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MacNCheezus, in Drive into anything
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That left front wheel… ooof

db2,

And it was like that the whole way which means it’s likely why flying down an embankment happened in the first place.

june,

Yep, looks like it was already fucked before going off the road up above.

GBU_28,

Yeah all told the driver and the car did great. Good job to luck showing up as well

sukhmel, (edited )

To me it looks like the wheel was dragged by the ground on the way down, and only after the jump in the end it got shaped like a nope

Edit: rewatching it makes me uncertain, though. Maybe the original is the only way to be sure ¯_(ツ)_/¯

moody, in recycling beauty trends

Is there anybody, literally anybody, who thinks lips like that look attractive? She looks like she’s been punched in the mouth one too many times.

stochasticity, (edited )

There’s a lemmy community dedicated to it

Edit: found it: lemmynsfw.com/c/bimboliplovers

zanyllama52,
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

Maybe (assuming this is real) this is the look she always wanted. Who knows?

stoy,

Probably those who get them…

Gebruikersnaam,
@Gebruikersnaam@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, I like them and also want to get them one day. So n is at least 1. In the end you should do body mods because you like them, not because others do…

Noodle07,

Body modding is lame, i want horns damn it

0ops,

And thus, ska was born

ArcaneSlime,

Like subdermal horn implants?

Noodle07,

No, I want actual horns that look like horns

Chickenstalker, in Fuck the balloon police

Most countries require a hot air balloon pilot license. Don’t fuck with the FAA. They will ruin your life.

peopleproblems,

and if the FAA don’t get you, and you are using radios, the FCC might get you. And if the FCC get you, the FAA get you.

Don’t fuck with the FAA. It’s not a fair fight. And we will lose more and more fun things to do as commercial drones take over.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

What happened to the FBB?

Trashboat,
@Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The Federal Boobie Bureau? They’ve got better stuff to do

xX_fnord_Xx,

Indeed; their hands are full.

Trashboat,
@Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn I wish I’d used that ahaha

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Haven’t they just suffered a major data leak recently?

xploit, (edited ) in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

*American

Still watched and liked MASH in my country in 90s as a kid (although not my choice) enough to introduce my wife to it a year ago and she enjoyed it too, having never heard of it. No clue what the other 2 things even are.

cashews_best_nut,

Defo American. I don’t know any of them (Brit).

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Niko it's your cousin
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is fantastic & I love it, but having looked at this at work, I have say tag this as NSFW next time please. Lol.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t bowl at work? I’m sorry.

tias,

If it’s not safe for work, then how can there be staff working at the bowling alley, hmm?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Right?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m sorry too, friend.

elcheaponcod, in Sorry guys
negativenull, in A murder at the church

They aren’t call “a murder” for nothing!

yojimbo, in IT support work be like

As somebody who did IT support - the last two seem perfectly normal to me:

  • Computer “forgot passwords” - obviosly the man is using different browser than regular and it ain’t filling in his passwords. Maybee diferent profile in the same browser? Is he using the same account as usual?
  • Wind blowing away wi-fi. She is likely connected to the internet through a point-2-point wifi connection and there may be a tree or something along the way messing not wifi signal in her house but her connectivity to the outside. I’d refer her to her ISP, just instruct her to formulate the question a bit better.
datelmd5sum,

And many Americans seem to call their cellular internet connection “wifi” and that can definitely be affected by the weather.

YoorWeb, (edited )

This meme seems to be from the times of WinXP, when browsers didn’t remember passwords.

Blackmist,

The password one is also when they’re on the wrong site and now they’ve just typed all their passwords and account names into microsoftoffice365.scammer.ru

fat_stig,

I worked at a software developer, occasionally doing support. Had a call from a customer following up on a ticket, I looked at the record and the salty dude who took the original call had written:

Caller asked me to tell him where he saved his file. I told him “well if you can tell me where I parked my car this morning, I might be able to help you.”

Quality wasn’t a big thing with our software, the senior developer was a stoner who was off his head most of the time, others were either clueless or too busy on side hustles to give a fuck. Amazingly we developed engineering software that was used by amongst others, the atomic weapons establishment in the UK and Buckingham Palace. Happy days.

Blackmist,

Hey, at least your bugs didn’t result in the prosecution of 700+ sub-postmasters. Silver linings and all that.

Valmond,

Even the first one.

The mouse is moving. It’s potentially the mouse-pointer that is not moving.

Seriously.

On a side note, love you IT guys 💖 and it seems that if you ask nicely if they have time, they’ll listen and if you try to do your best they’ll be all over it to help you out the best they can.

ElBarto, in Creamy centres
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka,

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t it obvious?

cashews_best_nut,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

cashews_best_nut,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

superbirra, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I know how to recycle my trash

superbirra,

much appreciated!

EvokerKing,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

TheBlue22, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

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Dude is creating a memetic kill agent or something

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I’m German and I think I just had a stroke.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That means it worked exactly as intended.

Player2,

That’s just the total message limit for one chat

AttackPanda, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

If only they paid $14 billion, it would have included the base64 to image capability.

UnderpantsWeevil, in How I cannot be worry??
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Explaining this diagram to a guy in the middle of a plane crash, but he just keeps screaming and pounding at the windows.

CaptPretentious,

In the afterlife, first thing he’ll say is 'Don’t EVEN say it…"

N0body, in Also, the doors actually open.

The horn plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

cmhickman358,

It can still play Dixie, but it would be Tennessee Ernie Ford’s Union Dixie instead

Viking_Hippie,

I vote it plays Tennessee Whiskey

sag, in Just a lil bit
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

What if you get more than 1000 upvotes?

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Death by a thousand orgasms.

I see this as an absolute win.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Would reposting count

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