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ExLisper, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

I love Dune!

768,

trade must flow

HEXN3T, in The four houses dads belong to.
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We are a cheap garbage household 💪💪💪💪💪

Death_Equity,

Mudblood.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in The four houses dads belong to.
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Huh… Which school are HART and Hyper Tough from if it’s not Hogwarts? 🤔

Death_Equity,

Back of the package instructions for gags bought from a muggle magic shop found in a Vegas airport school of wizardry.

All of their alumni can be found performing at swap meets before AA meetings, I mean defense against dark potions class.

0x4E4F, in Just do it.
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My wife already has my credit card info.

5714,

ok, boomer

0x4E4F, (edited )
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You wanna ask her if she likes me? Cuz she doesn’t hide it.

5714,

www.wikihow.com/Ask-for-a-Divorce

'tis not the 1800s anymore.

0x4E4F,
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It’s not that simple, we have a kid and I don’t wanna share him.

5714,

You’re gonna have that talk anyway, so why don’t do it on your own terms. There’s still options to pursue your romantic aspirations with people, also are you really sure you’re not already sharing the child, given that you perceive the relationship as unromantic?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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Yes, we are sharing… we just live together… with our son. The difference is, I can be with him whenever I want.

That talk has already been talked. We live together, that’s it. She doesn’t want me seeing anyone, so I don’t. I don’t wanna stir things up, it just leads to quarels, and I really don’t have the nerves for more of that… there has been enough of that, I’m trying to live in piece with my son.

Sweetpeaches69,

I was just looking through the comments, and I came across this thread. I just wanted to say I’m sorry for what you’re going through. I hope you find peace and happiness.

0x4E4F, (edited )
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I am at piece and happy. I get to live with my son without having to share him. That brings me more joy than a divorce and being free of her ever would.

I did actually try and divorce her. He was miserable… so was I. I asked her to get back together again. She knew the reason, but agreed anyway… maybe because she knew it was better that way, for the kid.

Sweetpeaches69,

Well, that’s good, then. Cheers!

casmael, in You can only pick one

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

WarmSoda,

My question is how would you know exactly how to play a song but not be able to play any instruments. That doesn’t make any sense.

If you know how to play the chords for the verse, chorus and bridge then you know how to play it on guitar.

can,

Not if you don’t know which strings to press and where.

Shotpun,

As soon as you learn the instrument you know how to play every song on it, but that doesn’t mean you have the skill necessary to play it

MagnyusG,

Muscular dystrophy.

WarmSoda,

Oh good one. Didn’t think about that.
Or paralyzed from the neck down.

Scribbd,

I think it would be like drawing. If you don’t have aphantasia and have an epic image in mind, and basically only be able to put it down in stick figures.

In this case, you might know what strings to press and how hard to strum those strings. But you still need to get your fingers on those strings without tangling them and know how to pluck and strum them.

WarmSoda,

Oh man, as an artist and musician I feel this

taiyang, in The four houses dads belong to.

Timely! I was gifted into House Milwaukee this holiday season. I guess the sorting hat did it’s thing. Hope to learn a lot of useful wizardry, I’ve got a door frame to fix.

Cris_Color,
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Lol, yep I got gifted into the same house.

I’m sending well wishes on your wizarding journey!

Vrtrx, in Europe

But I can see some parts of Africa at the top. What a shitty map 😡😡

lugal,

-.- it literally says that it a map of Europe

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Europe
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MapsWithoutNZ

lugal,

MapsWithMadagascar

odium, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

That’s Captain Raynolds Galactica!

match,
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And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

Talaraine,
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No one expects the Reaper Inquisition

tacosanonymous, in *Porcelain shatters*

I hate everything about this.

clubb, (edited )
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I love everything about this.

captain_aggravated,
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I don’t know, “Frighteningly sudden” has a certain magic to it.

occhionaut,

I want it to startle me awake like a dozing dog

robdor,

For every one you don’t buy I will buy 10.

stoy, in The four houses dads belong to.

My dad rejected those answers, instead, he chose something different, he chose… Festool!

nxdefiant,

I guess when you have Malfoy money you can afford to go full death eater.

HootinNHollerin, in The four houses dads belong to.

FYI there are adaptors for all of these batteries so you’re not actually stuck. I got one on Amazon

Voyajer,
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Just make sure whatever tool/battery combo you end up using still some sort of battery protection. Most brands have it in the tool but a few have it in the battery.

JoMiran, in I finally found him
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I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

Vash63,

Yeah this is definitely from a decommission of something not an installation.

owatnext, in The four houses dads belong to.

Ryobi is garbo.

Pistcow,

Harbor Frieght is the Ikea of the tool world.

Riccosuave,
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Well said 👏

Exusia, (edited ) in I finally found him
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He’s gonna install that rod PDU through my screen when he sees the abomination that is my folder structure

E-Corrected name of object

netburnr,
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That “rod” is a PDU. Very heavy and very sharp edges sometimes

Viking_Hippie,

Personal Donking Unit?

nxdefiant,

better: power distribution unit.

Viking_Hippie,

Ooh, it’s a +3 Staff of Equal Opportunity? I’ve always wanted one of those!

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