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db2, in Existentialist Spagett

Consider the ingredients to each component and tell me how this is different than a cookie. I’ll wait.

afraid_of_zombies,

Consider the ingredients of your partner and tell me why you are offended that I replaced them with an angry honey badger in your bed last night. I’ll wait.

fidodo, (edited )

It’s wetter and denser. Don’t know if that’s enough to make it bad, but the wetness could give it a weird texture for the flavor

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Schrödinger's joke
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Diapers should be illegal

Jk, unless you agree

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Nature is beautiful
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Eggsactly!

psycho_driver, in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus,
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What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

niktemadur, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

JusticeForPorygon, in Me IRL
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I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine

unreachable, in Nature is beautiful
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5/7 looking pretty

10/10 with salt sprinkled

kibiz0r, in I would have disowned him too.

“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

doingthestuff, in I would have disowned him too.

Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up

Nikki,
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did you just tldr a tweet?

unreachable,
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a tweet#xhit

doingthestuff, in The giga crystal

What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?

StoneGender, in Would you fuck an entire man?

Would you fuck a baloney sandwhich?

Dio, in Existentialist Spagett
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Vulgar. >;\

Sabre363, in Nature is beautiful

Sunny side up

Snapz, in TIL

Big (body) if true

dephyre, in Schrödinger's joke
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Schrödinger’s “Joke”.

FateOfTheCrow,

Also known as “Schrödinger’s Douchebag”.

EastSideRock,

Holy hell

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