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regbin_, in Not noice

Don’t talk to me if your average ratio is less than 1.0.

TealTallMachine,

My ratio is around 2.4 and that’s my proudest accomplishment for probably my entire life

regbin_,

I’m proud of you

HurlingDurling, in Yes
@HurlingDurling@lemmy.world avatar

Give it to ai to confuse the fuck out of it

Octopus1348,
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https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/02b9592c-3042-42dd-a039-f8a26672f9b1.jpeg

… then it just started yapping about similar images

https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/6a86d02b-3388-4db5-bb3c-8246a0dd6287.jpeg

A7thStone,

The front paws are not on the ground. FAIL!

TropicalDingdong, (edited ) in Hey, does this drink taste like quaaludes to you?

Gone too far…

Kidplayer_666,

Thanks for the invidious link lol. Rare to have people do it

Kidplayer_666,

Thanks for the invidious link lol. Rare to have people do it

can, (edited )

I clicked a url looking like that and it didn’t even play.

AgnosticMammal, in I just hate it when a relationship becomes too demanding. Sorry.

Yeah thought this was !badposting for a moment

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Just the name of that community alone is like all the red flags on earth being hoisted simultaneously

JoMiran, (edited ) in The four houses dads belong to.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Which is the Harbor Freight’s Warrior & Hecules house?

gdog05,

The house elves?

db2,

Master gave Dobby a brick!

Death_Equity,

It would be a hand tool you give it for freedom.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Fighting against Harbor Freight’s Chicago and Bauer houses?

JoMiran,
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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8b73b124-6f40-4093-9606-f7526020abe0.jpeg

wesker, in Male Loneliness
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Would you like to know more?

ummthatguy,
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https://y.yarn.co/b46cc47d-e97a-4225-9c91-5862656848ae_text.gif

sbv,

yes please

lugal, in Europe

Really?? Europe isn’t a country! It’s a continent! Why can’t you Yankies understand that?

YoorWeb,

Please be /s, Please be /s, Please be /s

lugal,

Did I forget to put it on the end? /s

random_character_a,
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    son_named_bort,

    Tell Drew Carey that.

    Samsy, in I finally found him

    I saw this picture with a lot of jokes. I like the: “he is getting all the reported for wrong password - messages”

    Anyway: Game of trunks?

    DaCrazyJamez,

    The war of the cat-5 kings?

    MasterNerd, in Europe
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    Isn’t Europe in England?

    Jorgelino, (edited )

    Nah man, it’s the other way around! The UK is in England. Europe is in London.

    lugal,

    Thanks! I always confused UK and US

    whinestone_cowboy, in Struggled to make it thru November? There's any easier way.

    I fucking love Jungle Jim’s!

    doingless, (edited )

    I’m there all the time, I live close to the Eastgate one. The original location is better but you can’t beat JJ’s!

    Edit: didn’t mean for this to be a Jungle Jim’s ad, it’s just a shitpost. Didn’t expect Lemmy to be familiar with a store with two locations, both in Cincinnati, OH (technically neither are). Hey cannabis will be legal in a week!

    Mango,

    I used to sleep in their parking lot!

    I could go for a chocolate coated scorpion about now.

    CraigeryTheKid,

    Is the monorail running?

    TheRealKuni,

    Hey cannabis will be legal in a week!

    Yeah but it’ll still be cheaper in Michigan. 😉

    Pulptastic,

    My mom came out to me in jungle Jim’s parking lot

    Sharpiemarker,

    Dozens of us!

    Jorgelino, (edited ) in Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.

    There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1fb987ae-d4ea-4f71-bcd7-929074de31dc.webp

    Daft_ish,

    Jesus, I’m parched.

    rubythulhu, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

    https://i.postimg.cc/Y9Jwwj8n/IMG-1227.jpg

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    The door to my home office:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2492b31e-65f6-4c4c-bcb9-3a123a0cd473.png

    ummthatguy,
    @ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar

    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTYxMzI5OTE4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEwNjA3OQ@@._V1_.jpg

    Right side needs this.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s exactly why I bought it. I’m a huge MSTie.

    I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they’d look into it. Who knows?

    Hux, in The four houses dads belong to.

    My tools?

    Wired: DeWalt

    Battery: Makita

    Pneumatic: Bosch

    Hand: whatever’s in the box…

    Duamerthrax,

    Wired and Pneumatic can be whatever.

    MisterD,

    I have Makita batteries that are 12 years old. Still work. Only now I’m thinking about getting new batteries

    originalucifer, in Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
    @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

    are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?

    the hollow ones always seem to taste better

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Chicago style deep dish Jesus.

    originalucifer, (edited )
    @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

    youre speakin my language, preach!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Needs more Jesus.

    originalucifer,
    @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

    you can find jesus within

    Catoblepas,

    The Cheesus Jesus is under the tomato sauce. Lurking.

    ScrollerBall,

    I thought he was like pull-apart bread

    Num10ck,

    he’s a cracker

    grue,

    Nah, you’ve got him confused with Supply-Side Jesus.

    RizzRustbolt,

    Trans-substantiation means that he levens in your stomach.

    IchNichtenLichten, in The four houses dads belong to.
    @IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

    No love for Porter-Cable?

    Boooooo.

    Death_Equity,

    Goblin magic is powerful but kept from the civilized world.

    lemming741, (edited )

    They’re being replaced by the zombie corpse of craftsman, basically discontinued

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