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BustinJiber, in How to keep a man

If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

hungryphrog,

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

JustMy2c,

Not if he ate the same stuff before as well

0x4E4F, in R.I.P.

Uuuu, OPs a blackhat 😁.

ZeroCool,
KpntAutismus,

“We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!”

-shaggy or some guy idk

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Cereal Killer. As in Froot Loops?

thisbenzingring, in Northern star gang

I haven’t used a compass in years except to prove I knew which direction the building was in for my boss.

Knowing when specific stars are at night and where the sun is (where shadows point) will tell you where north is. Knowing this stuff is why I can’t really get lost. One time I tried but even in dense forest, the shadows never lie

baseless_discourse,

PSA, never go into a dense forest thinking “I can’t get lost”.

qyron,

You can get lost in the middle of nowhere but I always wonder why finding a direction seems to be such an endeavour for most/so many people.

Sun rises in the east, sets at the west. Face the sun, on your left is west, south is behind your ass.

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Sun is not always visible, where I live there is frequently completely uniform grey skies. Also depending on your latitude and time of year you’ll have to adjust or you’ll be quite a bit off.

dewritoninja,

In my city it’s even easier, there’s a friggin huge volcano right to the west, the city it’s built at its foot. Just look at the volcano and left is south, right is north

victorz,

Where you at? Iceland? Italy? Give me a hint!

Crashumbc,

Pompeii

lud,

According to previous comments they seem to live in Ecuador.

Jumi,

And if you don’t know which direction to go just go downhill. It has the highest chance of finding a river and humans always liked to settle on rivers.

SharkAttak,
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

If you're lost in a forest, don't talk to the shadows.

RandomVideos, in Northern star gang

Use a real compass.

There are also online compasses that you dont need any app for

lud, (edited )

Or no compass at all.

Compasses are useless in daily life unless you are orienteering every day or are on a boat or something.

But if we have to find workarounds, you can just use your preferred map app which almost always has a compass integrated.

Kolanaki, in Pray for their safety
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

LEONHART,

Sorry for the convenience!

(R.I.P. Mitch)

isthingoneventhis,

Or a temporary chainsaw from hell. That one clip of the one absolutely shitting the bed will haunt me.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Link?

Ookami38, (edited )
isthingoneventhis,

You could probs google it and find it pretty readily, something like ‘escalator failure reddit’ or that. It’s like mall footage of an escalator that has motor failure or something and because it’s… well really heavy it basically it snaps at some point and just rips down with people just falling into the pit where the inner parts stay underneath.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Oh I think I know that one. Based on the previous comment, I thought it got sent into overdrive and was going hella fast that it may as well be a chainsaw lol

isthingoneventhis,

Well no, chainsaw is an exaggeration, I think it’s more of an extruder or meat grinder when one gets caught in it. Thaaaaat one is nsfl and will forever remain a blue link 😬

sukhmel,

I think the engine driving the escalator can’t speed it up much, but yes it’s a hell if breaks don’t operate properly

beebarfbadger,

The scene you’re probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I’d count those as the most solid of evidence.

carpelbridgesyndrome,

As somone who has been on a broken escaltor that was not safe, the breaks can fail and then you have a big problem. Granted I’m not dead and didn’t lose any limbs but degloving is still not something I’d like to risk.

isthingoneventhis,

C. C I’m not sure what you’re talking about, I don’t watch those movies and the one I’m thinking about was from (iirc) an asian mall CCTV recording or something to that effect.

Ookami38,

Yeah it was a Chinese woman and her child. I linked it further up, but from the sounds of it maybe don’t go looking for my link lol

Ookami38, (edited )

They could also be referring to the time a woman threw her child clear from a failing elevator and then got promptly consumed. Happened in China.

Edit to add:

Could also be this one. Turns out there’s a lot of incidents of people being monched.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • Mitch Hedberg
kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Graceful degradation. We can all learn from its example.

Strykker,

I know it’s a quote, but if the brakes failed on an escalator then yes it would be unusable even as stairs, however you wouldn’t be stuck on it at that point, you’d be in a pile at the bottom.

Brickhead92,

Or possibly crushed, which some would agree is worse.

Rubanski,

Escalator accidents are gruesome

Ziglin,

But their stair form may go out of order under extreme conditions.

Famko, in How to keep a man

Do you keep him in prison?

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

The basement evidently.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

Introversion,

It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

vivadanang,

or a hospital… ugh

Slovene, (edited ) in Well now I'm disappointed too!

Lana … Lana … LANA! … LAANAAAAAAA!!!

ChillPill,
@ChillPill@lemmy.world avatar

WHAT?!

FooBarrington,

manger zone

Thassodar,

Danger Zone.

CynicRaven, in Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

Is it ever specified of the wine Jesus makes is good wine?

Rakonat, (edited )

Well if Bible is to be considered a source here, John 2:1-11 or specifically John 2:10

Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”

So everyone could have been drunk already and just noticed it didn’t taste like elderberries. But the verse certainly suggest what he made was better than everything else the wedding served.

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

Splenetic,

John 2:9-10:

When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,

And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.

WoahWoah, (edited ) in Sophie's choice 70s edition

The updated version would be, where do you leave your child: a trans storytime hour or an otherwise empty room with a loaded 9mm.

Conservative Sophie’s Choice.

Dkarma,

C’mon that’s not fair. Conservatives would always rather have their kids dead than literate. It’s supposed to be a hard choice for them.

How about. Wear a rainbow Speedo or drink bud light.

Now there’s a right wing conundrum.

WoahWoah,

You make a compelling argument.

Rakonat,

What makes you think they aren’t wearing the speedo already? It has to be something others will publicly see and shame them for.

RIP_Cheems, in Sophie's choice 70s edition
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I would trust the pitbull. Besides, they’re not as bad as people make them out to be.

Buffaloaf,

Now you’ve triggered Lemmy’s hate of pitbulls. Be prepared for “they should all be put down” and “they’re bred to be vicious, you can’t undo that” comment barrage.

I wish you luck.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you. And honestly, anyone who thinks that doesn’t deserve a very special picture.

SonicBlue03, in Serious buyers only

Do you still have the thorax?

dream_weasel,

I know what I got, bucko!

art, in Prometheus
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, I’m too dumb to understand this.

explodicle,

Prometheus stole fire from the gods. As punishment, his liver will be torn out by eagles from now on.

Hubi,
@Hubi@lemmy.world avatar

In Greek mythology, Prometheus was punished for stealing the fire from the gods by being tied to a rock and having his liver eaten by an eagle, only to have it grow back overnight to be eaten again the next day. It’s essentially a never ending cycle of punishment (though he was rescued at some point in the story IIRC).

niktemadur, (edited )

So OP is wary of being punished by stealing some new knowledge from the gods, just like ol’ Prometheus?

Stealing AI from the gods! OP’s liver being pecked at by robotic eagles!

EDIT: Live-streamed on Twitch!

MashedTech,

Gimme link

volvoxvsmarla,

But wouldn’t “old liver, new eagles” make more sense? Or at least the same? It’s still his liver (regrowing), and new birds feasting on it (because yesterday’s birds might be still digesting you know). Or metaphorically, there’s always new problems to make your life shit.

wieson,

New day, same problems

jaybone,

Same shit, different day.

cashews_best_nut, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

With lemmy having a smaller user base my comments are more noticed. This has coaxed out my long dormant sardonic and sarcastic side.

The people of lemmy today get 1000x more offended than Redditors from 15 years ago. It seems like everyone has become ultra fucking fragile.

Also downvotes without explanation are a lot more common. I think this is due to people assuming you’re intent and entire life story from one sentence rather than old Reddit where people would engage you.

In summary: you’re a bunch of boring pussies.

overcast5348,

No, you’re a boring pussy.

/s

Twinklebreeze,

I wholeheartedly agree with this comment.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Meh, I usually apologize if I offend someone unless they’re being a real asshole. Then we work it out and it’s fine.

Mandy,

i felt the downvotes one in my fucking soul. I asked several times what was wrong even so i stop doing whatever their fragility disliked, but i have never gotten a single answer, that was a mayor contributor to me stop posting altogether

GBU_28,

If I knew where you lived I’d shit on your lawn

some_guy, in Pray for their safety

Queue Mitch Hedberg…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOkWWV6a_U

SpaceNoodle,

*cue

Enkers, (edited )

They have somewhat distinct uses today, but cue in this sense is an alternative spelling of queue:

www.etymonline.com/word/cue

SpaceNoodle,

It’s not an “alternative spelling” if the words deviated 300 years ago.

Enkers, (edited )

Eh. In this circumstance, when you watch a video on YouTube, you’re literally adding it to a queue. Both queue and cue are appropriate.

SpaceNoodle,

Not really.

Enkers,

Yes really. There is a “now playing” queue that is active even when you’re watching a single video.

techt, (edited )

There’s a fundamental misunderstanding; the original commenter didn’t mean to use the line-style “queue” meaning, they were using it by mistake and even admitted that in a follow-on comment. They meant “cue” by its distinct definition, not the one that overlapped with “queue” long ago. It wasn’t a spelling correction – it was a homophone correction. It wasn’t a suggestion to queue up some Mitch Hedberg on yt, it was a cue for him to enter because one of his trademark jokes is about escalators.

theUnlikely,

When using “queue” or “cue,” the context is crucial for deciding which word is appropriate. The word “cue” refers to a signal for action, especially in theater, to prompt someone to do something. It’s been used in this sense since the 1500s. On the other hand, “queue” generally refers to a line or sequence of people or things waiting their turn. This meaning originated in the 1800s.

In the context of this debate:

  1. Cue: When saying “Cue Mitch Hedberg,” the word “cue” is being used correctly. It’s like saying, “Now enter Mitch Hedberg,” or “Prompt the appearance or mention of Mitch Hedberg.” It’s a signal for something specific to happen or appear, especially in a performance or presentation context.
  2. Queue: The argument for “queue” seems to be based on the YouTube context, where videos are lined up to play one after the other, hence the term “play queue.” While it’s true that watching a video on YouTube involves adding it to a play queue, the term “queue” in the sense of “Queue Mitch Hedberg” would imply adding him to a waiting list or sequence, which isn’t the intended meaning here.

And actually as far as I can see, there isn’t actually a play queue when you just click on a single video. So if the original commenter was truly trying to say “add Mitch Hedberg to your queue of videos”, fine. However, I have strong doubts about that being what they meant.

Lemjukes,

Right but that “queue” is in reference to the stack or list of videos. Not the actual of starting or signaling to start of a video. When you hit play you are cueing a video in the queue.

xionzui, (edited )

If you read what you linked, the meaning where they overlap is in the sense of a tail or something hanging down. The cue in the sense it’s used here, as a prompt to act, was in use since the 1500s in theater. The use of queue to mean a line only began in the 1800s and probably came out of the now basically unused meaning of cue/queue to refer to a tail-like thing. Curly cue and pool cue are the only remaining uses I can think of. Queue has basically lost that meaning in favor of its new one thanks to IT applications. It does not mention cue ever taking any line-related meaning.

some_guy,

Ah, you’re right. Silly me.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

now kiss

SpaceNoodle,

If only there were some way to fix your earlier comment

some_guy,

And invalidate the person who corrected me? No. I’ll live with my shame. I’m pedantic about writing, spelling, grammar. I made a mistake. I’ll live with it.

Ookami38,

Que?

adam_y, in A long and distinguished family
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

casmael,

Fig roll as well tbh

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, you’re good.

kemsat,

That sounds like the real vegetarian option

cashews_best_nut,

Looks American. It’s also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.

This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.

Instead we get these abortions.

BirdyBoogleBop, (edited )

Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.

ericisshort,

Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

Snoozemumrik,

Eyooo

thefartographer,

instead we get these abortions.

We Americans can’t even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.

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