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SpermGoobler, in Wretched souls

Why does this feel like an scp

MNByChoice, in Wretched souls

Warm potato salad is great.

spoilerjust make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun. ___

uis, in Crocodile
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FuyuhikoDate, in THE DAY HATH COME

To be fair: this Posting has to much Quality und to be a shitpost… But on the other Hand, there is a lot of shit in this pic…

figjam, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

No bicycle?

TrickDacy, in Anon does a little trolling
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Fuck 4chan

mojo,

Why does this mass shooter alt right hell hole get posted anywhere at all

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Because they’re terminally online, even by nerd standards.

They walk among us.

Lepsea, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

I can’t really blame them because they didn’t give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call “the basement”

Ookami38,

Man, the katana would be a great pick if there wasn’t two better melee options that’ll outlast the katana and offer more utility.

reeen,

I considered the katana since they’re great for cutting exposed areas but honestly I’d rather just sharpen a long stick

RealFknNito,
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If we’re going on “brain damage to kill” rules you’re going to need to clean sweep their head off or find a way to the brain. As cool as it is, that’s a big ask for something designed for one swift body shot. I’d look for the spear since it’s the most effective peasant weapon and be real, we’re all about peasant skilled.

Korne127, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important
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Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober

match,
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How long do you gotta be locked up if you’re cumming from that

banneryear1868, in Anon does a little trolling

It’s funnier how this didn’t happen but is funny to them to imagine it did

Smokeydope, in I don't know how to title this
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The cat version of sitting down on the toilet only to find out the hard way that the seat is up

kosanovskiy, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Dog if trained, water purifier, fire axe, AK (if with bullets of around 250), otherwise a flashlight AK maybe priority since I know how to make my own ammo.

bi_tux,
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Someone who read the improvised munitions manual

Rodeo, in Cope

Inb4 OP gets scurvy.

caseyweederman, in yes you too

I shared this with my friend group and everybody immediately tagged themselves, with odd accuracy

Longmactoppedup, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Chainsaw Body armour Mask Shotgun

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grue, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

LOL, imagine thinking a motorcycle or jeep would do you any damn good (especially after the gas you can siphon from abandoned cars has gone bad), when what you really need is a bicycle. Bikepackers and touring cyclists will be the kings of the apocalypse.

Ookami38,

Assuming best case scenario (a new jeep is shat into my driveway with a full tank of gas) I think the jeep is a MASSIVE boon. It increases movement ability and hauling capacity, and can be used to clear many obstacles you’d otherwise have to go around. Is its life finite? Yes, but it’ll give you that leg up at the start of the situation that may very well set you up for success long term.

grue,

and can be used to clear many obstacles you’d otherwise have to go around.

I’m having trouble imagining any obstacle a Jeep could clear that a mountain bike couldn’t, but no trouble at all imagining the opposite.

Ookami38,

Anything blocking paths. Can’t move broken vehicles, downed trees, etc with a bike. Sure a bike can go around, but with a jeep, I can go through, and have space to haul a bike back.

youstolemyname,

The Jeep will break down before running out of gas anyways

Cypher,

There are diesel Kawasaki KLR motorcycles that will run on literally anything, not that they’re very fast but they would at least preserve your stamina for when you need it.

They’re also extremely robust and simple to repair.

ouRKaoS,

I’d still say the Jeep is better shelter than the tent, though not as portable.

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  • Shiggles,

    The earlier in the apocalypse, the more panicking humans running around, so you’re absolutely correct there. Unfortunately, depending on where you live and how early you realize what’s happening, the roads might be utterly jammed with no hope of getting away from population centers. The bike would be less of a tank, but you’ll almost certainly make it farther - but is that any good? Unless you’re confident in your ability to go full bear grylls, it might be best to just hunker down and make as little noise as possible for that initial pandemonium.

    I’d probably stay clear of basically anywhere that you’d wanna go in an apocalypse for those 72 hours, because everybody else has the same idea. Find somewhere with a second story, block or preferably destroy the staircase, and stay as quiet as possible while scavenging what you can.

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