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Demuniac, in Microchips

It’s funny how these things go sometimes.

At work we had an anti vaccine person who followed her “let them push your body full of these poisons” by going outside to get a smoke.

They usually don’t think things through much.

PeregrinoCinzento, (edited ) in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

"You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location.
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door."

  • Futurama

And the original behind The Scary Door:

“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That’s the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!”

Or:

“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge.”

There’s one or two more intro texts.

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Kolanaki, (edited )
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Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon’s been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?

  • Golden Earring
Tikiporch,

Never actually knew the lyrics to that song. Just mumbles until the last word of each line.

Sagifurius,

Turn down the bass turn up the treble

WashedOver, in We were warned.
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It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…

FlyingSquid,
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This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

Wermhatswormhat,

Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

I would opt for the crossbow, machete and axe then use those to commendeer better equipment. Specifically that choice of weapons because axe is useful for chopping trees, machete is a weapon that doesn’t require ammo and it’s a lot easier to make crossbow arrows than bullets. Also take the night vision goggles in the off chance they’re the super high tech kind and not the ir lighting based kind because you’ll never just “find” one of those otherwise. Then use that stuff to basically steal everything on this list and more.

konalt, in We were warned.
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Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky

FlyingSquid,
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Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?

JackiesFridge,
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Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’

Ryan213, in Damn it not again
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My boss: here’s some expired Advil, now get back to work.

ummthatguy, in We were warned.
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SasquatchBanana, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

What’s Man doing here?!??

cmbabul, in We were warned.

Where is Dr Topper?

FlyingSquid,
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Look, we could spend all day naming Dr.s they left out…

cmbabul,

Fair but this is still Dollar General erasure

tacosanonymous, in We were warned.

Okay but zevias are great.

squiblet, in We were warned.
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My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s

FlyingSquid,
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There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.

squiblet,
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I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.

Got_Bent, in We were warned.

Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.

alquicksilver,
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It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.

TIMMAY, in ...did everyone get this?

that’s so long from now though

billiam0202, in We were warned.

Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

ZeroCool,

a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

EpeeGnome, in We were warned.

I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.

FlyingSquid,
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Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.

recapitated, (edited )

It doesn’t take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.

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