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Donjuanme, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

The way that tractor was scooting, there was ice under that snow

Mirshe,

There’s definitely a good layer of ice under there, given how that SUV at the start was moving after it got hit.

kittenzrulz123, in Feel the bass

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

synae,
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It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

Twinklebreeze, in WW3 in a nutshell

Silly songs with Larry isn’t as fun as I remember.

Darthjaffacake, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

😭

surewhynotlem, in Feel the bass

I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

OpenStars,
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Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P

Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D

kamenlady,
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Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.

LaserTurboShark69, in His true endgame

His honesty is refreshing

nexguy, in See? You still have a chance!
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That means 2.6 people find you attractive in every single square mile of land on Earth. Let’s make that 1 to account for children and elderly.

buzz86us, in See? You still have a chance!

They apparently don’t live near me.

And009,

They’re 3 miles away, rule

Glifted, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Nah these are “all-season” tires. People who use summer tires switch them out for winters when the snow drops

0x4E4F,
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Really? You wanna bet 🤣🤣🤣.

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

proctonaut,

Insurance claim season

Empricorn,

*Smart people, or those who care!

Altofaltception,

I swap out my all season tires for winter tires when the weather changes.

TheFriar,

Well I don’t drive

KpntAutismus,

you get driven around tho.

TheFriar,

Nah I live in da city booiiii

Case,

I don’t.

I don’t think they even sell winter tires here.

And if winter tires are the little studded ones… Yeah, those aren’t street legal here.

That being said, we tend to shut down the state if someone drops an icecube.

MechanicalJester,

Most aren’t studded and they do make a difference… But that was rink ice under snow.

Even the tractor got pushed around.

EmperorHenry, (edited ) in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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You forgot to draw the fire at the bottom and the demons using their tridents to force people down at the top.

EmperorHenry, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.

Draedron,

Not every crazy guy in other countries can get a gun

Syrc,

…but 7 out of 8 times it’s in the US.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in game ads be like:
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I think your ballpig is ripe

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Waffle Squarf
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Yes I will have some children consumé.

STRIKINGdebate2, in Cock check
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How is this social engineering actually?

TseseJuer,

drop em big boy

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