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crawancon, in Cock check

…hexagon?

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Yeah you’re covered with the second one It’s a ❤️

Sticker, in Hund

Wannabe Pinocchio

knobbysideup, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought I was just weird.

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean you aren’t weird.

RizzRustbolt, in The duality of Lemmy

I really dislike AI pixelart.

CarbonIceDragon, in Cock check
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Sharks, snakes, and lizards be like: 😯

mazigoth,

😏

tkk13909, in Cock check

😯

yesman, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.

Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.

XEAL,

I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

lugal,

Jokes on you, there ain’t no apostrophe

RaoulDook,

Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

nxdefiant,

Perhaps he is addressing the jokes directly.

brbposting,

That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.

Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

American education system.

shasta, in Peak organization

I understand the joke, I think. But what do the devil and Jesus have to do with it? If either one of them is evil it’s what Jesus is saying, so that can’t be it. What am I missing here?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s just a common shitpost format out there that’s playing off of those unironic religious posts that you might see on FB or something. I see good/bad get flipped back and forth as part of the joke.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-child-will-x

Octopus1348, in The duality of Lemmy
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Is that Eternity?

fogstormberry,

it is. I was so confused why just one post had smaller text. otherwise it completely blended into my feed

Gabu, in Get to work, crackheads

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who don’t follow vehicle operation laws and safety deserve to be punished severely.

IGuessThisIsForNSFW, in Taste the Pain

Yeeeees let the XRA memes flow!

MrNesser, in Cock check

4/6

Pinklink, in Cock check

👍❤️🤣

late_night,
@late_night@sopuli.xyz avatar

Small curved hexagon, got it

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Profound

Fubarberry, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
@Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp, though:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f63d0c2a-31ac-4677-aede-a397b7538f03.jpeg

Source: The Oatmeal

c0mbatbag3l,
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Viking_Hippie,

😘👌 🤣

jaybone, in The duality of Lemmy

I’m not out of smells.

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