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krashmo, in WW3 in a nutshell

That is… really something

EvilEyedPanda,

Yeaaaaa…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Venus by Tuesday
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Earth’s just gotta drink more if its stream is weak. I mean that’s what I do

Slovene,

We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.

LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG does our jet stream pass through a UTI too??

beebarfbadger, in Hund

Huuuuuuuuuund

feedum_sneedson, in Cock check

What was I just saying about hexagons? Case absolutely closed.

RalphFurley, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

I’m so relieved the comments validated what I thought this was about, and I’m not alone :)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Cock check
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You left out corkscrew

TseseJuer,

🦆

Smoogs, in Why is this so hard

Tip: distress the edge by pulling at it. This causes the sides to separate. Sometimes you gotta create a tear to get them to separate enough to get it

solidgrue, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

AnonWyo,

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Slovene,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

tigeruppercut,

Quantity surveying?

Slovene,

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

suction, in His true endgame

Still better than another Trump presidency

TseseJuer,

wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy

lugal, in Cock check

🗿

p1mrx, in The duality of Lemmy

How do you run out of spells?

That’s like “the server’s down because we ran out of code.”

thesporkeffect, (edited )

If you are a classical wizard you have a limited number of spell slots that you have to prepare in the morning. When you use those up you become a highly educated regular nerd.

Warlocks get less spell diversity but much less limitations on how often they can cast spells.

name_NULL111653,

The “cannon” explanation is that it uses so much energy to channel magic that, after a few major spells, you’re entirely exhausted to the point of collapsing if you were to try to push it beyond what you’re capable of. As you learn and practice it becomes easier and you can make greater physical changes to the universe, but there’s still a limit and it’s still incredibly tiring.

youCanCallMeDragon, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

occhionaut,

just double tap the vagus nerve and left temple at the same time

Steamymoomilk,

Close both eyes for 3 seconds for screenshot

hakunawazo,

Does it come with a shutter sound?

WoahWoah, (edited ) in Venus by Tuesday

I would tell this asshole to shut his stupid mouth, but my teeth froze together. I’ve got one finger left still working. Help me…

And also, it’s usually way colder than this here, and while it’s frigid, I’m fine. Happy even. I live in one of the parts that is supposed to be cold, and this is a nice regression to normal.

sentient_loom, in His true endgame
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.

HonkTonkWoman,

Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

crusa187,

All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider

corus_kt,

A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget

objectionist, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

i only ever see these when i look up at the sky

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I work at a specialized manufacturer, and we have a light table for inspecting parts. If you look at the table surface you’ll find floaters you didn’t even know about. It’s freaky how many there are.

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