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RizzRustbolt, in I do believe they exist

puts on Merzbow

honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww

0x4E4F,
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A late good friend of mine was a mad fan.

PerogiBoi, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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I got grounded for insisting I saw these when I was younger. I am now vindicated 😎

kratoz29,
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This seems like a very… Odd reason to get grounded.

Sombyr,

Some parents are weird. I once got grounded because I left my room, forgot something, and went back in to get it. Wasn’t even going anywhere or doing anything important. Just randomly got yelled at and grounded.

PerogiBoi,
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With my parents it was either agree that they’re right or be punished.

Sombyr,

My dad was like that. I remember a moment where my dad couldn’t understand the solution to the Monty Hall problem, so I tried to explain it to him and instantly got yelled at and sent to my room for contradicting him.

PerogiBoi,
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Let’s never repeat this bullshit narcissism to our kids if we choose to have em.

Sombyr,

Are you coming onto me?

Ah, just kidding. In seriousness though, I’ve chosen not to have kids on account of being so mentally fucked up by my childhood that I don’t want to put a kid through having me as a parent.

Although luckily my dad did mellow out with age. He’d kinda also been equally fucked up by his own childhood and refused to seek help until I’d left, my mom left, and later my old sibling left, and I refused to speak with him anymore. Last year I got a massive, 4 page, single spaced apology from him for everything he’d done, so luckily things are looking up at least.

PerogiBoi,
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That’s good to hear at least that your dad somewhat came around. Mine left the family and sued us (lost but cost me tens of thousands in legal fees) and ran off with all the money. He now has a second family.

smeg, (edited )

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.

This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin

TheRealKuni,

I wish I’d known this before I heard it in Ted Lasso, but damn that episode was good regardless.

feedum_sneedson,

I pronounced “nuclear” wrong.

pastaPersona, in It’s all about changing your perspective.

Life is cavitappi

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I like using these instead of penne with the penne ala vodka. Fuck I might be cooking that tonight or sounds really good

ieightpi, (edited ) in I do believe they exist

Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean? And how do you apply that to a meme?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I’ve seen). Though you can add text to mean something.

Shellbeach,

I mean … like that?

Pat_Riot, in I feel the actual inflation
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Stop trying to make me feel good about inflation.

byroon, in Bait your mind

This mf said eyaculate

ButtermilkBiscuit,

Bone apple tea

WheelcharArtist, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

fuck you :)

GrammatonCleric, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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  • surewhynotlem,

    Don’t melt

    AnonWyo,

    Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

    Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

    Dagwood222,

    When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…

    BreadOven, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

    Airborne ebola?

    doingless, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

    Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

    MaoZedongers,

    All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.

    MeatPilot, in See? You still have a chance!
    @MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

    Would that classify me as a “kink”?

    Pika, (edited ) in Thank the EU there’s a prominent “Reject” button nowadays

    I Just disable cookies by default or have it session only cookies. Back before Firefox supported Auto rejecting or accepting prompts natively I used to use one of those. It would accept the cookies however since it only allowed session based cookies when I closed my browser It would delete them all.

    Godric, in a story in two parts

    Anyone recommend a good Mastodon app for android?

    Kalcifer,
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    I use Tusky.

    sawdustprophet,
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    I’ve used the official Mastodon app, and Tusky. Both work well, but I haven’t really done a deep dive into features.

    therealjcdenton, in The giga crystal
    MeatPilot, in Get to work, crackheads
    @MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

    ComradeKhoumrag,
    @ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

    5.5lbs of copper is apparently about 20$ worth

    MycelialMass,

    What is that? Like 1 crack?

    Death_Equity,

    Like 4.

    Emerald, (edited )

    I should make a website that shows crack prices across the usa on a map. I could open it up to submissions and build a dataset of what people charge for crack. Then get a perfect business plan. Corner the crack market. Oh wow I know what im gonna do with the rest of my life!

    Death_Equity,

    Crack is cheap unless you are in the nice suburbs. Not much variation in price otherwise.

    Your competition would not take kindly to your business. See inner city violence.

    Schadrach,

    Even ignoring the likelihood of being murdered, illegal drug arbitrage is going to be low margin for the amount of risk involved. Most of the profit is with the manufacturers and distributors.

    Death_Equity,

    You can only get cocaine from the South American cartels. No local production with vertical integration is impossible. You can only cut into street level as a producer and direct customer interface is the only viable business model. That competition would be a direct with likewise retailers. Yes, buying from the producers of raw material and locally producing the finished good has a considerable profit margin, but your direct competition is established brands that have no problem capping a fool stepping on their block. Distancing yourself from the customer-facing business only decreases profit margin and risk, but unavoidable turnover would mandate a more direct customer interface in order to maximize profit margins by absorbing considerable risk.

    SpiderShoeCult,

    this guy supply chains

    Emerald,

    then I won’t sell in the neighborhood. I’ll start a website, getgoodcrack4me.biz

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir.”

    Emerald,

    But that doesn’t mean that you’d get the full $20 if you take it to a scrapyard. Still pretty good though. A relative of mine searches dumpsters for metal stuff and gets good money selling it to scrapyards. They have a job and good money. I think they just do it as a sidehustle and for fun

    feedum_sneedson,

    That can’t be true, that seems incredibly cheap.

    Asidonhopo, (edited )

    Wait I can buy 5 lbs of copper for 20 dollars? Making ingots sounds like a blast. Or coinage!

    Edit: this is high quality copper, right?

    guiguinofake,

    Dude is about to write a complaint letter to crackhead-nasir

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