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Shelena, in Mental eelness

He looks eel!

DrCatface,

he need some milk

bhamlin, in Would you fuck an entire man?

If he fits…

GluWu, in cozy

Now we just have to cuddle until the statue of limitations is up.

Slovene,

It’s statute, Kramer.

DarkMessiah, in I would have disowned him too.

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

faceless, in I have hired 5 demons to assist with dealing with trolls. Demon number 1. Brolmannan. Users taken by Brolmannan are dragged to EDL headquarters and forced to listen to UKIP propaganda for all of etern
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rather kill myself than listen to ukip propaganda

dodgy_bagel, in you better be ready

I haven’t seen my testicles for over a year. Last I checked, the two sisters were in Texas.

FlickeringScreens, in It's wednesday my dudes

does the suffering end, or does it merely change form?

DaMonsterKnees, in Be careful what you ask for
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Interestingly, attractive singles are, in fact, in his area and looking for him.

tubaruco,

its just that they are looking for him because theyre cops and he has commited crimes

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Would you fuck an entire man?

It is illogical to fuck every cell in the entire body

sentient_loom,
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Love defies your rational logic

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I am sorry captain, this does not compute. Entering self destruct sequence in three … two …

HerbalGamer,
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One could argue that you’re about to fuck your entire self up.

stoly, in Especially on Lemmy

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you’ll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.

RagingRobot,

I am so angry that you said that! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

stoly,

Nice art!

byroon, in you better be ready

Sir this is a Lemmy (not a group chat)

Its_Always_420, in Mental eelness
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As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority.

JoMiran, in Mental eelness
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What shol’va posted this?

Mechanize, in Mental eelness

…is that a Goa’uld? Scary!

TheIvoryTower, in Would you fuck an entire man?

I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

sentient_loom,
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Indigenous wisdom goes deep.

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