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BananaOnionJuice, in I do believe they exist
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ASMR meat slapping sounds.

Octopus1348,
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With silent relaxing music in the background.

GBU_28,

Grapefruit technique, 10h

SlothMama, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Replace that with spam and it’s fire

MacNCheezus,
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SlothMama,

I love musubi

Nikls94, in Existentialist Spagett

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

MacNCheezus,
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Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

Nikls94,

That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

MacNCheezus,
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Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

user224,
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Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

Nikls94, in Me IRL

I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

rabiddolphin, in Peak organization
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All of my playlists are the ghostbusters theme song

HenryWong327, in Peak organization
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Assuming an average of 4 minutes per song, that is 7 years and 8 months of music. I wonder how much time the ads would add?

rabiddolphin,
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The best way to use spotify is to block the ads

HenryWong327,
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You can do that? I don’t use Spotify so I didn’t know.

Mycatiskai, in Me IRL

You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

Iron_Lynx,

And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

occhionaut,

i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

tdawg,

morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

Huschke,

TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

Swedneck,
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honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

MaoZedongers,

holy relatable

jelloeater85, in Existentialist Spagett
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…ooooooooooooooooooooooo…ooooooooooooooooo…ooo…oo.o.

unreachable, in Schrödinger's joke
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unreachable, in Me IRL
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feedum_sneedson,

she cute

adhocfungus, in It's wednesday my dudes
GluWu, in Schrödinger's joke

I’m shitposting in 4 dimensions

distantsounds, in Would you fuck an entire man?

If anyone is on the fence…It didn’t go too well on The Boys s3e1

ew.com/…/the-boys-season-3-premiere-termite-giant…

Meron35, in Existentialist Spagett

Jajangmyeon

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Me IRL
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I feel like there are more choices like

Angry and need the distraction

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