

    Glemek,

    Its a contingency, but if you need it, you really need it. I think I’d otherwise be fine with the other 3. My next choices are probably tent, body armor, first aid kit, flashlight, then NVGs.

    A tent would be useful, but tents are super common, I can probably loot one from somewhere. My current neck of the woods it wouldn’t really be necessary though.

    Body armor might help if I get surprised by one or two zombies and let me get away, but I reeeeally don’t want to be in melee with zombies. Even with body armor that could easily be a loss, especially if its not just one or two.

    First aid kit is useful, but unless a tourniquet can prevent zombification, its mostly gonna be for mundane stuff, blisters, scrapes, strains, and sprains. They are also commonly available and should be lootable. If not, most of its contents are probably improvise-able.

    Flashlight, genuinely useful but probably lootable, reliant on electricity, probably draws unwanted attention.

    NVGs, are cool and probably slightly useful. Going on the offensive against either zombies or other survivors is not in my game plan, I guess they could help hunt.

    All these seem to be somewhat limited in their utility. Whereas the respirator is either vital, or a light encumberance.

    Kolanaki, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

    RizzRustbolt,

    Jimmy Buffet fans.

    Tyfud,

    The worst kind of Zombie.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

    maiskanzler, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    I’m fine with three! Tent, Flashlight and Camera. That way I’ll have the easiest way out by being the sidecharacter who gets murdered during the exposition before it all goes to shit.

    CodexArcanum, (edited ) in Wretched souls

    Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋

    AgnosticMammal, in yes you too

    Digging the cyclops wolf

    sbv,

    Her name is Blinky

    Smokeydope, in What a steal
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    They came from one of the prototype layers of hell

    ReCursing, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    @ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

    First aid kit, water purifier, jeep, cb radio. I'm shit out of luck on my own so the radio is to find a survivor enclave, the jeep is to get there, the water purifier and medical supplies are to trade so they'll let me in.

    NorthWestWind, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

    Have you ever played zombie town? There’s nothing here that can deal with mutant zombies, so we are screwed.

    db2, in Anon does a little trolling

    Bullshit though… it’s $20 on Scamazon, $9 at GameStop and $6 on flEabay.

    CausticFlames,
    glibg10b,

    We have 15 months now?

    Bubonic,

    That and the PS4 wasn’t out in 2009, it came out in 2013.

    db2,

    Didn’t even notice. 💀

    db2, in Slippery moisssstttt

    Is it a smiling penis?

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