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Neato, in Existentialist Spagett
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Don’t knock it till you tried it.

Jello Spaghetti

Diet Coke Spaghetti

Lemminary,

I love that guy!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

615 videos of food crimes. Holy shit, somebody stop this madman.

Lemminary, (edited )

No >:(

He’s innocent, your honor!

pete_the_cat,

Amazing.

MissJinx, (edited ) in Me IRL
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

colourlesspony,

That sounds depressing

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I need a wank.

ryannathans,

Extra depressants

saltesc,

Deflating at least

GrammatonCleric, in Existentialist Spagett
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Nutella ruins anything it touches, like a BP oil spill

SkyezOpen,

Controversial but I’m here for you. Too much hazelnut not enough chocolate.

afraid_of_zombies,

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

Catoblepas, in Existentialist Spagett

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

assassin_aragorn, in I would have disowned him too.

“Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”

nifty, in How to lose friends and alienate people
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

kusuriya, in Existentialist Spagett
@kusuriya@infosec.pub avatar

Both are Italian, Ill allow it!

undercrust,

Indeed, it’s a fine Italian meal

smuuthbrane, in Schrödinger's joke
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

Kolanaki, in Me IRL
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I can be two things.

surewhynotlem, in Me IRL

How else am I supposed to sleep?

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

REAL TALK

Delphia,

My man out here with the real questions.

Ledivin, in Me IRL

What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore

tdawg, (edited )

have you met our lord and savior: rearranging your bedroom at 2am

smuuthbrane, (edited ) in Existentialist Spagett
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

Wogi,

Yeah but it’s not alive anymore so what’s the point

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Ngl gagh and Nutella sounds fire.

OpenStars, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I’m in love

That I’m sent from above

I’m not that innocent

ChocoboRocket, in Me IRL

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8b7ddabc-c30e-4e7f-813e-513060fb9336.jpeg

abstractastronaut, (edited )
@abstractastronaut@lemmy.world avatar

“Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c” – A Modern Day Poet

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and this kids, is why we use error correction

mvirts, in It'll work, I saw it on the internet

It’s funny because they recorded it from a safe distance 😹

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