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Karcinogen, in "Let me in the house, I have a gift"

SCP 4666 be like

radix,
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Rosco, in Check mate atheists

I want Darwin Claus to bring me random mutations that may or may not be beneficial to my survival and my capacity to create offspring.

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Random mutations are the least potent source of change in evolutionary mechanisms. So much so that some experts don’t even consider them as one.

Reinforcement of already existing traits through variation between individuals under environmental preasure is the main mechanism. (i.e. when food sources are high, individuals with longest reach are the fittest).

silver13,

And the longest reach comes from… random mutation?

lugal,

How to say that you didn’t read Lamarck without saying that you didn’t read Lamarck. Even Darwin agreed with him.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Lamrack has been disproven

lugal,

But not by Darwin. The modern evolution theory is a synthesis of Darwin and Mendel. I should have elaborated but the joke was that Darwin didn’t have mutations in his theory yet and when you stick to Darwin Claus, there ain’t no mutations

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, this thread is about Darwin Claus. Not other (scientifically) magical science peeps. I’m sorry people didn’t get your joke.

weeabooextract,

You seriously believe in Lamarck? Like, I don’t know, I’m not a native speaker, maybe I’m missing something.

How many fucking times do we have to repeat this: TRAITS ACQUIRED DURING LIFETIME ARE NON-INHERITABLE

If you lose your fingers in an industrial accident, your children aren’t going to be born fingerless, are they?

Giraffes don’t have long necks because one little giraffe long, long ago tried really, really hard to grow a longer neck, but because giraffes who had been born with longer necks could compete better than those without, and pass on their genes. And they got those necks due to mutations.

Environmental pressure selects for benefitial mutations, while the mutations themselves are random. That’s literally the mechanism of evolution through natural selection.

lugal,

Neither am I a native speaker so I worded my joke poorly. I elaborated in another comment but let me point out that in epigenetics, traits gained during lifetime are inherited, but within the range of what mutations “allow”.

pimento64,

Appropriate username

Blue_Morpho,

TRAITS ACQUIRED DURING LIFETIME ARE NON-INHERITABLE

Not so fast. Epigenetics is real.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3521963/#:~:….

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

There is natural variation between individuals.

lugal,

Natural as in naturally occurring mutations?

Beryl,

To be fair to him, this type of variations could also be due to epigenetics, although he obviously has a rather fuzzy understanding of what he’s talking about.

Thcdenton, in I'm not picky...
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

At least he got what he wanted. Here’s the sexy m&m

sukhmel,

M&Ms will never be the same from now on 🌚 nice

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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rmuk, in Fishing

Serious question: what’s the loop on the right for? No way anyone’s fitting their balls through that.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.

Paradachshund, in Yes it is!

I don’t know enough about electricity to confirm or deny this interpretation.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It is true though.

Siethron,

It’s been a decade since I studied this, but my instinct says there’s SOMETHING wrong with how amps are portrayed here.

indepndnt,

Maybe it’s that restricting current would be more of an inductance thing than a resistance thing? Like Amp should be pushing the walls wider while Ohm tries to hold Volt back?

tastysnacks,

Amps should be pulling not pushing.

BoastfulDaedra, in Check mate atheists

Who the fuck made this meme? Kevin Sorbo??

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Kevin sorbo when

When Kevin sorbo makes a meme

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Are we to believe that Kevin Sorbo just fell together from random chemicals? Kevin Sorbo is proof there is a god of Kevin Sorbos who makes the Sorbos. Just like there’s a god of making Sorbos gods. That’s why they say they have a personal relationship with their God. It’s their personal God, who is completely different than the other gods.

It’s gods all the way down.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Check mate a-sorboists

FlyingSquid, in I suspect it will be to do it again out back...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s Arizona. I’d be scared of not only snakes but scorpions too.

RedAggroBest, (edited )

This is northern Arizona. More likely got frostbite on their ass. Altho maybe not this year, it’s been really warm

Texas_Hangover,

Gila monsters are what you gotta watch out for, when those fuckers bite, they hold on and chew.

Weslee, in already made the meme by the time I remembered that MS paint has a circle tool

I dun get it

moosetwin,
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pregnant ballin

Custoslibera, in All in the Memery

I don’t get the reference but I still support you.

Much like your walking stick.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you seen my Wether’s Originals anywhere?

Custoslibera,

Yes, they are next to your Life Alert pendent.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, dearie.

Chetzemoka, (edited )

Lmao, I’m your age and literally inhaled a bag of Werther’s while I had Covid because Paxlovid tastes so bad. And I’m about to buy a cane for those days when it would be very helpful to make my invisible disability more visible to all those people trying to rush around me in the grocery store. I old.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love me a Werther’s, but I don’t feel old enough to buy them by the bag just yet.

ReginaPhalange,

Also never seen it - but I named my old laptop Archie Bunchie , and I cant not think that the idea came from the show

paddirn, in Crunchy. Delectable.

Oddly specific playlist. I looked it up and went through the songs, kind of a weird mix that swings wildly between genres. They were definitely just going after song titles to match the theme. On one extreme, there’s a soft Dolly Parton song and some other kind of very calm relaxing songs, next to death metal and punk on the other end, it’s very much all over the place.

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Thank you for the playlist review, king

ininewcrow, (edited ) in do it, coward
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This the sexiest Christmas album I’ve seen so far this year … Hollie you sexy Devil you … you can play with my organ any night

Song list:

  • Jingle My Balls
  • Oh Hole Night
  • Sleigh My Balls
  • Screaming Night, Hollie’s Night
  • Good Rim Job Wenceslas
  • Adolph The Naughty Nazi
  • I Wanna Do A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Snapz, (edited )
  • Frost Me You Snowman
  • Cocks Out Around the Christmas Tree
  • All I Suck for Christmas is You
  • Shave Yourself a Hollie Little Christmas
  • Aborting Santa’s Baby
  • Little Saint Nick’s (Big Hard Dick)
jawa21, (edited ) in Yummy Mummy
KnowledgeableNip,

Earl Gray.

Charred.

joyjoy,

Hot

JoMiran, in All in the Memery
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m fifty and even I consider myself too young for Archie Bunker.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

All in the Family was on until 1979 and it was on in reruns for my entire childhood in the 80s.

magnetosphere, (edited )
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

That’s how I remember it, too. Dad watching reruns while we had dinner. That and MASH.

CubbyTustard,

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  • magnetosphere,
    @magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

    Bleah. Glad that one was never pushed on me. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single episode.

    JoMiran,
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yep. I was five to six years old by the time it when off the air.

    asteriskeverything,

    I’m pushing 40 and I have seen all in the family episodes and recognize the theme song! I was too young to get any context though now I want to watch it!

    Boomers suck yadda yadda but the silent generation was also a big voting block! And also raised those assholes. Sorry, tangent.

    ColonelSanders,

    I was always under the impression that family guy’s intro was also a bit of an homage to All in the Family but I don’t know how many people would know that or if it’s even true

    gamermanh,
    @gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I’m 27 and grew up with it on the TV

    TVland STILL runs this show I think

    shizomou,

    I’m 34. My mom would always tell me that I would say “Archie bunker” is my favorite show as a kid.

    GladiusB, in Wishing you and your family a December to remember
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Is this an ad?

    Ghostalmedia,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    Does your family celebrate Toyotathon instead?

    GladiusB,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Are you selling cars?

    deegeese,

    We’re a December to Remember family.

    Pistcow,

    The one true lord and savior Hilux.

    xor, in Wal-Mart ad speaking truth

    from now on im referring to pickles as “picks”

    caseyweederman,

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