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matlag, in NASA has some explaining to do

I kind of hope it’s real. Down that path at some point they’ll decide the whole Internet and all modern technologies are satanist and leave Internet for good. They can embrace the Amish lifestyle, it’s a win for the rest of us.

Sabata11792,
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You obviously never got stuck behind a horse and buggy on the road and it shows.

afraid_of_zombies,

You are allowed to pass them even if there is a double yellow.

Kolanaki, in made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her
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What tune is this supposed to go to?

Researchgrant,

I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha

Classy,

Christmas Shoes.

OmnislashIsACloudApp,

yeah Christmas shoes lol

youtu.be/_fKI50MhzVM?si=XKVONbtBCiNfKTUA

EdibleFriend, in Broccoli
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I’m a straight male and I’ve always hated broccoli. It’s all suddenly making so much sense.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You’re telling me you’re not a Saphead?

EdibleFriend,
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I haven’t gotten my head stuck in a tree since I was a small child.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

EdibleFriend,
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I saw this was a reply over this meme and clicked through expecting you to be talking about how I’m a man and not a lesbian.

FlyingSquid, (edited ) in Couldn't remember Caillou's name.
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OP, I have shown this image to both my wife and daughter and the consensus in my household is that Caillou is indeed that bald little fuck.

Resol, in Merry christmas you weirdos
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This looks suspiciously similar to human skin. Am I just drunk?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s definitely just robot meat

Resol,
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I get it now

felykiosa, in Imagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.

What s the purpose of the Axe if you have a guillotine

F_Haxhausen,
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Damn. I missed making a good joke.

To make whoopee.

supercriticalcheese,

Back-up

F_Haxhausen,
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To make more than one head.

RGB3x3,

Getting a two-to-one return rate on heads is unheard of, but the best executioners have been known to do it

hungryphrog, in The Jebus Said So.

JESUS DIDN’T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

afraid_of_zombies,

Jesus didn’t say anything, he never existed.

hungryphrog,

You never existed.

afraid_of_zombies,

Most days I would agree but I am definitely biased on the matter.

dylanTheDeveloper,
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overcast5348,

Your mom never existed.

jubilationtcornpone, (edited )

Did you just go full Facebook?? You never go full Facebook!

ASeriesOfPoorChoices, in And I will die on this hill.

Weird Al, sure.

But also Jack Black.

ShitOnABrick, in Truly inspirational
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With peer pressure you can do anything!

ahriboy,
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Try to pay attention to your food intake.

spittingimage, in Truly inspirational
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Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

zalgotext,

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

McSudds_,

Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

el_abuelo,

And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren’t very good at keeping you skinny.

BluesF, (edited )

Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)

afraid_of_zombies,

Work 18 hours, spend it on blow, crash in the alley by the dumpsters, wake up, work another 18 hours.

klemptor,

How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.

afraid_of_zombies,

Well I was in catering the owner was the taster and he didn’t smoke and drank only luke warm espresso in one gulp. I know because he explained it to me many times.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes very much so. There was this bakery I would go to when I was a teen who had the best chocolate chip cookies ever. The woman behind the counter stood taller than pretty much any woman I have ever seen and her obesity made me wonder how she could even stand.

Thcdenton, in I knew it all along!

Do the little people have pointy hats?

zakobjoa, in I'll try to follow my very emotionally healthy idols better
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I always have to shake my head how these people never understand any of those movies.

BruceTwarzen,

I think a lot of it has to do that a lot of people only know movies from memes and tiktok.

Lord_ToRA, (edited ) in kawaii mouth breathing
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Here’s a version of this meme with fewer jpegs

i.redd.it/wprc2s8m92l91.jpg

DuskyRo,
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Lord_ToRA,
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Blame OP for not using a better quality version to start.

Next you can blame Lemmy.world for not allowing pasting from clipboard. I’m not about to download the image to my device just for this.

I also linked to the image directly.

Imgonnatrythis,

Good bot!

Psythik,

Eew, reddit.

At the very least, you should link to old reddit if you’re going to make me visit that shithole.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Nah, that’s just image hosting site reddit used, not to the reddit site. Op linked directly to the image.

OhFudgeBars, in For the homies

It’s coming out the wrong end of the phone.

Valmond,

And where is the cable?

flambonkscious,

No, it’s just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.

Now I’ve written it, it doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure I’m correct - long conversations weren’t comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)

CanadianCarl,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handset#/media/File%3AFeA… still missing a phone in the meme.

Kolanaki, in A fair trade
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Fishing is a way more boring sport, but at least it takes up literally 0 land.

frezik,

Fishing is an old way for introverts to be socially acceptable. Want some time alone with your thoughts? Go fishing. Doesn’t matter if you catch anything.

Sylvartas,

Yeah fishing is even more boring but I have nothing against it since it relies on a healthy ecosystem. Golf is basically the opposite in that regard

ILikeBoobies,

Golf shouldn’t take up land

The whole point was that the Highlands land was too rough for a pitch

chiliedogg,

The thing about fishing for me is that it’s about exploring the lake and relaxing. It ain’t called “catching” for a reason.

But I don’t really do catch and release. I eat what I catch (provided it’s a legal size/species of course). I feel like catching fish just to catch them is kinda a dick move.

People don’t go out to the woods and shoot a deer in the leg and walk away. So why should we put a hook in a fish’s lip/throat just for giggles?

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