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Thteven, in Burrito bae
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Is that The Toddler?

Ghostalmedia, (edited )
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The best taco trucks have all the lesser known meats. Cabeza, lengua, and niña pequeña.

tubaruco, in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes

where shitpost

where funny

fossphi,

Yeah, this seems to be devolving into another funny meme community :/

tubaruco,

the post wasnt even a meme though, it was just a video of some guy on a snowboard

EdibleFriend, in How to keep a man
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

Bristlecone,

Boiled?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Steamed?

Decoy321, (edited )

Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

chatokun,

I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.

Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.

EdibleFriend,
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Omfg that’s it.

Mirshe,

Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.

grendel,
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Missed opportunity for kholodets.

victorz,

Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf

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menemen,
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Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.

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  • DonkeyShot,

    Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!

    Ookami38,

    Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

    Igloojoe,

    I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!

    sxan,
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    I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…

    independantiste, (edited ) in How to keep a man
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    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

    norgur,
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    That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

    There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

    Bakkoda,

    Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

    WhiteOakBayou,

    Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.

    hydrospanner,

    It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.

    Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.

    Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.

    norgur,
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    Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?

    TimewornTraveler,

    hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂

    bdonvr,

    That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it

    JustMy2c,

    And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

    Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

    hungryphrog,

    At least that looks edible.

    Tier1BuildABear,
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    You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you

    AgentGrimstone,

    This looks 10x better than the OP

    menemen,
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    If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

    independantiste, (edited )
    @independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

    Ookami38,

    At least it has some color lol

    nixcamic,

    This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.

    independantiste,
    @independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I think it’s more about the second picture

    Aremel,

    What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

    WeeSheep, in How to keep a man

    I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
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    How to keep a man on his toes

    CubbyTustard,

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  • reversebananimals,

    thematically soft

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    Viking_Hippie,

    Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie…

    iAvicenna,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    I spent my last minute trying to understand the role of word thematically in that sentence.

    Christmas? Sex? Who knows…

    Ookami38, (edited )

    I think they’re saying the whole meal has a “soft” texture. The theme of the meal is soft, thus it’s thematically soft.

    nixcamic,

    I dunno I don’t think a meal completely devoid of texture is what most texture first people go for.

    bobs_monkey,

    I’ll be the one to say it: kraft dinner is a bastardization of mac and cheese. Stouffer’s is a little better, but the milky-watery cheese powder glop is nasty as hell.

    juliebean,

    with all due respect, kraft dinner is in fact the most valid mac and cheese. other cheap boxes of noodles and cheese powders are also acceptable. real cheese has no place in mac and cheese.

    chetradley, in A long and distinguished family

    Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.

    ieightpi,

    I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn’t plan this lol

    Viking_Hippie,

    That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It’s like veganism, but less obsessive.

    criminalunicorn, (edited )
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    Animal carcasses are not vegetarian… Things like milk, eggs and honey (honey can be questionable) would be classed as vegetarian. Essentially anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.

    Viking_Hippie,

    anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.

    That would explicitly NOT include gelatin, which is made from the hooves and the like of animals already slaughtered for the parts people eat. Literally no one is slaughtering animals to make gelatin.

    Strawberry,

    It would also decidedly not include pork tenderloin, which is made from the tenderloin of animals already slaughtered

    Viking_Hippie,

    Now you’re just being wilfully obtuse.

    Zekas,

    Mate. The animal has to die for the product to get made. There’s such a thing as avoiding waste: You wouldn’t slaughter an entire horse and just use the hooves, nor would you chop a chicken for just the wings. You use as much as you can. Stuff like gelatin usually has multiple source animals precisely because it’s made of what used to be wasted. There isn’t a way to extract these things without causing serious injury or death to the animal, ergo it is very much not vegetarian.

    Viking_Hippie,

    The animal has to die for the product to get made

    The animal has already died to make another product. There’s no additional animals killed to make gelatin.

    There’s such a thing as avoiding waste

    Exactly. Using the extra parts to make gelatin rather than just throwing them away is avoiding waste.

    You wouldn’t slaughter an entire horse and just use the hooves, nor would you chop a chicken for just the wings. You use as much as you can

    Yes, that’s what I’m saying!

    Stuff like gelatin usually has multiple source animals precisely because it’s made of what used to be wasted

    As opposed to killing any extra animals for gelatin. How the fuck can you keep disagreeing with the point you’re DESCRIBING in the affirmative??

    There isn’t a way to extract these things without causing serious injury or death to the animal

    You just described at length how no animal is killed for gelatin and as such using gelatin doesn’t involve any additional deaths versus NOT using gelatin. It’s not that difficult to understand…

    zalgotext,

    By your logic, do you consider ground meat to be vegetarian? Animals aren’t slaughtered specifically for ground meat, it’s made of the extras, off-cuts, and all the bits that typically won’t get eaten, in a very similar vein as how gelatin is made.

    Zekas,

    Well trolled. I don’t know why I bothered.

    TWeaK,

    There’s no real question with honey. Honey is vegetarian, but not vegan.

    Vegetarian = does not eat animals, vegan = does not eat animal products.

    Strawberry,

    last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree

    Viking_Hippie,

    None of those things are meat, no. Meat = muscle tissue. Bones, hooves and connective tissue are not muscle tissue.

    Cornucopiaofplenty,

    Hmm yes, I’m sure the average vegetarian would make that petty distinction

    Viking_Hippie,

    It’s not a petty distinction, it’s an accurate and meaningful one: when I eat meat, an animal has been slaughtered for that purpose. When I eat or otherwise use gelatin, no animal has been slaughtered for that purpose as those parts are byproducts of animals already dead. Thus, no animal is killed for gelatine

    Strawberry,

    I mean this implies that brain, blood, tripe, cheek, etc are vegetarian

    asteriskeverything, (edited )

    It’s actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies or certain medications because it requires an animal byproduct to make.

    Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don’t have to kill an animal to enjoy it.

    Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it’s they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens. Some vegans won’t get vaccines if they contain egg protein.

    Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)

    And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don’t like the taste or texture of meat!

    Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It’s interesting how much variety they can have.

    Emerald, (edited )

    Some vegans won’t get vaccines if they contain egg protein.

    Vegan here, that seems a little extreme, and I haven’t heard of any vegan who does that. Also for many vaccines they make egg-free variants anyways. There are not really many good excuses to not get vaccinated if you ask me

    Waraugh,

    What about all the people that don’t know to ask you?

    BlemboTheThird, in A long and distinguished family

    dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

    Slovene,

    OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

    jaybone,

    Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

    TWeaK,

    Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.

    Kolanaki, in I'm not picky...
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    Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

    drislands,

    No silly, that’s the blue M&M.

    Vej, in How to keep a man

    I don’t get it, what am I missing?

    bobs_monkey, (edited )

    Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?

    Vej,

    No, but I don’t understand what I am looking at either.

    MsPenguinette, in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

    One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

    rockSlayer,

    Goodness, I can’t imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It’s hard work not doing anything all year!

    UraniumBlazer, in Pray for their safety

    Acshually, “escalators” are a subset of “stairs”. They would’ve known this had they paid attention during math class 🤓

    wigginlsu,

    I used to know that. I still do, but I used to, too.

    Rubanski,

    If you integrate stairs you get escalator

    Funkytom467, (edited ) in Do not overeat!
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    Food gives you energy after your body process it.

    If you want quick energy take a sugary snack, but don’t expect it to last.

    If you want energy for the day take a full meal, but then you need some chilling time for your body to digest.

    Such are the trades of life my friend.

    P.S. That cat has the purrfect expression though.

    HoodieGyaru,
    @HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    So if I eat a sugary snack and then a full meal will I not get food coma anymore? 🤔 🧐

    Beldarofremulak,

    A full meal mixed with sugar is fast food so it would be like after eating mcdonalds

    HoodieGyaru,
    @HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Mmm, so I should eat McDonald’s everyday for constant energy then. 😋

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Wait a minute you might be on to something, is that what desserts are for?

    HoodieGyaru,
    @HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    You’re right! So desserts are compulsory for every meal now then. 😋

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, glad we could establish that, it’s a rule now!

    BossDj,

    Many people drink coffee after their meal!

    rmuk, in I'm not picky...

    Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

    NatakuNox,
    @NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

    Your gyms don’t have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

    DrMango,

    Usually we just bring them in our water bottles

    NatakuNox,
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    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

    Wilzax,

    They’re at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

    PennyJim,
    @PennyJim@lemmy.world avatar

    Look at the M on their chest, I think it’s a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume

    misophist,

    The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

    So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

    victorz,

    Holy crap the detailed analysis which has no relevance to the punchline 😆 Love the internet ❤️

    Imgonnatrythis, in Beef Liners

    I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog’s mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn’t steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I also need a therapist after reading that … and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.

    I_Fart_Glitter,

    A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we’d hear “Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!” and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.

    dingus, (edited )

    Yeah, it’s a lot more common than you’d think. My mom’s dog is like that as well. Been quite a few embarrassing times unfortunately.

    I_Fart_Glitter,

    It sucks because it’s horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can’t just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.

    Poggervania, in Not noice
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    You stop seeding because you are selfish.

    I stop seeding because I am selfish.

    We are the same.

    balderdash9,

    Had to read that twice lol

    Killer,

    I stop seeding because otherwise i can’t have a good ping

    HappyFrog,

    Ergo, selfish

    Killer,

    No one is missing my 23 kb/s upload

    saigot, (edited )

    If you play around with the qol settings in your router you can mitigate that.

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