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Mr_Dr_Oink, in We were warned.

You missed Professor Peppy.

I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.

FlyingSquid,
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He’s not a real doctor!

funkless_eck,

how do you know it’s a He 😮‍💨

FlyingSquid,
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The professor and I know each other well.

hakunawazo,
FlyingSquid,
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See? Does that look like Professor Peppy to you?

hakunawazo,
LaunchesKayaks, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
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SCP material

breakingcups, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

They’ll probably proudly claim they won without a hint of irony.

PaupersSerenade,
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Reminds me of that older Odin meme;

“Odin promised the end of all frost giants, and I don’t see any frost giants.”

Delphia,

Well I’m sold.

HAIL ODIN!

dojan, (edited )
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Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

No hailing Oden, please. He’s a cunt.

Localhorst86,

a small price to pay for not having to deal with frost giants, IMHO.

Delphia,

Yeah! All my homies hate frost giants!

EdibleFriend,
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All the gods are cunts.

dojan, (edited )
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Some more than others. Oden is particularly bad.

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

FlyingSquid,
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You must be fun at parties.

dojan,
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Aye, I’m fucking amazing, actually.

If you’re going to choose a god to praise, why choose an easily insulted one-eyed old fart with a self-confidence problem? Go with someone with more pizzazz, like Freyja. Goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, magic. Is there anything she doesn’t do?

FlyingSquid,
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Maybe because the person you were talking to most likely doesn’t actually worship Odin and was trying to be funny?

dojan,
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Do you think my tongue in cheek trivia is an actual admonishment for worshipping the wrong god?

FlyingSquid,
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This was tongue in cheek?

Some more than others. Oden is particularly bad.

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

Because that’s what I responded to. Were you being unserious when you said Odin is being co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy?

dojan,
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Apologies for the late response, I was working.

Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

No hailing Oden, please. He’s a cunt.

This bit is tongue in cheek, specifically the “no hailing Oden” bit. It is a joke. I don’t actually care if someone worships Oden or not, you’re free to do as you please. I apologise if my phrasing came across as more serious than was intended. My apologies to you, @Delphia, and anyone else whom I’ve offended.

This…

Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

…is a reference to the story of the children Sol and Mani, whose father loved them so much he decided to name them after the sun and the moon. Oden took offence to this, and whisked the children away up into the skies to drive the carriages of their namesakes, and just to ensure none shirked their duty, he set Fenrir’s two children, Hati (Hatred) and Sköll (Treachery) to chase them until the end times when the twin wolves devour their targets.

No matter how you look at it, that’s a shitty thing to do. It’s not the children’s fault that their father gave them that name. Suppose father was punished too in that he lost his beloved kids, but the children really drew the short end of the stick.

It’s not the first time he’s a bit of a shithead either. The way I’ve always understood the stories having grown up with them, his treatment of Loke’s children is what drives them to oppose him in the end times. He creates a lot of problems that could be fixed would he be open to properly communicate, but Oden isn’t the type to do that. He’s too prideful.

And this…

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

…is sadly also true. I welcome people rekindling Asatro. I think that’s delightful. However, sadly there’s a bunch of people that have co-opted these stories and group together under Odin as a symbol of hatred and xenophobia. I obviously don’t think the person I initially responded to is one of these people, nor do I think they’re seriously practising asatro.

So, if you do decide to openly worship Oden, or carry imagery associated with him - that’s really cool, but it’s also worth noting that sadly in modern society at least here in Scandinavia, there are some unsavory connotations with it.

Finally this

If you’re going to choose a god to praise, why choose an easily insulted one-eyed old fart with a self-confidence problem? Go with someone with more pizzazz, like Freyja. Goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, magic. Is there anything she doesn’t do?

…is also tongue-in-cheek, though I do unironically think Freyja is many times cooler than Oden and I will (figuratively) fight you on that.

hakunawazo,

Beauty and magic are not on my bingo card, so I’m a little jealous.

dojan,
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Love, sex, and, war is? Three out of five isn’t bad, could be worse!

hakunawazo,

Honestly war fortunately only seen far away on a global scope in other less fortunate countries. But there is a latent risk everywhere.

JaymesRS,

The god of the Christian Bible used 2 bears to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald guy.

dojan,
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Mythology is crazy!

I love the stories about Atalanta, and how it culminates in her and Hippomenes both being transformed into lions as punishment for shagging in a temple, because at the time people believed that lions couldn’t have offspring together.

The story of Thor dressing up as and pretending to be Freyja in order to get his hammer back from some giants is also pretty sick.

And Amaterasu forever shunning her brotherhusband for in disgust decapitating a lady who invited them to a party she was too lazy to go to.

There’s so many quality stories out there.

Diprount_Tomato, (edited )
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How many children are you ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ sacrificing to Odin today?

The best thing the vikings did was converting to Christianity

saltesc,

Damn it. Your realisation just manifested my nose to bleed.

Honytawk,

Must be the vaccines

be_excellent_to_each_other,
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"You know why you can't play chess with a pigeon? Because at some point it will just shit on the board and strut around like it won."

niktemadur, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Obama FEMA Boncentration Bamps!
He’s coming for yer gunz!

They repeat the same lie over and over and over again, and these one-dimensional simpletons swallow the entire thing, time after time after time.
The problem is, these one-dimensional simpletons vote.

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

0x4E4F,

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

Well, they are over here… and I do vote, just scratch out everyone.

candybrie,

If you don’t vote for anything, you aren’t actually voting, just wasting time. No one cares that there’s a spoiled ballot. It has 0 impact.

0x4E4F,

It has 0 impact in the US maybe. Here, my vote might get snatched by one party or the other… I wouldn’t like that to happen, thank you very much.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I am also scared of the evil party vote snatchers.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Laugh all you like, it’s reality over here. There is vote snatching every election, dead people voting, abroad voters voting here (locally)… this is not the US 🤷.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where is that?

0x4E4F,

The Balkans.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s like ten to thirteen countries depending on your definition so can you be more specific?

0x4E4F, (edited )

No, I would rather keep that to myself. I think you get the idea though (it’s a plaugue in almost any Balkan country).

I could share that info in private if you’d like.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

0x4E4F,

Fine by me 🤷.

TheDankHold,

Not voting signals to politicians that they don’t need to care about your vote or you in general.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Really? I thought it signalled that I don’t like either of the choices 🤔… maybe get them thinking about the representatives they select to put on the voting lists.

TheDankHold, (edited )

They only care about appealing to people who they know vote. Your silent protest is very easy to ignore.

0x4E4F,

If there were more silent potesters, you would think they’d actually wonder why that is happening 🤔.

TheDankHold,

No they’d just be happy that there’s less people they have to convince to vote for them. Less people voting means it’s easier to pass policies that enrich them. You aren’t doing some meaningful protest, you’ve removed yourself from the conversation.

There’s tons of money in seeding voter apathy and people like you are why. They get you to remove your own voice and make you think you’re hurting them and not yourself.

0x4E4F,

I am not hurting myself, it doesn’t make the slightest difference to me if one party or the other wins. I just don’t want my vote stolen, I’d rather it burned.

In the end, it’s my vote… the same as the hillbilly with down syndrome. If he can choose, so can I.

TheDankHold,

No one’s saying you can’t do anything. I’m simply explaining that your “protest” is ignorable at best and actively beneficial to the people you hate at worst.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Well, IDC to be honest, as I said, it doesn’t make any difference to me who wins. I just don’t like either party stealing my vote, that’s all.

mean_bean279,

I read your “time after time after time” as “time after time” with the Cindy Lauper song. It really threw me off for a minute.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I would however like to clarify that neither Republicans nor Democrats will solve the systemic issues in any meaningful way, and it’s not saying “both sides are the same” to point this out. I literally voted for Biden, but I still have Democrats accuse me of “voting for Trump” when I point out ways the Democrats do things like uphold a capitalist economy, extend the reach of fascist agencies like ICE, take power away from the working class, compromise with right-wing extremists, and observe a hierarchical system.

I can agree that Republicans are far worse, and I can cast my vote, while still being honest about the situation.

Fal, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
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Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

metaStatic,

I'd like to buy your rock

Octopus1348,
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I read “cock” 💀

r00ty,
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Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like "immigants" to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

0x4E4F, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

isthingoneventhis,

no no, I’m not the child of immigrants! I’m iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

random65837,

Relevance?

ekky,

The rich Americans are seldomly native Amaricans, so the meme is right about the immigrants holding all the money.

jackoneill,

But there’s that one really rich Native American dude with the casino so it’s ok

WhiteHawk,

If anything that’s an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

0x4E4F, (edited )

Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be 🤷… they didn’t like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.

AVincentInSpace,

Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology

Olhonestjim,

Illegal immigrants, no less.

littlewonder, (edited )

And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.

Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.

^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

Sanyanov, in ...did everyone get this?

November 4, 2097…I’m gonna have a long life, it seems!

Land_Strider,

Dunno, it sounds like 90’s to me.

wafflez,

dang, Feb 23rd 2067 for me

notepass,

It just says 5 for me

hakunawazo,

4… 3… 2… 1

Kolanaki,
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Shit, that’s my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.

art, in We were warned.
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Dr Stars and Stripes is damn good.

joe, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

Op has a dream

Immersive_Matthew, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

If they were in Asia, this is normal. The best places pop up and before you get used to it, they are gone.

residentmarchant,

What’s the reasoning for this? Are people setting up stalls to make ends meet temporarily or do they get shut down by someone?

afraid_of_zombies,

They move around. Go where the money is. Not going to make any money depending on one high white kid at 2am.

Immersive_Matthew,

A variety of reasons. Some move around as different days brings different crowds. Some only open when they need money and take a break when they do not. Some go out of business as they were just not good at managing their operations yet their food was amazing. Some get sick. Some just move around the block as they were on someone’s turf. Sure there are other reasons but getting shutdown by the police seems to not really happen here much unless you are in front of a government building or a some wealthy property. Out side of that it is a free for all. At least here in Vietnam.

Wirlocke, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Gas will expire eventually and you could just hotwire one of the many abandoned cars anyways, if the roads aren’t blocked by said cars. Bullets will run out unless you find a gun shop, in which case you get guns anyways. Water purifying is easy enough to do without a machine.

My picks would be German Shepherd, Axe, First Aid, and Radio.

There’s a reason we domesticated dogs, they are useful in so many different ways like hunting, defense, and security (and companionship). Especially German Shepherds, you can see the damage they do when used by police.

Axes are survivalist 101 and some are practically multi tools despite being simple.

First Aid because infections, zombie or not, are the real killers throughout history.

The radio’s more of a gamble, but it’s your best chance to find a new settlement, monke strong together and all that. Also you can maybe stay informed on what’s happening in other parts of the country. (And it lets me flex my Amateur Radio License).

curiousaur,

I think I’d take the night vision goggles over the radio. You’re much more likely to find a radio. Situational awareness at night will be a huge survival factor.

buzz,
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Problem with dogs - they need to be fed.

Its a relatively recent development that u can just walk into the supermarket and buy a bag of dog food that will last a month, u won’t have that in the wild - how u gonna feed the dog?

Wirlocke,

I feel the tracking and hunting capabilities of a dog will more than make up for what they need to eat.

UraniumBlazer, in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas

Post civil war Confederates purchasing “Christmas trees” be like:

Floey, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Probably the handgun, body armor, jeep, and flashlight. On the first few days the jeep will offer mobility and storage, while the flashlight is necessary for maximizing the search for gear. Handgun and body armor to give you an advantage over your fellow survivors. Then acquire a boat, food, containers, and other resources and become a pirate. I might consider a fire axe or crow bar necessary if everything wasn’t glass doors and easily breakable locks.

Floey, in Microchips

These men are both enemies of the people, we shouldn’t make one look good by comparing them.

ArugulaZ, in Still going to wreck it...
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Damn it, I hate crumbs in my bed.

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