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jabathekek, in Me IRL
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

yes

Merlin, in Mental eelness

The fact that I found this funny indicates I may have a mental eelness

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You and me both then

MedicPigBabySaver, in I do believe they exist

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    StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

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    Kusimulkku,

    What was it? I gotta know now

    colourlesspony, in Me IRL

    yes

    itsnotits, in you better be ready

    You’d* better be ready

    Sanctus, in Schrödinger's joke
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    You see, Guts. What I did to the Band of the Hawk and Casca was a joke. You can come back now. I was joking. Please love me like I love you.

    TseseJuer,

    griffisuu!!!

    flambonkscious, in U have to train the AI first

    Is that a finger poking through the wall behind his ear?

    tubaruco, (edited ) in game ads be like:

    i didnt want to say it but theres something wrong with your pig…

    edit: forgot the r in your

    FlyingSquid, in Especially on Lemmy
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Good. I hope so. Bring it on, lady.

    tubaruco, in Would you fuck an entire man?

    i love how you just reposted the same thing and now youre getting upvotes

    sentient_loom,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I wonder what it means lol

    Veedem, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
    @Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

    Did he still do all that meth?

    sentient_loom,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

    Dolphinfreetuna,

    It wasn’t illegal back then

    AlmightySnoo, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
    @AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

    I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

    sentient_loom,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I think it could work.

    Siegfried,

    “And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

    Fisch,
    @Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

    That would be fire ngl

    MedicPigBabySaver, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

    Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

    sentient_loom, (edited )
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

    MedicPigBabySaver,

    Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    People needed to concentrate, duh.

    DocMcStuffin, in I would have disowned him too.
    @DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

    jaybone,

    Can’t stand an Opal.

    DestroyerOfWorlds, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

    Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

    sentient_loom,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

    tubaruco,

    hate it when it happens

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